CUT BACK TO...the present. Summer, 2005. Cut to Pinhead's night club. It is the late evening and Freddy, Jason, Michael and Leatherface are sitting at a table, having drinks.

Michael Myers: "Cheers to 'Halloween: The Blood of Michael Myers'!"

-Cut to Michael as he raises his glass of Molson Ice. Since his "Big Two" days, he has quite matured. He eventually got what he wanted - not "Halloween III," but "Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers," followed by several more "Halloween" sequels of his own. He experienced the best and worst of success.

-Michael also gained a young son - through a questionable and circumstantial plot - but he's owned up to his past sins and internal struggles, and is trying to be a best father he can be. He's also, obviously, got one more movie "Halloween" movie under his belt - being directed by John Carpenter - and he's trying to make it the best "Halloween" film it can be for his fans.

-Michael's also outgrown his "afro" days and wears masks with shorter hair on them!

Jason Voorhees: "Cheers to, hopefully, 'Friday The 13th Part XI: Return To Crystal Lake'!"

-Cut to Jason as he raises his glass of Budweiser. Since his "Big Two" days, Jason has hardly grown up at all! In many ways, he's remained the same goofy, dumb, fun and sloppy Crystal Lake Killer - through many "Friday The 13th" films, as well as "Freddy vs. Jason."

-However, Jason has also learned a little more than just killing - through a 20 year old, equally demented son with the same zombie-like strength as he - that he never knew about before. Jason experienced the best of times with this son, Todd. Unfortunately, Jason did not get to keep him forever. He lost Todd to another evil and was forced to take care of him, himself. He's been getting over it since, and Jason - as goofy, dumb and fun as he is now - will always remember fondly the past times of having his own.

-Jason's also obviously gained cultural fame with his hockey mask - despite what Michael initially thought!

Freddy Krueger: "Cheers to, hopefully, 'A Nightmare on Elm Street 8: The Dream...Whatever'."

-Cut to Freddy as he raises his glass of Budweiser. He didn't join the scene until the mid-1980's with his classic "A Nightmare on Elm Street." From there, it didn't take long for him to catch up to Jason's and Michael's number of films, and ultimately become "The Big Three." Upon gaining much fame, Freddy was popular with the horror junkies of the world - as well as the MTV crowd - when he sold his soul and scariness to MTV in the late 80's.

-Upon reaching success, Freddy had a very large ego - that often meshed with Jason - and led to the "Freddy vs. Jason" rumors that eventually lead to, fatefully, their own ultimate, classic versus film. Freddy's ego still meshes with Jason here and then as well. Could this lead to..."Freddy vs. Jason 2"?...

-Freddy also gained a daughter, an adult one named Maggie, who for the longest time he was estranged with. Through her, he gained his own sense of humanity - when he's not being overly cynical, meshing with Jason or being cruel towards Elm Street teenagers.

Leatherface: "Cheers to...my renewed dignity, ever since cleaning house at the premier of the blashphamous remake of my classic movie, 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre'."

-Cut to Leatherface as he raises his glass of Bud Light. Since the early 1980's, Leatherface has been laid back a lot more. He also gave in and eventually appeared in not one - but three - sequels to his classic film, "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre." As he feared before, they were inferior to his classic and embarrassed him and Tobe Hooper's attempt at grittiness in the mid-70's.

-Then, just when it couldn't get any worse (and when Hollywood ran of original ideas), a remake - yes, a remake! - to his original classic film was brought up. He would have done something about it - but he wasn't even part of the filming as his part was replaced by a new stunt actor! But, Leatherface prevailed. Upon the premier of the remake, he struck back - along with his chainsaw - on the unlucky audience attending the film. He had his retaliation.

-Freddy, Jason, Michael and Leatherface all shrug and gulp down their beer.

CUT TO...Chucky, entering the night club. He walks up to the side bar where The Tall Man is. Chucky climbs up the stool and stands up, just looking over the counter. He turns to the bartender, a beastly cenobite with pale skin and goggle-like eyes.

Chucky: "Hey, I'll have Heineken."

Cenobite: "I.D.?"

Chucky: "Yeah, yeah, I'm getting it..."

-Chucky whips out his I.D. from his "Good Guy" overalls and shows it to the cenobite.

Cenobite: "Okay."

-The cenobite grabs a glass and pours Heineken into it. The cenobite sets the glass on the counter. Chucky grabs the glass and gulps down the beer. Then, he sets the glass back on the counter. Refreshed, Chucky relaxes.

Chucky: "Aww..."

-Aside from his appearance and dollish misadventues, Chucky has not appeared to change at all! Well...he has finally gotten married to his long-time human - and dollish - girlfriend, Tiffany. And, he also now has 19-month old fraternal twins with her. He is still the mean SOB he's always been, but he does have a heart. Chucky turns to the cenobite.

Chucky: "Another."

-The cenobite prepares Chucky another glass of beer. Chucky turns to The Tall Man next to him.

Chucky: "Hey."

-Cut to The Tall Man as he turns to Chucky. Aside from appearing in three sequels to his classic, 'Phantasm,' he has not changed much at all. He's also remained a bar pal to Chucky - even after Charles Lee Ray transferred his soul into the Good Guy doll.

The Tall Man: "Hey."

Chucky: "So...what's up?"

-Chucky, realizing the irony of the situation, bursts out laughing.

Chucky: "Oh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!..."

-The cenobites set another glass of beer on the counter. The Tall Man shrugs and laughs with him.

The Tall Man: "Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!..."

-The Tall Man turns to the cenobite.

The Tall Man: "...Ha, ha, ha, heh, I'll have onother Heineken myself, heh, heh..."

-The cenobite prepares another glass of beer for The Tall Man. The Tall Man turns back to Chucky.

The Tall Man: "So, how's the family?"

Chucky: "Oh, they're doing good. We fight, we fuck, we change the twins, we fight, we fuck, we change the twins, we fight, we fuck, we keep changing the damn twins..."

The Tall Man: "Aww...the first stages of life...those terrible two's..."

-The Tall Man shudders.

The Tall Man: "...So many dirty diapers!".

Chucky: "I know, it fucking sucks!"

-Chucky shrugs.

Chucky: "But, they're starting to talk."

The Tall Man: "Are they now?"

Chucky: "Well, Malerie is. I hear her struggling with her F's"

-Chucky turns to The Tall Man sarcastically.

Chucky: "Gee, I wonder what she is trying to say??"

The Tall Man: "Why, you dirty dog, you!"

Chucky: "I know, I'm so bad! I've been trying teach Tobey to say 'fuck' and he keeps shying away from me. Yet, Malerie has been paying attention to me the whole damn time! What all you guys have been telling me...you're right. Having a girl is fun!

The Tall Man: "Now, all you have to do is teach your son to say the word, 'shit'!"

Chucky: "Yeah, 'shit'! Fuck, shit, fuck, shit, fuck, shit! Fuck!"

-The Tall Man laughs out loud and shrugs.

The Tall Man: "Shit!"

-Chucky and The Tall Man laugh off each other.

CUT BACK TO...Freddy, Jason, Michael and Leatherface at their table.

Jason Voorhees: "...I can't believe we're about to see your last 'Halloween' movie in a few weeks."

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, it's like you only started filming a little over a month ago. And already, you're almost done."

CUT TO... the Dimension Film studio, on a previous day. Michael is in the filming of his final "Halloween" movie, "Halloween: The Blood of Michael Myers"...

Movie: Cut to the next morning. Cut to the suburbia that is Haddonfield. The words "October 31, 2012" appear, followed by "Halloween" underneath.

(Cue the eerie "Halloween" theme).

Movie: Cut to to the town. Cut to the local Dunkin Donuts shop. Inside are the two ignorant teenagers, Anthony Foster and Jodie Hopkins, at a table. Anthony turns to Jodie suggestively.

Anthony Foster: "So...what are we going to do tonight?"

Movie: Cut to Jodie laughing to herself and glaring back at Anthony.

Jodie Hopkins: "Oh, we're just going to do that thing called...trick-or-treating."

Movie: Cut to Anthony continually turning to Jodie suggestively.

Anthony Foster: "Oh, okay. But, what about afterwards? What about that thing called...sexual intercourse?"

Jodie Hopkins: "Not on your time, honey."

Movie: Cut to Anthony sighing and laughing to himself.

