CUT TO...two tabloid reporters taking the next empty table. They spot the horror icons nearby.

Tabloid Reporter #1: "I knew it! I told you we'd find them here!"

Tabloid Reporter #2: "How did you know?"

Tabloid Reporter #1: "All of us paparozzis have been keeping an eye on these guys for a while now. We know their regular hang-outs. That Cinemark 16 movie theater. That night club with the guy with the pins in his face. And, also here. I knew they had to come back here eventually."

Tabloid Reporter #2: "Oh, so the rest of guys have been out spying on them too."

Tabloid Reporter #1: "Yeah, but I haven't been able to contact them lately. They haven't called back in days."

Tabloid Reporter #2: "Why is there two hockey goalies?"

Tabloid Reporter #1: "What?"

Tabloid Reporter #2: "Look. There's two guys wearing grungy clothes and hockey masks."

Tabloid Reporter #1: "Hey, you're right. Two Crystal Lake killers."

Tabloid Reporter #2: "What should we do?"

Tabloid Reporter #1: "Get them! Now!!"

-The tabloid reporters whip out their cameras and start snapping photos of Freddy, Jason, Michael and Todd. Back at their table, Freddy, Jason, Michael and Todd, make their orders and the waitress walks away. Michael turns to Todd.

Michael Myers: "So, what tricks have Jason taught you so far?"

Todd: "Oh, he's taught me how to slash people with a machete, break a person's neck, how to crush their heads..."

-People at other tables overhear Todd and look disgusted.

Todd: "...Like for example, if you slash a machete into a guy's chest, twist it around, then immediately whip it out of their body, they spout blood like a fountain..."

-A bunch of spit out their food. Some other people throw it up.

Todd: "...My dad also taught me a really stylish way of breaking necks. Instead of just simply crushing the neck in one trick, crush it gradually from one to second to the next, and apply more pressure as you go. When you do that, the guy suffers more and you hear a cool crunch effect!"

-Several of the people get up and leave their table. They can't take it anymore. Other people throw up their food in other people's food and faces.

Michael Myers: "Wow. Jason really has come up with great tricks."

-Michael turns to Jason.

Michael Myers: "I never would have thought up that neck trick."

-Freddy, Jason, Michael and Todd, notice several people start to leave, some with vomit on them.

Michael Myers: "What's up with this?"

Freddy Krueger: "Maybe they were listening to Todd."

Michael Myers: "All I know is that they are missing out on some great food."

-Michael turns to Jason.

Michael Myers: "Well, I guess you and Todd have caught up."

Jason Voorhees: "Sure have!"

[Cheesy montage; Cue George Michael's song, "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"]

-Jason and Todd catch up in the last couple weeks. Jason and Todd play catch. Jason throws the baseball and Todd catches it with his catchers mit. Todd throws the baseball back to Jason. Jason tries catching the ball and the ball hits him on the head. Jason falls over. Todd runs over to see if his Jason okay. That's when Jason gets up and throws the baseball back to Todd. The baseball hits Todd in the head and he falls back. Jason and Todd laugh at each other.

-Jason is out teaching Todd his tricks in the park.

Jason Voorhees: "This is my move. This is very important. You can't just use this on just anybody. And, you can't show it just anybody either."

Todd: "Okay."

-Jason grabs a guy walking by. He grabs the guy's head and starts crushing it.

Guy: "Argh!"

-Jason, then applies more pressure to the the back of the guy's head. The guy's head caves in, his skull gets crushed and blood spurts from the top of his head like a fountain.

Todd: "Oh, I know that one."

Jason Voorhees: "How did you find out about that trick?"

Todd: "I just did. I experimented."

Jason Voorhees: "It must be in your blood, that's what it is."

Todd: "That's right. Now, I'll show you."

-Todd suddenly grabs a woman walking and starts crushing her head.

Woman: "Argh!"

-Then, Todd applies more pressure to the back of the head. Her head caves in, her skull gets crushed and blood spurts out from the top of the head and sprays on Jason and Todd. Jason and Todd laugh at each other.

-Jason and Todd are out on a massacre. Jason machetes a guy and Todd decapitates a woman. Then, Jason punches through a guy's stomach grabbing his steaming heart and Todd machetes a guy to pieces. That's when they both go for the same victim. Todd machetes the woman in the chest and Jason machetes her head off. Blood sprays on Jason and Todd, and they laugh at each other.

