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-Cut to a black screen.
(Cue the eerie "Halloween" theme)
-Cut to the point of view of a gunshot barrel,
revealing a white background. A figure, wearing blue overalls and a plain white Halloween mask, walks into the white background
and the gunshot barrel follows him. As the figure reaches the center of the black screen, he quickly whips out a big, sharp
kitchen knife (Shing!) and throws it towards the readers (or you) (Sha-shing!). Cut to blood splattering over the point of
view of the gunshot barrel (Splatter!). The gunshot barrel as its gets whoozy and disappearing away from the black screen...
-The
words "HORROR TALK: SEASON FIVE" appear on the screen,
CUT
TO...
-The city of New York.
-The long streetway that is Woody Allen Ave.
-A townhouse along Woody Allen Ave.
- Michael Myers' pad.
-Inside the townhouse to reveal Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers sitting on a sofa
in the living room the townhouse, having drinks and smoking cuban cigars.
(Cue the eerie "A Nightmare on Elm Street"
theme)
CUT TO...
-Freddy turning to the readers (or you) questionably.
-The words "Starring Freddy Krueger"
appearing.
-Freddy turning to to the readers (or you), snickering and showing off his clawed hand (Shing!).
(Cue
the eerie "Friday The 13th" theme)
CUT TO...
-Jason turning to the readers (or you) questionably.
-The words
"Jason Voorhees" appearing.
-Jason turning to the rearders (or you) in a threatening manner and whipping out his machete
(Shing!).
(Cue the eerie "Halloween" Theme)
CUT TO...
-Michael turning to the readers (or you) questionably,
tilting his head.
-The words "Michael Myers" appearing.
-Michael turning to the readers (or you) in a threatening manner
and staring them down with his dead-like eyes.
CUT TO...
-the camera panning low to Chucky's level as he walks
into the same living room to greet Freddy, Jason and Michael, "Hey, fuckers!"
-Chucky turning to the readers (or you) questionably.
-The
words "Also starring Chucky" appearing.
-Chucky turning to the readers (or you) with a develish look in his doll-ish face
and whipping out his knife (Shing!)
(Cue old stock slasher-like music)
-The words "Created by Duke Nukem" appear.
CUT
TO...
-Freddy, Jason, Michael, Chucky, Pinhead and Leatherface playing poker.
-Freddy, Jason and Michael having
drinks at a table of Pinhead's night club.
-Chucky and The Tall Man having drinks of their own at a side bar of Pinhead's
night club.
-Freddy, Jason and Michael at the movie theater.
-The words "Edited by Duke Nukem" appear.
CUT
TO...
-Freddy and Jason facing each other intensely during their "Freddy vs. Jason" days.
-Ash facing both Freddy
and Jason intensely during their "Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash" days.
-Michael coming home back to his pad pissed off after
a meeting with Moustapha Akkad Dimension exec.'s, leaving his body imprint through his front door (Crunch!).
-Michael and
Pinhead angry about the "Helloween" rumors.
-The words "Written by Duke Nukem" appear.
CUT TO...
-Jason
cheating during poker, by trying to look at the other players' cards.
-Chucky whipping out his knife (Shing!) and voodoo
doll of Jason.
-The lights going out and helling chains going at Jason.
-Michael turning to Jason in a threatening manner
and staring him down with his dead-like eyes.
-Leatherface turning to Jason in angry manner, than a hungry manner.
-Freddy
slicing Jason's arm with his claws (Shing!).
-Jason turning away from everybody and looking back at his cards.
-The
words "Produced by Duke Nukem" appear.
CUT TO...
-Freddy slicing his claws at Jason's chest in Jason's dreamworld,
a la Crystal Lake (Shing!).
-Freddy being violently slammed to the dirt ground by Jason (Thud!).
-Freddy slicing his
claws at Ash's chest in Ash's dreamworld, a la the creepy woods before the "Evil Dead" cabin (Shing!).
-Freddy being punched
in his burnt face by Ash (Pow!).
-The "Evil Dead" demon breaking through the cabin and going for Freddy and Ash (...Mwaaa!...)
-The words "Directed by Duke Nukem" appear.
CUT TO...
-Freddy and Jason looking in awe at a giant "Freddy
vs. Jason" banner in the movie theater.
-Michael with his young son, Stephen.
-Freddy trying reach out to his daughter,
Maggie, in her dreams.
-Jason and his son Todd out on a killing spree, with blood splattering (Splatter!).
-Chucky and
his pregnant bride Tiffany on "The Jerry Springer Show."
-Chucky and Tiffany having fraternal,doll-ish twins, Tobey and
Malerie.
FINALLY CUT TO...
-Freddy, Jason and Michael greeting Chucky in the living room of Michael's pad. They
all turn to the readers (or you) and laugh.
Freddy, Jason, Michael and Chucky: "Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!..."
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