Anthony Foster: "Just kidding. But, I have something better in mind then plain old 'trick-or-treating.' How about we sneak into the local haunted house known as...the Myers house?"

Jodie Hopkins: "You're kidding, right?"

Anthony Foster: "Not this time."

Jodie Hopkins: "Okay...have you not watched the news lately? Somebody in our school was murdered there the other night. I'd rather just jump in the sack with you instead."

Movie: Cut to Anthony immediately shrugging and turning to Jodie wickedly.

Anthony Foster: "Then, let's indulge!"

Jodie Hopkins: "Not that I was going to do that anyway."

Movie: Cut to Anthony sighing.

Anthony Foster: "Okay, you say no to one thing, than you say no to another. Stop playing with me, woman! Come on, let's do what that loser Dirk wasn't able to do. Let's sneak inside the Myers house and tell everybody about our experience the next day. Come on!"

Jodie Hopkins: "After Dirk was just killed there? No way. I feel creeped out by that alone."

Anthony Foster: "Okay, what is it going to take for me to convince you to sneak into the Myers house with me and stay overnight? And, on Halloween! It would be so cool!"

Jodie Hopkins: "I don't know. It's just that Michael Myers thing."

Movie: Cut to Anthony rolling his eyes.

Anthony Foster: "Don't tell me you believe all that. I don't. What happened to our neighborhood over thirty years ago was tragic. But, I don't believe that he's still here. I don't think that he came back. All this crap about the 'boogeyman' is just hype the adults in this town rely on to keep the legend alive and lure more tourists."

Jodie Hopkins: "Okay. So, who killed Dirk? Who has been murdering the teenagers in this town over the last decade?"

Anthony Foster: "I don't know. But, I don't believe that its Michael Myers. I don't. So, are with me or not? Yes or no?"

Movie: Cut to Jodie sighing.

Jodie Hopkins: "Okay."

Anthony Foster: "All right!"

Jodie Hopkins: "Now, let's get to school already. We're late."

Movie: Cut to Anthony and Jodie getting up to leave. They approach the front entrance of the shop.

Anthony Foster: "School? Who cares about school? Today is Halloween!"

Movie: Cut to John Tate entering the shop and passing the teenagers. Upon overhearing Anthony, he shudders. He looks around and spots his friend, Dave Williams at a table. But first, he walks up to the counter and turns to the cashier/manager, Earl Young.

John Tate: "Hi, I'll have an iced tea."

Movie: Cut to Earl turning to John suspiciously.

Earl Young: "Will that be here..."

Movie: Cut to Earl glaring up at John.

Earl Young: "...Or to go?"

Movie: Cut to John shrugging.

John Tate: "I'll have it here, thanks."

Movie: Cut to Earl grabbing a cup.

Earl Young: "In your case..."

Movie: Cut to Earl glaring at John again as he pours ice tea into the cup.

Earl Young: "...You better consider leaving anyway."

John Tate: "What's that supposed to mean?"

Movie: Cut to Earl setting the iced tea on the counter.

Earl Young: "You know what I mean. I know who you are. You're Laurie's boy. And, you've stirred things up."

Movie: Cut to John glaring back at Earl.

John Tate: "This town already was stirred up. Long before I came. I'm only trying to create a difference."

Earl Young: "And, what difference is that supposed to be? Old man Brackett getting killed last night?"

John Tate: "Look, I can't believe it either. But, it wasn't my fault. It was my uncle's. And, it was Sheriff Brackett that contacted me first."

Earl Young: "Well in that case..."

Movie: Cut to Earl glaring back at John.

Earl Young: "...Enjoy your stay. That will be a $1.29."

Movie: Cut to John handing Earl two dollar bills.

John Tate: "Keep the change."

Movie: Cut to John turning around and heading for Dave Williams' table. He sits down and shrugs.

John Tate: "Talk about small town hospitality."

Movie: Cut to Dave, a heavy set, bearded man, sipping from his cappuccino. He sets the cappuccino back on the table and turns to John.

Dave Williams: "Don't mind him. He's just protective of this town. Next to Brackett, he is one of this town's resident members. Well, he is now. So...what happened last night?"

John Tate: "I don't know how, but Michael found our safe house. My family and I fled from the house and we stayed at a motel for the night."

Dave Williams: "This changes our plan drastically."

John Tate: "Yes, it does."

Dave Williams: "So...what's plan B?"

John Tate: "At the moment, I'm not sure. But, I want to do something. I can't let this town suffer anymore. There's gotta be a way to stop my uncle."

Dave Williams: "Have you ever thought up splitting town and never looking back? You've only been here a day and you're already in deep."

John Tate: "That's what I've done the last ten years. I'm already here. There's no way I'm turning back now."

Movie: Cut to Dave sighing and sipping from his cappaccino. That's when Lindsay Wallace enters the shop and walks up to the counter. Earl turns to her.

Earl Young: "Morning Lindsay, back for the usual?"

Movie: Cut to Lindsay smiling and laughing at herself.

Lindsay Wallace: "I sure am!"

Movie: Cut to Earl laughing with Lindsay. John, overhearing them, looks around.

John Tate: "Is that Lindsay? Lindsay Wallace?"

Dave Williams: "Yes, that's her. She's the girl your mother babysat."

Movie: Cut to John turning back to Dave. Dave sips from his cappuccino, then turns to John.

Dave Williams: "After the original Halloween massacre, Lindsay got a little messed up in the head after her experience with your uncle. She started living in her own little world. She was made fun in school. When she 'grew up', she became a 'town freak.' She started working at the local flower shop and kept to herself ever since."

John Tate: "Wow. It wasn't just my mom he got to."

Movie: Cut to Earl setting Lindsay's vanilla latte and apple fritter on the counter. Lindsay hands Earl the exact change.

Earl Young: "Have a good day, Lindsay."

Lindsay Wallace: "You too, Earl."

Movie: Cut to Lindsay grabbing her breakfast and starting to leave.

Earl Young: "Oh, and...Happy Halloween!"

Movie: Cut to Lindsay stopping and turning back to Earl.

Lindsay Wallace: "Happy Halloween to you, too."
Movie: Cut to Lindsay about to leave the shop when she spots John. She stops and looks at him. Then, she approaches his table.

Lindsay Wallace: "Excuse me..."

Movie: Cut to John turning around to see Lindsay approaching him.

Lindsay Wallace: "...But are you John Tate? Laurie Strode's son?"

Movie Cut to John shrugging.

John Tate: "That's me. And, your Lindsay Wallace?"

Movie: Cut to Lindsay smiling and laughing at herself.

Lindsay Wallace: "How'd you know? This must be a pyschic connection!"

John Tate: "You could say that. But actually, I heard about you from my mother. I'm glad to finally meet you."

Lindsay Wallace: "Oh, me too."

Movie: Cut to John introducing Lindsay to Dave.

John Tate: "This is Dave. Dave Williams. Lindsay, Dave."

Movie: Cut to Lindsay turning to Dave and shrugging.

Lindsay Wallace: "I've seen you before! You live here in the neighborhood."

Dave: "Um, yeah. Yes, I do..."

Movie: Cut to Dave turning to John.

Dave Williams: "Um, shouldn't we be leaving now?"

John Tate: "No, wait."

Movie: Cut to John turning back to Lindsay. Lindsay sits down at their table.

John Tate: "So...how are you doing, Lindsay?"

Lindsay Wallace: "I'm okay..."

Movie: Cut to Lindsay shrugging.

Lindsay Wallace: "...Today's Halloween, you know!"

Movie: Cut to John shuddering at the thought.

John Tate: "Oh, uh, really? I didn't know that..."

Lindsay Wallace: "And, I think I know why you're here, too. You're here to catch the boogeyman."

Movie: Cut to John shrugging.

John Tate: "Well, I'm not here on vacation."

Lindsay Wallace: "I can help."

John Tate: "Say that again?"

Lindsay Wallace: "I can help you catch the boogeyman."

John Tate: "How so?"

Lindsay Wallace: "You can use my house. And the Doyle house across the street from me. Nobody lives there now."

Movie: Cut to John and Dave turning to each other, then back to Lindsay. Now, they were onto something...

-And, that's when director John Carpenter stops the camera and turns to the surrounding film crew.

John Carpenter: "Cut!"

-The actress portraying Lindsay Wallace, Juliette Lewis, shrugs and reaches for a cigarette.

Juliette Lewis: "I really hope that was the last take. We've been through it like twenty times!"