[End cheesy montage; Uncue music]

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, good times."

-That's when Michael notices the tabloid reporters snapping photos of them. Michael turns to Freddy.

Michael Myers: "They're back..."

Freddy Krueger: "Yes, they are."

Todd: "What? Who?"

Michael Myers: "Paparozzis. They've been on our tails lately and have exploited us in the tabloid newspapers."

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, now that the whole 'Bennifer' thing is over, they're desperate for targets."

Jason Voorhees: "Let's get `em! Just like how we've been taking care of the rest of them."

Michael Myers: "We'll get them. We'll get `em before we leave. As long as we're here, they aren't going to budge from that table."

CUT TO...Stephen King at his table enjoying his food. A woman, a fanatic of his, notices him and freaks out.

Fanatic: "Stephen King! I can't believe this, Stephen King is at Chinese Mama's!"

-Stephen King sighs.

Stephen King: "Yes. Yes I am. Please, sit down."

-The fanatic sits down.

Stephen King: "So, I understand you are a fan of my work?"

Fanatic: "I sure am! I love your stories. I would even consider myself your number one fan!"

Stephen King: "Okay, so do you want my autograph or something?"

Fanatic: "Sure!"

Stephen King: "Very well."

-Stephen King writes his autograph on a napkin and gives it to the fanatic.

Fanatic: "Oh, my! Stephen King's autograph!"

Stephen King: "Anything else?"

Fanatic: "Uh, yeah! Uh...

-Stephen King sighs. He's dealt with fanatics like this woman before. One even kept him hostage.

Fanatic: "...Uh, yeah...Um..."

Stephen King: "Please don't waste my time. I'm on way to a business meeting. Just spit it out."

Fanatic: "...Um, okay. Uh, can you tell me what your novel is going to be about?"

Stephen King: "I can't really disclose that right now."

Fanatic: "Please?"

Stephen King: "I'm sorry, I don't tell my readers what my next stories are before I release the book."

Fantatic: "Please? I won't tell, I swear. I'll do anything!"

Stephen King: "That's what I was afraid of."

Fanatic: "Really, I won't tell anyone. I've never even told anyone before that I'm really a man!"

-Stephen King is disgusted.

Stephen King: "Oh, uh...All right. If I give you a hint, will you leave me alone?"

Fanatic: "Yes!"

Stephen King: "Okay. In my novel, I write about an evil car that possesses it drivers and..."

Fanatic: "You already wrote that one!"

Stephen King: "What?"

Fanatic: "You already wrote a story about a car that possesses a teenager and changes him. And, kills people too. It was 'Christine'!"

Stephen King: "You sure?"

-Actor, Keith Gordon, sitting at a nearby table turns around.

Keith Gordon: "Yeah, man. It was even made into a movie! And, it was actually good too!"

Stephen King: "Oh, uh...okay, the devil comes back to take over earth. And most of the human population disappears. Only a few people are left to face...

-Actor, Gary Sinise, from another nearby table turns around.

Gary Sinise: "'The Stand'."

Stephen King: "What?"

Gary Sinise: "'The Stand.' That's another story you wrote before."

Stephen King: "Is that really so?"

Gary Sinise: "Trust me, I know."

Stephen King: "Okay, um, a man watches over a haunted hotel for winter. He's there with his wife and kid. And, the man slowly goes insane..."

Fanatic: "That's 'The Shining'."

-Actor, Jack Nicholson, from another neaby table turns around.

Jack Nicholson: "You've done that one already, Steve."

Stephen King: "Huh? Are you sure about that?"

Jack Nicholson: "I'm sure. It was even made into a love-it-or-hate-it movie."

Stephen King: "Really?"

Jack Nicholson: "Trust me, Jack is sure."

Stephen King: "Okay, okay...I got it! A nueratic writer spends his time at cabin to work on his next novel. And, some weird guy pops up and accuses him of stealing his story. After that, a lot of shit happens that tests the nueratic writer's sanity..."

-Actor, Charles S. Dutton, from another nearby table turns around.

Charles S. Dutton: "Sounds like you're losing your sanity yourself, man."

Stephen King: "What? Did I already write that one too?"