-Benjamin Strong, the no-name replacing the part of John Tate, shrugs.

Benjamin Strong: "I hope so, too. I can't take any more of this phony ice tea!"

-John Carpenter approaches the actors on the set. The actors brace themselves.

John Carpenter: "That was really good. Really, really good. And I know you're going to hate me for this, but..."

-The actors sigh.

John Carpenter: "...I know all of you can do even better than that. I've seen your work and you're all very good..."

-John turns to Benjamin.

John Carpenter: "...Even you're doing a hell of a job, since this is your film debut..."

-Benjamin turns back to the rest of the group.

John Carpenter: "...But, I want to get the best, most natural acting possible. I know I can get it out of all of you..."

-John shrugs.

John Carpenter: "...Plus, I don't want this to turn out be a shit-fest like the last 'Halloween' movie. I never liked Rick's 'directing'..."

-That's when Michael Myers walks onto the set and approaches John.

Michael Myers: "Hey, are we ready for the suspense scenes or not? I've been waiting backstage for an hour polishing the fake knives!"

-Juliette shudders at the thought, knowing what's in store for her character. John turns to Michael.

John Carpenter: "Hey, relax. I'm still working on this scene."

Michael Myers: "You're STILL working on this scene? I came came back before and Ben and Julie were fine and spot on. What is it going to take to please you, dammit!"

-Benjamin and Juliette tense up. Michael's scary when his rage gets to him!

John Carpenter: "Yes, they are doing very good. But, I'm just trying to get the most I can get out of them..."

Michael Myers: "Well, hurry up! I don't have all night!"

-Michael walks away in huff. He's getting fed up with John Carpenter's working tendencies! John sighs and turns to a stage hand on the set.

John Carpenter: "Hey, Bill..."

-Bill walks up to John.

John Carpenter: "...Could you go out and quickly and get Mike another vanilla latte and apple fritter, or something? I think he's going coo-coo again..."

-Benjamin and Juliette turn to each other questionably. It wasn't Michael going coo-coo, it was John with his ridiculous working tendencies!

John Carpenter: "...And needs a refreshment to calm down."

-Bill immediately tenses up. He's afraid of Michael's rage!

Bill: "Um, uh..."

-John hands Bill a $5 dollar bill.

John Carpenter: "Here, take this. It's on me."

Bill: "...Um, I, uh..."

John Carpenter: "Uh, today Bill?"

-Finally, Bill freaks out and runs away from the set. He's afraid of Michael and his rage!

Bill: "Aaaaaaaahh!"

-John sighs and turns to the rest of the surrounding film crew.

John Carpenter: "Anyone?"

-The surrounding film crew all turn to each other and tense up. Then, they all shrug and run away with Bill.

Crew: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaahh!"

-John sighs and turns back to the actors on set, only to see that they have fled away too! Finally, John shrugs and sighs of frustation.

John Carpenter: "That's it! Take five!"

CUT BACK TO...Freddy, Jason, Michael and Leatherface. Michael shrugs.

Michael Myers: "Well, that's because John Carpenter doesn't waste his time when he makes his movies. It only took 21 days for him to film my first 'Halloween'."

Freddy Krueger: "Wow, didn't know that."

Michael Myers: "Yeah, it was a simple shoot. And, this last movie is a simple shoot too. It's looking like six weeks of filming. And, there's only two suspense scenes left to film, so we're pretty much done."

Freddy Krueger: "Wow, that is quick."

Michael Myers: "You can say that again. And, thank god, too! He's a good director, but he can be really tedious to work with. So many takes, so many late hours..."

Leatherface: "I know what you mean, Tobe Hooper was like that."

Michael Myers: "Was he?"

Leatherface: "Yeah. My classic film, 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,' was filmed in a short amount of time as well. But, it didn't take long for his tendencies to get really annoying. I was relieved when we were finished the shoot."

Freddy Krueger: "Wes Craven wasn't as bad to work with. We took more time with shoot, because of the elaborite special effects used for the bizarre dream sequences. But otherwise, he didn't get too tempramental with the long working hours, or anything like that."

Jason Voorhees: "Steve Miner was no trouble to work with at all. With him, it was like 'action,' 'shoot' and 'cut'. Just like that! He didn't care if the acting from the cast came off bad. All he cared about was that there were enough butt shots from the female cast and plenty of buckets of fake blood to spill!"

-Freddy, Michael and Leatherface laugh. Freddy shrugs.

Freddy Krueger: "What a pervert!"

-Jason laughs.

Jason Voorhees: "I know! But, he was really funny on the set! He played so many pranks on the cast!"

Freddy Krueger: "Really? Then, is that why you played so many pranks on the sets of our own movies in the mid-80's? And on the set of 'Freddy vs. Jason'?"

Jason Voorhees: "You could say that."

-Leatherface turns to the others.

Leatherface: "I don't know about you guys, but I gotta go. I got some meat in my truck and I don't want it getting cold."

CUT TO...the back of Leatherface's dirty old truck. In it are two men and a woman bound and gagged, unable to escape and soon to be dead meat.

CUT BACK TO...Freddy, Jason, Michael and Leatherface at their table. Leatherface gets up to leave.

Michael Myers: "Yeah, see ya another time."

Jason Voorhees: "See ya, skinface."

-Freddy snickers.

Freddy Krueger: "Have fun with your snacks!"

-Leatherface shrugs and licks his lips.

Leatherface: "Oh, I will!"

-Leatherface turns around and walks away from their table. Jason laughs.

Jason Voorhees: "Leatherface and his snacks!"

Michael Myers: "I know! He's definitely not going to go hungry tonight!"

-Freddy, Jason and Michael laugh out loud.

CUT BACK TO...Chucky and The Tall Man at the side bar. Chucky turns to The Tall Man.

Chucky: "I gotta get going. Or else, Tiff is going to fucking yell at me again for coming home late."

-Chucky jumps off the stool, onto the ground (Thud). The Tall Man turns down to Chucky.

The Tall Man: "I have my ways to go to. You want a ride in my hearse?"

-Chucky shrugs.

Chucky: "Yeah, sure."

-Chucky and The Tall Man head out of the night club. Moments later, detective Mike Norris, looking a lot like actor Chris Sarandon, bursts into the night club.

Mike Norris: "Ah, ha!"

-But, he doesn't see his arch-enemy, Chucky. Mike sighs. After he defeated his arch-enemy, Charles Lee Ray, he was relieved. Then, when he defeated Charles, er, "Chucky," he sighed of relief. He had enough of the "Lake Shore Strangular/killer doll" crap. He didn't even testify against the "killer doll" stories in court, because he realize nobody would believe him. Sadly, Mrs. Barclay didn't realize so, and has been locked away in Smith's Grove ever since...

-Nowadays, Mike is finally starting believe the "killer doll" stories that followed shortly after he closed his case and went on and on for years. Could Charles, er, "Chucky," really be back again? Are the "Child's Play" movies still based on true stories? He had to be sure... Desperate to catch his man, Mike runs up a side bar. Of course, he's not there. Mike sighs.

Mike Norris: "Ehh..."

-Mike runs up to one of the back bars. Naturally, he isn't there.

Mike Norris: "Ah, come on..."

-Mike runs up to the other back bar. No sign of a "killer doll."

Mike Norris: "I know's he here. I followed his tracks."

-Finally, Chucky runs up to opposite side bar. Absolutely no signs of Chucky.

Mike Norris: "Dammit!"

-Then, he desperately runs around the middle section of the night club where the tables are scattered around. Chucky is nowhere to be seen. He sighs of frustation.

Mike Norris: "Chucky!"

-Mike sighs and walks out of the night club.

Mike Norris: "I missed him...again!"

CUT BACK TO...Freddy, Jason and Michael at their table.

Freddy Krueger: "...I had an interesting session with a pacient today at the office."

Michael Myers: "Did you now?"

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah. This one guy had one of those 'falling' dreams, but it had an unusual twist to it..."

CUT TO...Dr. Fred Krueger at his dream clinic earlier that day. Cut to a guy, William Hornwire, falling asleep over the sofa in Dr. Fred Krueger's office. Dr. Fred Krueger prepares to invade his dreams...

Dr. Fred Krueger: "It's showtime!"

CUT TO...William falling through darkness. He continues falling through darkness. Now, he finds himself falling into light. William falls into the light and and towards his younger, 30ish sister. From William's point of view, his sister appears to be a giant. He falls into his sister's giant mouth and towards her giant throat. His sister's soliva is everywhere William continues falling down through the throat and past his sister's giant lungs and intestines. His sister's blood is everywhere. Then, he falls towards his sister's giant heart. He lands on the giant heart, and the heart bursts and explodes (Splatter!).

CUT TO...Dr. Fred Krueger waking up William, back in his office.

Dr. Fred Krueger: "Hey, William, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up..."

-William sits up and looks around, groggily. He turns to Dr. Fred Krueger.

William Hornwire: "Was that it?"

Dr. Fred Krueger: "Yes, and your case is simple. You're falling...in love...with your sister!"

-William looks in disbelief.

William Hornwire: "No way!"

-Dr. Fred Krueger shrugs.

Dr. Fred Krueger: "Yes way!"

William Hornwire: "But, how can I be in love my sister? She's...my sister, dammit! My own blood and family!"

Dr. Fred Krueger: "That's because you are, what they call, a freak! Deep down inside, you don't care that she happens to be your sister. You're in love her and want her to yourself...badly!"

William Hornwire: "Well, I did catch her naked in shower when I was younger...and, she does really big boobs...wait, what am I talking about? She's my sister! I'm not going to..."

-William shudders at the thought. Dr. Fred Krueger reassures him.

Dr. Fred Krueger: "Hey, I've helped you answer your dream. Now, its all up to you..."

-Dr. Fred Krueger shrugs.

Dr. Fred Krueger: "...Now, give me money! That will be $100 dollars for the session."

-William turns back to Dr. Fred Krueger questionably.

William Hornwire: "I don't want to! You told me I'm in love with my sister! You're fooling around with me, man!"

Dr. Fred Krueger: "Hey, I provided you with a service! And, I told you what your dream meant, whether you are satifisfied the results it or not. You're going to fork over my money...or else! If you don't, you're going to have a frightening nightmare tonight, and there's no telling that you'll wake up from it..."

-William, shuddering at the thought, tenses up. Then, he whips out his check book. Dr. Fred Krueger shrugs.

Dr. Fred Krueger: "Now, that's better..."

CUT BACK TO...Freddy, Jason and Michael at their table at Pinhead's night club.

Michael Myers: "So, you're telling me that he was in love with his sister the whole time?"

Freddy Krueger: "Sure was! You should have seen some of his other dreams with her. Then again, maybe you shouldn't. They were far from from subtle..."

-Michael and Jason turn to each other and laugh. Freddy snickers. Then, he checks the time and shrugs.

Freddy Krueger: "It's showtime!"

Jason Voorhees: "What time?"

Freddy Krueger: "Time to go check on my children. I better go!"

Michael Myers: "Have fun dreamstalking."

-Freddy shrugs and snickers.

Freddy Krueger: "Oh, I will!"

-Freddy lays back on his chair to rest. In a moments time, he falls asleep and disappears from reality into and into his dreamworld. Jason shrugs.

Jason Voorhees: "That Freddy!"

Michael Myers: "I know, he's such a kidder. There's some teenager out there about to have the nightmare of their life. In fact, I should be getting home now too. I have to get to the studio early tomorrow to shoot the rest of my movie."

Jason Voorhees: "Wait, don't leave yet. Let's have some more drinks."

Michael Myers: "I don't think so. I have to sleep early if..."

Jason Voorhees: "Oh, come on! This is your glory! Let's have more drinks and celebrate."

Michael Myers: "Well, I guess. But, knowing you, all you need is one more drink before..."

-Jason shrugs.

Jason Voorhees: "What, me? I'm fine! Come on, let's have another round! It's all on me."

-Michael shrugs.

Michael Myers: "All right."

Jason Voorhees: "All right!"

-Michael and Jason get up from the table and approach the side bar. They sit at the stools and turn to the cenobite for more beer. Cut to Michael and Jason having that extra round of beer. Cut to Michael and Jason having another round of beer. Cut to Michael and Jason having more and more rounds of beer. They are getting drunk! Cut to Michael and Jason having one more round of beer, while recalling their "Big Two" days...

Jason Voorhees: "...And, remember that mask you had with the afro-sized hair?...*Burp*...You wore freaken afro, man!...*Burp*..."

Michael Myers: "I know!...*Belch*...I looked so silly with that thing!...*Belch*...I guess I was trying to relive the late 70's since I was stuck in Smith's Grove most of the decade."

Jason Voorhees: "Remember that bet I made?...*Burp*...That I would make more movies than you?...*Burp*...Well, I sure did! You owe me a million-billion-trillion-kabillion dollers!...*Burp*..."

Michael Myers: "...*Belch*...Oh, do I? Here!...*Belch*..."

-Michael, in his drunken state of mind, throws all the money from his wallet into the air. The money falls over all the place and Jason, in his own drunken state, tries to catch it. Michael laughs as Jason is unable to catch any of the money falling about him, because of his hazy point of view.

Michael Myers: "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, heh!...*Belch*...That's bad!"

-Jason, unable to catch the money, shrugs.

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, well, you suck!...*Burp*..."

Michael Myers: "No!...*Belch*...You suck!"

Jason Voorhees: "No, you suck!...*Burp*..."

Michael Myers: "No, you!...*Belch*..."

-Jason, confused in his drunken state mind, shrugs.

Jason Voorhees: "I what?...*Burp*..."

Michael Myers: "You...*Belch*...Oh, I don't remember...*Belch*..."

Jason Voorhees: "You know what?...*Burp*...I'm the king of the world!"

Michael Myers: "...*Belch*...No, I am the king of the world!"

Jason Voorhees: "No, I am!...*Burp*..."

Michael Myers: "Correction...*Belch*...I am the king of the world!"

Jason Voorhees: "No, I am!...*Burp*...And, there's nothing you can do about it!"

-Michael, in his drunken state of mind, turns to Jason with a sly eye.

Michael Myers: "...*Belch*...You don't say?"

Jason Voorhees: "Oh, I do!...*Burp*...I completely say!"

Michael Myers: "Well, I say that you suck!...*Belch*...And, that me, The Boogeyman, am the king of the world!"

Jason Voorhees: "No!...*Burp*...The Crystal Lake Killer is the king of the world!...*Burp*...The Crystal Lake Killer is the king of all horror icons!...*Burp*...The so-called Boogeyman sucks and I rule!"

-That's when Michael, as drunk as he is, turns to Jason with a questionable look in his blue eyes. Pan into his Michael's head to reveal his mind going nuts. The blue sky and shining rainbow - his mind, his conscience - both disappeasr as dark clouds - the boogeyman from within him; his evil - quickly formulate. Then, lightning strikes (Shock!). Pan back outside of Michael's head. Michael turns to Jason and tilts his head. He glares at Jason with his now dead-like eyes. The Boogeyman from within Michael Myers has finally taken over!

-Jason, as drunk as he is, shrugs. Finally, a challenge! Jason glares at Michael with his one good eye. Michael glares back at Jason with his dead-like eyes. Then, he steps off the stool. Jason steps off his stool. They walk back and face each other intensely. The rest of the people sitting at the side bar realize the situation and back away from the scene. That's when a female cenobite with pale skin and wearing a slick, black, rubber suit arrives to the scene. Seeing Michael and Jason facing each other intensely, she turns to them.

Female Cenobite: "Okay, okay, break it up! Either take this outside or stop this right now!"

-Michael and Jason turn to the female cenobite. Then, they turn back to each other. They face each other intensely, both breathing heavily. The female cenobite sighs and signals for assistence. That's when twin male cenobites arrives to the scene. They are tall, have pale skin, wear slick, black, rubber suits, and have bizarrely twisted faces. The female cenobite signalled for the twins!

-One of the twin cenobites reaches for Jason, in order to assist him out of the club. But, Jason shoves him away and backs away for the front entrance. He turns to Michael and glares at him with his one good eye. He wants to play! The other twin cenobite reaches for Michael to assist him out of the club, but Michael shoves him back and backs away. Michael turns around and follows after Jason towards the front entrance.

-Jason slowly backs away towards the front entrance of the night club, never letting Michael out of the sight of his one good eye. Michael follows, staring him down with his dead-like eyes. He was ready to play! As Michael and Jason slowly head towards the front entrance, the rest of the people around the front entrance back out of their way. Michael continues following after Jason. He never lets Jason out his sight, staring him down intensely and not once blinking. That's when Michael shrugs and goes for him.