Charles S. Dutton: "Sure did."

Stephen King: "I don't understand. Why is this happening? Am I out of ideas for new stories? Am I losing my mind?!"

Fanatic: "That's right, and I'm taking you away with me!"

-Stephen King loses his grasp on reality and fanatic drags him away.

Stephen King: "Nooo...!"

CUT TO...The Creeper at one of the tables. Tom Cruise walks by and notices him.

Tom Cruise: "You!"

The Creeper: "Hey, Tom! What's up?"

Tom Cruise: "How can you just say what's up? I just lost my $100 million defamation case against you!"

The Creeper: "I know! Because, you hit me first!"

-Tom Cruise sighs.

Tom Cruise: "That should not have mattered. You embarrassed me on live television and made me out to gay...which I'm not. I never was. People always have been jealous of me. That's why people like you, Kyle Bradford and Michael Davis, have went out of your ways to make me look bad."

The Creeper: "Jealous? Me? Oh, Tom!"

-People at other tables notice Tom Cruise over at The Creeper's table.

Man #1: "Hey look, it's Tom Cruise!"

Woman #1: "And, he's with The Creeper!"

-The Chinese businessman also notice Tom Cruise at The Creeper's table.

Chinese Businessman #1 (translated): "Oh look, Tom Cruise!"

Chinese Businessman #2 (translated): "And, he's with The Creeper!"

Chinese Businessman #3 (translated): "I knew it! He's a closet gay!"

Chinese Businessman #4 (translated): "Tommy and The Creeper sitting in a tree..."

Chinese Businessman #5 (translated): "Oh, I love The Creeper! And, his show too!"

-Tom Cruise looks embarrassed.

Tom Cruise: "What? I'm not with The Creeper! I was never with The Creeper!"

Man #2: "You can't fool us! We read the tabloids!"

Woman #2: "And, the watch that that 'Tabloid news' television program too!"

Tom Cruise: "But, it's not true! That's why they are called tabloids! Because, it's all bogus bullshit!"

-That's when The Creeper suddenly grabs Tom Cruise and kisses him. The people clap and cheer.

People: "Whooooooo! Owwww!"

-Tom Cruise shoves The Creeper away.

Tom Cruise: "You freak! I can't believe you!"

The Creeper: "But, I believe in you!"

Man #3: "You go, Creeper!"

Woman #3: "You get your man!"

Tom Cruise: "But, I'm not his man! I'm not at all! In fact, I've been meaing to get back with Nicole..."

The Creeper: "Come on!"

-The Creeper grabs Tom Cruise and starts dragging him away.

Tom Cruise: "What do you think you're doing?"

The Creeper: "I'm going to take you to my pad! You need to relax that sexual tension of yours!"

Tom Cruise: "You can't! Let me go!"

Man #4: "Have a good time!"

Woman #4: "Have fun, Tom!"

-The Creeper drags Tom Cruise out the door.

Tom Cruise: "Nooo...!"

CUT BACK TO...the Chinese businessmen. They are back to yelling and arguing at each other at the top of the lungs.

Chinese Businessman #1 (translated): "I love my wife! She is so great in bed!"

Chinese Businessman #2 (translated): "I love my wife too! In fact, she's better than yours! I get to have sex every night!"

Chinese Businessman #3 (translated): "Your wives have nothing on mine! She wakes me up every morning laying on if you know I mean! She's amazing!"

Chinese Businessman #4 (translated): "Your wives suck! My wife rules! I can get laid anytime I want! She even serves the best chop suey!"

Chinese Businessman #5 (translated): "I got something better than a girlfriend! I got a boyfriend! And, he's great! We watch The Creeper on TV all the time!"

-The Chinese boss sighs over his employee's ranting.

Chinese Boss (translated): "I have the best spouse! My wife serves the best chop suey! It is better than this place's chop suey..."

-The Chinese boss turns to Chinese businessman #4.

Chinese Boss (translated): "...and it is even better than yours! And, to top it off, my wife lays the most incredible chop suey on me whenever I expect it!"

-The Chinese businessmen turn to each other, then ot their boss.

Chinese Businessman #1 (translated): "You're absalutely righ! You have the best wife!"

Chinese Businessman #2 (translated): "Yes, you have the best wife ever! My wife sucks!"