CUT TO...outside the front entrance of Pinhead's night club. Cut to the front glass doors. Then, cut to Michael and Jason violently breaking through one of the glass doors (Shatter!). Michael and Jason fall onto the front parking lot of the night club, with Michael landing over Jason (Thud!). With Jason beneath him, Michael goes for him and reaches for his throat, as if to strangle him. Jason fights back and punches him in his masked face (Pow!). Michael falls away from Jason (Thud!).

-Michael sits back up in a mechanical manner and turns his head to Jason. Jason immediately sits back up. Jason faces Michael. Michael faces Jason. Jason crawls away from Michael. Michael crawls back from Jason. Jason starts getting up. Michael starts getting back up after. Jason stands himself up and cracks his back like nothing ever happened (Crack!). Michael stands up and rises back to Jason's level. Jason whips out his machete (Shing!). Michael whips out his big, sharp kitchen knife (Shing!). Jason stares Michael down with his one good eye. Michael stares Jason down with his dead-like eyes. They face each other intensely.

That's when the drunk and sober people from inside the bar rush outside the club to see Micheal Jason facing each other in the front parking lot. They look in disbelief. Is this really happening, or are they drunk? But it is happening, it's Michael vs. Jason!

ROUND ONE

-Finally, Jason shrugs and charges for Michael. Michael charges for Jason. Michael and Jason meet head on, and Jason swings his machete at Michael. Michael ducks out the way of the swinging machete (Swish!) and steps back. Jason, surprised by Michael's first movie, goes for him again. He goes for him and violently raises his machete at him. Michael catches the blade of the machete with his own bare hands (Clench!) and kicks Jason back (Kick!).

-Jason backs away and stops. He faces Michael. Michael faces him. Then, Jason goes for him again. Jason swings the machete at Michael, and Michael ducks out of the way of the blade (Swish!). Jason swings the machete again and Michael ducks out of the way (Swish!). That's when Michael surprise attacks Jason and slices his knife at his chest (Shing!). Then, Michael backs away.

-Jason stops and looks down at the wound. Little bursts of blood spray out of the cut. Jason can't believe it, he's lost the first blood! He looks back up at Michael and narrows his one good eye. Michael narrows his dead-like eyes. Jason slowly approaches Michael. Michael slowly approaches Jason. Jason suddenly swings his machete at him. Michael quickly ducks out of the way of the blade (Swish!). Jason swings his machete again. Michael ducks out of the way again (Swish!).

-Jason, getting a little frustrated, charges at Michael. He reaches Michael, and Michael grabs Jason and slams him to the cement ground of the parking lot (Thud!). Jason rolls over and looks up at Michael. Michael looks down at Jason. Jason shrugs. He was quick. That's when Jason gets back up and goes for him again. Jason grabs Michael to attack, but Michael fights him off. Jason tries to dominate over Michael, but Michael fights off with surprising strength.

-Michael and Jason struggle with each other, trying to dominate over the other. Jason tries to take hold of Michael and shove him to the ground, or something. But, Michael grabs at him with strength practially equal to his. As he does, Michael glares at Jason with his dead-like eyes. Jason glares back at Michael with his one good eye.

-Finally, Michael dominate over Jason. He takes hold of him and violently shoves him away. Jason lands several feet away onto the cement ground (Thud!). Jason, shaken, wearily looks over at Michael. He wanted a piece of Michael and he got it! That's when the female cenobite joins the crowd of sober and drunk people. She shrugs and rushes to get Pinhead. They couldn't let this happen, Michael and Jason might tear down their club!

ROUND TWO

-But, Jason prevails. He was going to get Michael! He gets back up and cracks his back like nothing ever happened (Crack!). He faces Michael. Michael faces Jason. Jason looks down at his machete. Gripping his knife in hands, Michael continues facing Jason. Then, Jason looks back at Michael. Jason shrugs and charges back at him. Michael charges at Jason.

-Michael and Jason meet head on, and Jason swings his machete at him. Michael prepares to catch the machete, but Jason sees it happening. He stops what he's doing and grabs Michael with his other hand. Jason takes Michael and violently slam hims to the ground (Thud!). Michael looks back at Jason, only to see Jason swinging his machete down towards him.

-Michael rolls over and Jason ends up slashing the cement ground of the parking lot (Shing!). He follows after Michael and quickly tries swinging his machete low at him again. Michael rolls over and Jason slashes the cement again, creating a little sparks (Shing!). Michael shrugs. Jason is a quick, too.

-That's when Jason swings his machete low at Michael again. Michael stays where he is and kicks at Jason's chest (Kick!), leaving him to back away. Then, Michael quickly crawls back a foot away and starts getting up. Jason watches as Michael rises back to his level. Then, he takes his machete and swings it Michael. Michael catches the swinging blade of the machete with his own bare hands (Clench!) and kicks him back (Kick!).

-Jason goes at Michael again and tries to viciously swing the machete at him. Michael sly catches the other end of the machete again with his bare hands (Clench!). Then, he swipes the machete away from Jason (Shing!) and tosses it across the parking lot. Jason, in slow motion, looks back and turns his hockey-masked head to see his machete shattering at the cement ground of the parking lot several feet away (Shi-i-i-i-ing!).

-Back in regular motion, Jason turns around back to Michael, only to see him stab his knife at his chest (Shing!). Michael quickly stabs again (Shing!). Bursts of blood spray from the wounds. That's when Jason, getting a little more frustrated, violently shoves Michael to the ground (Thud!).

-Michael, shaken, looks back up to see Jason taking hold of the knife sticking into this chest. He grabs the dull end and quickly whips it out of his chest, leaving extra bursts of blood to spray out of the wound. Feeling the sting, Jason tosses the knife across the parking lot behind Michael. Michael, in slow motion, looks back and turns his masked head to see his knife shattering against the cement ground of the parking lot (Shi-i-i-i-ing!). Was Jason catching up?

ROUND THREE

-Michael looks back up to see Jason going for him. Jason gets down on his knees and reaches for Michael. Michael tries to fight back, but Jason punches him square in his masked face (Pow!). Michael's head falls back, hitting the ground (Thud!). Jason grabs Michael and stands themselves back up. He picks Michael up to his level. He raises Michael into the air with his outstretched arms. Then, he takes Michael and violently slams him to the ground (Thud!).

-Michael, shaken, looks back up to see, Jason going for him again. Jason picks Michael up and glares at him with his one good eye. Michael wearily glares at Jason with his dead-like eyes. Then, Jason slams Michael to ground again (Thud!). Jason looks down at Michael. Then, he kicks him in the chest (Kick!). Michael takes it and Jason viciously kicks him again (KICK!). Jason takes his leg and tries to kick him once.

-That's when Michael catches Jason's swinging leg (Clench!) and knocks him over. Jason falls over (Thud) and Michael reaches up to him. Michael looks over at Jason and punches him in his hockey-masked face (Pow!). Michael punches him again (Pow!). That's when Jason rolls over and punches Michael back (Pow!). Jason punches Michael in his masked face again (Pow!). Then, he takes his fist and throws a vicious swing at Michael (POW!).

-Michael rolls them back over and punches Jason (Pow!). He punches him again (Pow!). Jason, getting more frustrated, takes his fist and tries to punch Michael. Michael catches that angry fist with his bare hands (Clench!) and shoves Jason's head against the ground (Thud!). Then, he gives him a vicious punch of his own at his hockey-masked face (POW!). Jason's head hits the cement ground upon impact (Thud!) Michael looks down at Jason. Jason is shaken.

-Jason weirely looks back at Michael with his one good eye. Michael looks down at Jason with his dead-like eyes. He was back and in control! Michael grabs Jason and stands themselves back up. He picks Jason back up to his level. As he does, his dead-like burn into the one good eye of Jason. Now, he was going to show him! Michael raises Jason into the air with his outstretched arms. Then, he takes Jason and violently slams him to cement ground (Thud!).

-Cut to Jason's weiry point of view as Michael gets down to pick him up. Michael picks Jason back up and raises him into the air. Michael looks up at Jason with his dead-like eyes. Jason weirely looks down at Michael with his one good eye. Finally, Michael takes Jason and slams him to the ground again (Thud!). Michael looks down at poor Jason. The Crystal Lake Killer looks shaken. The Boogeyman was back!

ROUND FOUR

-Michael looks down at Jason, then slowly backs away towards the knife Jason tossed aside before. Michael keeps his eyes on Jason, taking each and every step. Jason was still down. Michael reaches the knife and stops. He gets down to his knees and swipes the knife from the cement ground (Shing!). Then, he gets back up and looks over at Jason. He was still down.

-Michael slowly starts walking back over to Jason. Jason was still out of it. Michael continues his way, slowly making each and every step. That's when Jason quickly sits back up. He was back! Michael stops where he is several feet away. Jason turns his hocked-masked head to Michael. Then, gets himself back up. Jason rises up to Michael's level and cracks his back like nothing ever happened (Crack!).

-Jason shrugs and charges for Michael. Gripping his knife, Michael charges for Jason. The drunk and sober crowd gets excited and cheer. Here they go again! That's when the female cenobite comes back with Pinhead.

Female Cenobite: "Look! See?!"

-As Pinhead sees it, he sees Michael and Jason charging at each like never before! It was Michael vs. Jason, and the his drunk and sober customers was loving it! Pinhead shrugs.

Pinhead: "Wow..."

Female Cenobite: "Well, do you want me to send the twins after them, or not?"

Pinhead: "No, no, let them be. This is their fight, let the people enjoy it..."

-Michael and Jason finally meet head on. Michael swings his knife at Jason, and Jason ducks out of the way of the blade (Swish!). Michael goes at him and swings the knife at him again. Jason ducks (Swish!) and backs away. Michael viciously swings the knife at Jason once more and finally gets him. He slices the knife across his chest (Shing!) and bursts of blood spray from the wounds.

-Jason, getting more frustrated, charges at Michael. But, Michael ducks out of the way punches him square in his hockey-masked face (Pow!). Jason backs away and Michael punches him again (Pow!). Jason tries to punch Michael, but Michael ducks out of the way and slices his knife at him (Shing!).

-Jason looks down at the blood bursting out of the wounds. He looks back up at Michael with his one good eye. Michael looks over at Jason with his dead-like eyes. Not so easy, is he? Jason shrugs and charges for him. He was going to get his man! Michael ducks out of Jason's way. Jason turns around back to Michael. Michael looks him down with his one good eye and goes for him again.

-Michael tries to duck out of the way, but Jason aggressively meets him head on and violently shoves him to the ground. Michael falls back to the cement ground of the parking lot (Thud!), and his knife shatters against the cement ground further away from him (Shing!). Michael sits back up in a mechanical manner and turns his masked head around to his knife. There it goes again.

-Then he turns his head back forward, only to see Jason kick at him (Kick!). Michael falls back and his head hits the cement ground (Thud!). Jason looks down at Michael. He is shaken. Jason shrugs. The Crystal Lake Killer was back!

ROUND FIVE

-Jason looks down at Michael. He looks down at him with his one good eye. Michael weirely looks back up with his dead-like eyes. Then, Jason looks back up at the knife several feet away. Jason looks down at Michael, then heads for the knife. As Michael suddenly sits back up in a mechanical manner, Jason violently kicks him back down (Thud!).

-Jason lets Michael be and quickly approaches the knife. Michael reaches the knife swipes it from the cement ground (Shing!). Jason looks back around. Michael was standing back up and facing him. Jason grips the knife and faces Michael. Michael, starting to get frustrated, charges for Jason. Jason shrugs and charges for Michael.

-The drunk and sober crowd watch the fight in glee. They were loving it! Even Pinhead braces himself to see what will happen next.

-Michael and Jason meet head on, and Jason swings the knife at Michael. Michael ducks out of the way of the blade (Swish!) and steps back. Jason goes at Michael viciously swinging the knife at him again. Michael ducks back and Jason stabs the air again (Swish!). Jason, getting frustrated, goes at Michael with the knife again. Jason ends up slicing the knife across Michael's chest (Shing!).

-Michael steps back and looks at the wound. Bursts of blood spray from the wound. He looks back at Jason, only to see him stab his knife at him again (Shing!). Michael tries to duck away from Michael's next move, but damn it, Jason is quick with a sharp object as well! Michael steps back as Jason stabs his own knife back at him (Shing!). Again (Shing!). And, once more (Shing!). Jason was starting to get him!

-Jason swings the knife at Michael again, but Michael manages to duck back in time (Swish!). Michael tries to duck out of Jason's next swing, but Jason gets him (Shing!). Bursts of blood spray from his wounds.

-The drunk and sober crowd watches as Jason goes at Michael with the knife across the parking lot (Swish! Swish! Shing! Swish! Shing! Shing! Swish!...). Pinhead watches Jason's quick movements as he stabs the knife at Michael (...Shing! Shing!...). Pinhead licks his lips, upon seeing the bursts of blood spraying from Michael's wound and splattering over the cement ground. Pinhead also watches Michael's quick reflexes as ducks away from Jason's other swings (...Swish! Swish!...).

-Jason swings the knife at Michael. Michael ducks out of the way (...Swish!) and continually steps back. Jason swings the knife back at Michael and gets him (Shing!). Bursts of blood spray from the wound.

-That's when Michael steps back onto Jason's machete (Shing!). Why, they've reached all the way to the other side of the parking lot where Michael tossed Jason's machete aside! Michael stops and looks down at it. He looks back up to see Jason viciously swing the knife at him. Michael quickly ducks down (Swish!) and comes back up with Jason's machete in his hands (Shing!).

-Jason looks down at the machete in Michael's hands, then back up to Michael. Michael viciously swings the machete at Jason and slices it across his chest (Shing!). Jason looks down at the wound Bursts of blood spraying the wound. He looks back up to see Michael swinging the machete at him again. Jason ducks back and Michael stabs the tension of the air (Swish!).

-Michael goes at Jason, and Jason steps back. Michael swings the machete, but Jason ducks back (Swish!). Michael swings at Jason again. Jason quickly ducks out the way and steps back (Swish!). Michael continues his meanstreak and goes at Jason with his own machete. He gets him and slices the machete at his chest (Shing!). Michael quickly slashes Jason again (Shing!) And, again (Shing!). Bursts of blood spray from Jason's wounds.

-That's when Jason viciously goes back at Michael with the knife. Michael ducks out of the way Jason stabs the tension of the air (Swish!). Jason goes at Michael again, and Michael ducks aside (Swish!). Jason goes at Michael again, and gets him (Shing!). He goes at him again and gets him (Shing!). Jason, absolutely loving this, swings the knife at Michael again.

-Michael ducks out of the way of the knife and viciously charges for Jason. He shoves him with all his might, slamming him to cement ground (Thud!). Michael's knife is sent shattering further away behind Jason (Shing!). Jason quickly sits back up and turns his hockey-masked head to the knife. Then he looks back ahead, to see Michael kick at him (Kick!). Jason falls back and hits head against the cement ground (Thud!).

-Michael quickly walks up to the knife and swipes it from the cement ground (Shing!). He looks down to see his knife in one hand and Jason's machete in the other. He turns around and faces Jason. Jason quickly sits back up and looks around to see Michael with both the knife and machete in his hands. What was he going to do?

ROUND SIX

-The drunk and sober crowd brace themselves. So does Pinhead. Michael now has both weapons! Jason gets back up and rises to Michael's level. He cracks his back like nothing ever happened (Crack!). He faces Michael and stares him down with his one good eye. He was ready. Michael's dead-like eyes burn back into Jason's soul. He was going to show him!

-Michael, gripping the two weapons, charges for Jason. Jason shrugs and charges for Michael. Michael approaches The Crystal Lake Killer, gripping the knife and machete. Jason approaches The Boogeyman with determination in his one good eye.

-Michael and Jason meet head on, and Michael swings the knife at Jason. Jason ducks back and Michael ends up stabbing the air (Swish!). Michael goes at Jason with the machete. Jason catches blade with his bare hands (Clench!) and Michael kicks him away. Michael goes at Jason again with the knife gets him. Michael slices the knife across Jason's chest and bursts of blood sprays from the wound. Michael slices him again with knife (Shing!) and Jason steps away.

-Jason steps back more as Michael swings the machete at him. Jason ducks out of the way and Michael stabs the tension of the air (Swish!). Michael takes the machete and goes at him again. Jason tries to duck out of the way, but Michael is too quick time.