Chinese Businessman #3 (translated): "My wife sucks even more! Your wife rules! She's a queen! And, your the king!"

Chinese Businessman #4 (translated): "I have the worst wife in the world! She has nothing on your wife! My wife sucks! So do I! You rule! And, so does your wife!"

Chinese Businessman #5 (translated): "My boyfriend sucks! I don't even know why I have a boyfriend! I'm straight! I'm straight as an arrow! Boyfriends and wives suck! Except for your wife! She's awesome! She's..."

-The Chinese boss sighs over his employee's sucking up.

CUT BACK TO...Freddy, Jason, Michael and Todd. The waitress returns with their food and they start eating. Jason takes off his hockey mask, so he can eat. So does Todd. Women sitting at the next table freak out seeing the sight of their messed up and disgusting faces. Then, Michael takes off his white-sprayed William Shatner mask, so that he can eat. The women flinch at the sight of his handsome and unscarred face.

-The tabloid reporters are still at their table watching Freddy, Jason, Michael and Todd. They look in surprise and disgust at the faces of Jason, Michael and Todd. They immediately snap more pictures of them.

Jason Voorhees: "They're still there."

Michael Myers: "I know."

Jason Voorhees: "What are we going to do?"

Michael Myers: "What do you think? Lure them to the back of the restaurant and take care of them."

Jason Voorhees: "When?"

Michael Myers: "Now!"

-Michael puts his white mask back on, gets up and heads toward the back. Jason slides his hockey mask back on and follows.

Todd: "Should I follow?"

Freddy Krueger: "No, stay where you are. They'll be back in moment."

-The tabloid reporters get up from their table and head towards the back. They cautiously walk into the back hallway. To the left is the men's and women's restrooms. To the right is the kitchen. To the end of the hallway is the alley.

Tabloid Reporter #1: "They must be in the bathroom. Let's get in their quickly and snap our cameras!"

-The two tabloid reporters walk up to the men's bathroom. They both burst inside and snap their cameras...and see nothing.

Tabloid Reporter #2: "Huh."

Tabloid Reporter #1: "They must be in the alley."

-The two tabloid reporters step out of the men's bathroom...and come face to face with Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees. Michael grabs the first tabloid reporter and takes him to the alley. Jason grabs the other tabloid reporter and follows.

Tabloid Reporters: "Nooo...!"

-Moments later, Jason and Michael return to their table. They both carry the tabloid reporters' cameras.

Todd: "You got their cameras too?"

Michael Myers: "Of course. We can't have the police find those paparozzi's bodies and snatch the cameras as evidence."

Jason Voorhees: "Man, these guys were experts. They got great shots of us!"

Michael Myers: "Only more to add to our collection."

Todd: "You even keep the photos they take of you?"
Freddy Krueger: "Why not? Now, when we go out for special occations, we don't have to take the pictures ourselves."

-Freddy turns to Michael.

Freddy Krueger: "Say, any good shots of me?"

Jason Voorhees: "There's a whole load right here."

-Jason hands Freddy several photos of himself the paparozzis took.

Freddy Krueger: "Oh, my! I'm beautiful!"

Jason Voorhees: "Oh, yeah. You're a regular Cinderalla!"

-Later on, the horror icons finish their meals.

Freddy Krueger: "I'm famished."

Todd: "You guys were right. This food is excellent."

Michael Myers: "What I'd tell ya?"

Jason Voorhees: "What can I say? Like father, like son!"

-The waitress returns to their table with their check.

Waitress: "Here's you're check."

-Michael takes the check. Then, he passes it to Freddy.

Michael Myers: "I'm not paying for this!"

-Freddy looks at the check.

Freddy Krueger: "Neither am I!"

-Freddy passes Jason the check.

Jason Voorhees: "No way!"

-Jason passes the check to Todd. Todd checks out the price.

Todd: "$One-hundred...forty...dollars...and...ninety-six cents."

-Todd shrugs.

Todd: "I'll pay. I got a whole wad of money from a guy I macheted earlier today anyway."

CUT BACK TO...the Chinese businessmen. They are still yelling and arguing at each other. Their waitress just gave them their check. The first Chinese businessman looks at the check.

Chinese Businessman #1 (translated): "I'm not paying for this! No way!"