-Michael, in slow motion, slices Jason's chest with his own machete (Shi-i-i-i-ing!). Bursts of blood, still in slow motion, spray from Jason's wound (Spra-a-a-a-ay!). The blood, in slow motion, splatters against he cement ground of the parking lot (Spla-a-a-a-atter!). Pinhead, still in slow motion, licks his lips as he watches (Slu-u-u-u-urp!).

-Back in regular motion, Jason steps back. Seeing the machete swinging towards him again, he catches the blade with his own bare hands (Clench!). He takes hold of the blade and doesn't let it go. Michael tries swinging it back his way, but Jason won't let it go. Michael struggles to swing Jason's machete back his way, but Jason still won't let it go. Finally, Michael kicks at Jason (Kick!).

-In the process, Michael, in slow motion, lets go of the machete. As Jason, still in slow motion, falls back to the cement ground (Thu-u-u-u-ud!), he watches the machete flailing about in the air his way (Swi-i-i-i-ift!). Jason, in slow motion reaches for the machete as it approaches the ground. The machete, still in slow motion, shatters towards the cement ground...when Jason, back in regular motion, takes hold of it (Sha-shing!).

-Back in regular motion, Jason kicks up into the air and stands right back up. He cracks his back like nothing ever happened (Crack!), and faces Michael. Michael stares Jason down with his dead-like eyes. Jason stares Michael down with his one good eye. And, now he had precious weapon back! Oh, what will happen now?

ROUND SEVEN

-The drunk and sober watch in excited glee as Michael and Jason face each other once more. They've been loving this! So has Pinhead. He's gotten an unusual pleasure out of watching the two titans fight each other off and bleed all over the front parking lot his night club.

-Finally, Jason charges for Michael. Michael charges for Jason. Michael and Jason meet head on, and Jason swing his machete at Michael. Michael ducks out of the way (Swish!) and swings his knife back at Jason. Jason ducks aside (Swish!) and viciously swings his machete back at Michael. This time, Jason gets him and slices his chest (Shing!). Bursts of blood spray from the wound.

-Michael steps back as Jason swings his machete again. Michael ducks back and Jason stabs the tension of the air (Swish!). But, Jason isn't giving up. He goes at Michael viciously and swings the machete at him. Michael ducks aside (Swish!), and Jason goes for him again. Jason gets him and slices the machete across his chest (Shing!).

-Overcoming Michael, Jason slices his machete at Michael again (Shing!). He gets him (Shing!). And again (Shing!). Michael, being taken by surprise, steps back. Bursts of blood spray from Michael's wounds. He sees the machete swinging his way again...and catches it with his bare hands (Clench!). Jason tries to swing his machete back his way, but Michael won't let it go. He struggles with the machete, but Michael still won't let the blade out of his hands.

-Jason looks down at the blade of his machete grasped in Michael's hands. Then, he looks up at Michael. Michael glares at him with his dead-like eyes. Jason glares back at him with his one good eye. Then, he takes his leg and kicks at Michael (Kick!). Michael falls back (Thud!), and the knife is sent shattering the cement ground further away (Shi-i-i-i-ing!).

-Michael sits up in a mechanical manner and turns his head toward the knife. Then, he looks back the other way to see Jason kicking at him. Michael ducks out of the way of Jason's kicking leg, and tries to roll away. But, Jason is closely approaches Michael and viciously slices his machete across his back (Shing!). Michael takes it and tries crawling away. He crawls away, but Jason follows closely, gripping his machete and never letting him out his sight.

-Jason takes his machete and slices it at Michael's back (Shing!). Bursts of blood spray from the wounds. Jason swings the machete from the left (Shing!). He swings form the right (Shing!). He swings from the left again (Shing!). Then, he swings the machete from the right once more (Sha-shing!). Bursts of blood spray from the wounds.

-The drunk and sober crowd watch as Michael continues to desperately crawl away from Jason - and take the machete hits to his back. Jason swings the machete at Michael's bloody back from the left (Shing!). He swings from the right (Shing!). Jason swings from the left (Shing!). Then, from the right once more (Sha-shing!). Bursts of blood spray from Michael's wounds and splatter on the cement ground. Pinhead licks his lips watching. Poor Michael, will he survive?

ROUND EIGHT

-Michael is still taking the slicing to his back, but is starting losing it. Jason swings his machete from the left (Shing!). He swings from the right (Shing!). That's when Michael crawls up to his bloody knife. He's finally crawled up to his knife in the middle of the parking lot! Jason is about to slice from the right, when Michael rolls over and tosses his knife at him. The knife flies at Jason and slashes into his chest (Shing!). Then, Michael kicks at the knife, making the blade slash through the rest of his chest (Sha-shing!).

-Jason looks down on the wound. Blood oozes from the knife's handle. Jason looks back to see Michael getting back up. Michael rises back to Jason's level. Jason, getting frustrated, takes his machete and swings it at him. Michael catches the machete with his bare hands (Clench!) and slyly swipes it from him (Shing!). Jason looks down at the machete in Michael's hands. Then, he looks up at Michael. Michael stares him down with his dead-like eyes.

-Jason glares back at the Michael with his one good eye and takes hold of the knife sticking through his chest. He grabs the handle and quickly whips it out of him (Shing!). Feeling the sting, Jason looks back up at Michael. Michael looks back Jason. The drunken and sober crowd watch in suspense to see what will happen next.

-Finally, Michael takes the machete and swings it at Jason. Jason ducks back and swings the knife at Michael. Michael ducks aside and viciously slices the machete atJason's chest (Shing!). Bursts of blood spray from the wound. Jason steps aside as he sees Michael go at him viciously again. Michael slices the machete across Jason's chest and more bursts of blood spray from the wounds.

-Jason takes it and desperately swings the knife at Michael. Michael viciously swings the machete in defense and slices it at Jason's hand (Shing!). In the process, the knife is sent out the grip of Jason's sliced hand and sent towards the cement ground further away. Jason, in slow motion, turns his hockey-masked head to the knife as it shatters against the cement (Sh-i-i-i-ing!).

-Back in regular motion, Jason looks around to see Michael slicing his chest with his machete (Shing!). Michael viciously swings the machete at Jason again (Shing!), and bursts of blood spray from the wounds. In defense, Jason goes at Michael, in attempt to shove him to the ground. But, Michael fights back.

-The drunk and sober crowd watch as Michael and Jason struggle with each other, trying to dominate over the other. Finally, Michael manages take hold of Jason and violently shove him the cement ground several feet away (Thud!). Michael walks up to Jason. He is shaken. Then, he quickly sits up to Michael. Cut to Jason's point of view as Michael kicks at him (Kick!). Jason falls back and hits his head against the cement ground (Thud!).

-Michael cautiously walks up to Jason, as he lays there on the ground. Then, he kicks Jason (Kick!). He kicks him again (Kick!). Jason, desperate to get away, rolls over and tries to crawl away. But Michael closely follows, gripping the machete. Michael takes the machete in his hands and slices Jason's back with it (Shing!). Jason takes it and continues crawling away.

-Michael follows after, slicing Jason's back with machete from the left (Shing!). Then, he swinging from the right (Shing!). Bursts of blood spray from Jason's wounds. Michael swings from the left (Shing!). Michael swinging from the right (Shing!). Michael shing from the left again (Shing!). Then, from the right (Sha-shing!).

-The drunk and sober crowd watch as Jason crawls across the parking lot, losing blood to his left and right. Michael slices the machete across Michael's back from the left (Shing!). He slices from the right (Shing!).

-Then, he takes the machete and slashes it straight through Jason's chest (Shing!). Jason takes it and Michael whips the machete back out of him (Shing!). He slashes it through Jason's chest again, and Jason coughs up blood through the holes of his hockey mask. Michael whips the machete back out of Jason's back and steps back.

-Michael watches as Jason loses it and falls flat down (Thud!). He was motionless. Was Jason down? Did Michael defeat him?

ROUND NINE

-The drunk and sober crowd brace themselves. So does Pinhead. Was Jason really...dead? Michael watches for a moment. Still motionless. Finally, he drops the machete to the cement ground (Shing!) and turns around. Jason was gone. Michael proceeds to walk away. The drunk and and sober crowd don't know how to take this.

-That's when Jason's arm reaches for his machete (Shing!). He was still alive! He was only momentarily taken down. Michael stops in his tracks. He looks around to see Jason rising up and cracking his back like nothing ever happened (Crack!). Jason looks over at Michael glares at him with his one good eye. No way was he going to down like that! Michael glares back at Jason with his dead-like eyes. We'll see!

-Michael and Jason both charge for each other and the drunk and sober crowd cheers on.

Crowd: "Yeeeeeeaaaaahh"

Crowd: "Go Jason!"

Crowd: "Go Michael!"

Pinhead: "Good luck!"

-Michael and Jason meet head on, and Jason swings his machete at Michael. Michael catches the swinging blade with his bare hands (Clench!) and quickly swipes it from him. Michael takes the machete and tosses it aside. Jason, in slow motion, turns his hockey-masked head to see his machete shatter against the cement ground of the parking lot (Shi-i-i-i-ing!).

-Back in regular motion, Jason turns back to Michael, only to to see him staring him down with his dead-like eyes. They don't need weapons to finish each other off! Jason stares Michael down with his one good eye. Maybe not!

-Jason immediately goes for Michael, reaching for his throat. But, Michael goes for him too and punches him square in his hockey-mask face (Pow!). Jason takes it and punches Michael back in his own masked face (Pow!). Michael steps back and punchs Jason. Jason ducks out of the way (Swish!) and goes for him. He grabs Michael, as if to slam him to the ground, but Michael fights back.

-The drunk and sober crowd watch as Michael and Jason struggle with each other, trying to dominate over the other. As Michael and Jason struggle with each other, Michael's dead-like eyes burn into Jason's soul. He's lasted this long, no way is he going down! Jason glares one angry eye at Michael. He's been able to handle him so far, he can still take him!

-Finally, Jason dominates over Michael and grabs him. As he does, he glares at him with his one good eye. Michael's going down! Jason takes hold of Michael and violently shoves him to the cement ground several feet away (Thud!). Michael is shaken. Jason approaches Michael's body. As he does, Michael sit ups in a mechanical manner and turns his masked head to him. He glares up at him with his dead-like eyes. Not yet!

-Jason goes to kick at him, but Michael grabs his kicking leg and knocks him over (Thud). Michael reaches up to Jason and punches him in his hockey-masked face (Pow!). He punches him again (Pow!). Then, takes his fist and throws him one more vicious swing (POW!). Jason takes it and roll themselves over.

-Jason looks down at Michael and punches him in his masked face (Pow!). Michael looks up to see Jason viciously punch him (POW!). Then Jason looks down at Michael, only find himself being rolled over and looking back up. Michael punches him (Pow!). Michael punches him again (Pow!). Jason tries to punch up at Michael, but Michael grabs him and slams his head against the cement ground (Thud!). Michael takes Jason and slams Jason's head against the the cement ground again (Thud!). Michael looks down at Jason. He is shaken.

-The drunk and sober crowd watch as Michael reaches for Jason's throat, in order to strangle him. Pinhead shudders.

Pinhead: "No...he, isn't really going to win, is he?"

-Jason tries to fight back at Michael, but Michael, while trying to strangle him, slams Jason's head back to the cement ground again (Thud!). Jason is shaken. Michael continues strangling Jason. The drunk and sober crowd watch in suspense. Is this really it? Will Michael be the winner? Michael continues to strangle Jason.

-That's when Jason throws a desperate punch at Michael. Michael, while still keeping a strong hold on Jason's throat, ducks out of the way of the punch (Swish!) and slams Jason's head against the cement ground (Thud!). Michael continues strangling him, squeezing around his neck, harder and harder. Jason tries to fight back, but he's losing it. He's really losing it.

-Jason wanted to fight Michael and he got it. Now, he's losing that fight. At first, he was surprised at Michael's defenses. But, he eventually started to get him and give him a hard time. He was an almost equal foe to to Michael. But, Michael eventually dominated over him in the end. Michael is...the winner. Or is he?

-Pan back into Michael's head as he continues strangling Jason. The dark clouds and lightning - the boogeyman from within him; his evil - start to clear up. The blue sky and shining rainbow - his mind; his conscience - take back over. Why, it is Michael's senses! Getting over his drunkenness, Michael's senses are coming back to overcome his evil!

-Pan back out of Michael's mind to reveal his dead-like eyes changing back to blue. Michael, realizing the situation at hand, immediately stops strangling Jason and rolls off of him. The drunk and sober crowd can't believe it. Did Michael win? Is Jason defeated? Michael, tired out from the brawl, sits up in a mechanical manner turns to Jason. He is motionsless. He shudders.

Michael Myers: "Jason?"

-Silence.

Michael Myers: "Jason? Are you okay?"

-Still silence and no movement from Jason. Michael braces himself. Did he just kill Jason?"

Michael Myers: "Oh, no. Oh, no..."

-The drunk and sober crowd are speechless. Pinhead shudders.

Pinhead: "Is he...gone?"

-Michael sighs and gets back up. He stands himself back up and looks around. What's with the crowd? Were they watching? Michael immediately gets back down and reaches for Jason.

Michael Myers: "Jason! Jason! Wake up! Wake the hell up! Come on! I know you can!"

-Silence. Still silence no movement from Jason. Michael sighs and gets back up. He starts walking away. The drunk and sober crowd watches as Michael walks away from the scene. They look back over to Jason. Still silence no movement. They sigh and all start to leave the scene themselves. Pinhead sighs.

Pinhead: "Poor Jason..."

-And that's when Jason sits back up! Pinhead sees this and freaks out.

Pinhead: "He's back! He's back! Jason is alive!"

-The drunk and sober crowd look back to see Jason rising up and cracking his back like nothing ever happened (Crack!). Jason was back! He survived the rage of Michael Myers! Jason shrugs and looks around. What the hell? What just happened? The crowd cheers on for Jason. He still lives! Michael took him down, but he still lives! Upon hearing the excited crowd, Michael stops in his tracks and turns around.

-Jason was up and walking around, picking his machete back up from the ground (Shing!). He was back! Jason looks down at his now very bloody machete. Then, he looks up to see Michael facing him at the other end of the parking lot.

Jason Voorhees: "Mike!"

Michael Myers: "Jason!"

-Michael runs back over to Jason and the crowd rejoicing.

Jason Voorhees: "What happened? What's going here?"

-Michael reaches Jason and stops.

Michael Myers: "I think...we just fought each other."

-Jason shrugs.

Jason Voorhees: "What? No way!"

Michael Myers: "Yes, way. I think we had too much to drink. And, we got out of control."

Jason Voorhees: "You mean...'Jason vs. Michael'? It happened?"

Michael Myers: "No, 'Michael vs. Jason' is what happened. Me versus you. You versus me."

-Jason shrugs.

Jason Voorhees: "And, I can't seem to remember it all, because I drank too much?"

-Michael smells Jason's breath and laughs.

Michael Myers: "You can say that!"

Jason Voorhees: "Damn it! That sucks! I would like to remember this moment!"

-That's when Pinhead approaches Michael and Jason.

Pinhead: "Bravo! Bravo! Great show!..."

-Michael and Jason turn to each other questionably.

Pinhead: "...Now, I have an offer you guys can't refuse. One night. Every week. Half the proceeds will go to you two."

-Michael and Jason turn to each other, then Pinhead.

Jason Voorhees: "Huh?"

Michael Myers: "What are you talking about?"

Pinhead: "Your show! My customers loved it! Do you have any idea what this could do for me and my club?"

Michael Myers: "Um, I don't think so, Pinhead. That was nothing but drunken brawl. Nothing more, nothing less..."

-Jason shrugs.

Jason Voorhees: "Well, I wouldn't say that..."

-Michael shoves Jason and turns back to Pinhead.

Michael Myers: "Thanks, but no thanks."

Pinhead: "Are you sure? Really, are you sure about this decision? You have no idea what kind of fame and fortune this could bring you and Jason. And, me!"

-Michael shrugs and walks away. Jason walks after.

Jason Voorhees: "Wait, Mike, wait a moment!"

Michael Myers: "No way, Jason!"

Jason Voorhees: "But, fame and fortune, Mike! Fame and fortune!"

Michael Myers: "We already have fame and fortune, Jason. What we don't need is to fight each other every week. I don't want to have to do that again."

Jason Voorhees: "But, Mike..."

-As Michael and Jason walk away, Pinhead sighs.

Pinhead: "Fools...stupid fools...they'll realize in time what fame and fortune they missed..."

-Pinhead shrugs.

Pinhead: "...I know! Chucky! Leprechaun! Chucky vs. Leprechaun! I must set up a new fight next week!"

THE END