-The second Chinese businessman looks at the check.

Chinese Businessman #2 (translated): "I don't think so!"

-The third Chinese businessman looks at the check.

Chinese Businessman #3 (translated): "I can't pay for this! I don't want to!"

-The fourth Chinese businessman looks at the check.

Chinese Businessman #4 (translated): "I'm not paying for this! No! I am not paying for this at all!"

-The fifth Chinese businessman looks at the check.

Chinese Businessman #5 (translated): "Not even my boyfriend would pay for this! This is insane!"

-The Chinese boss takes the check...$331.14.

Chinese Boss (translated): "I will pay!"

-The Chinese business realize the situation and suck up. The first Chinese businessman swipes the check from his boss.

Chinese Businessman #1 (translated): "I was mistaken! That isn't much at all! I'll pay!"

-The second Chinese businessman swipes the check from the first.

Chinese Businessman #2 (translated): "I don't think so! I can more than pay for this! I'll even leave a twenty percent tip!"

-The third Chinese businessman swipes the check from the second.

Chinese Businessman #3 (translated): "Hogwash! I haven't payed the check in while! I'll gladly do that! And, I'll leave a twenty-five percent tip!"

-The fourth Chinese businessman swipes the check from the third.

Chinese Businessman #4 (translated): "I never pay for the check! I want to pay this time! And, a thirty-five percent tip!"

-The fifth Chinese businessman swipes the check from the fourth.

Chinese Businessman #5 (translated): "Oh, please! What is so important about paying for the check?! I will, so that you fellas can stop being so silly!"

-The Chinese boss, frustrated over his employees' sucking up, swipes the check the check back.

Chinese Boss (translated): "Nonsense! I'll pay! And, you fools...are fired! You're all fired!"

-The Chinese Boss leaves a forty-percent tip on the table and walks away to pay for the check. The fired Chinese men are dumbfounded. They all look at each other angerly over their antics. That's when they all jump up and attack each other.

CUT BACK TO...Freddy, Jason, Michael and Todd. Todd leaves a ten percent tip on the table. They are about to leave when Michael stops them.

Michael Myers: "Wait a moment. I have an idea."

-Michael whips out his cell phone and calls Donald Loomis.

Donald Loomis: "Hello? Donald Loomis speaking."

Michael Myers: "You want to know where Michael Myers is?"

Donald Loomis: "Who is this?"

Michael Myers: "Do you want where Michael Myers is?"

Donald Loomis: "Who is this??"

Michael Myers: "I'll ask one more time. Do you want to know the whereabouts Michael Myers?"

-Donald sighs.

Donald Loomis: "Yes. Yes, I do."

Michael Myers: "I found his body over in the alley behind Chinese Mama's restaurant on Woody Allen Ave."

Donald Loomis: "Really??"

Michael Myers: "And, I also found the body of Jason Voorhees there too."

Donald Loomis: "Holy shit!"

Michael Myers: "I knew you were on the case of Myers, so I called you."

Donald Loomis: "Who are you? Who's speaking?"

Michael Myers: "Good luck on your case."

Donald Loomis: "Wait..."

-Michael hangs up on Donald Loomis.

Jason Voorhees: "What are you doing, man? Trying to blow our cover?"

Michael Myers: "No, we're going to switch disguises with those paparozzis we left in the alley. We're going to fool around with Donald Loomis and the FBI, so that they'll stop trailing us. But first, we have to pay for our food."

-Freddy, Jason, Michael and Todd, head over to the lobby to pay for their food. That's when they hear screaming outside. They go outside and see a figure slaughtering several people on a bus on the street...another copycat killer of Jason! The copycat killer machetes a poor guy on the bus, then turns around to see Jason and Todd. The copycat killer leaves the rest of the people alone, steps off the bus and faces Jason and Todd.

Freddy Krueger: "Oh, boy!"

Michael Myers: "This is going to be good."

-Jason and Todd turn to eachother. Then, they whip out their machetes and charge for the copycat killer. That's when a force comes out of nowhere and violently shoves Jason and Todd back. Jason and Todd break through the window of the Chinese restaurant and crash land over tables.

-Jason and Todd get up shaken and people eating inside scramble and flee from the restaurant. The copycat killer comes up through the broken window and takes off his/her hockey mask...revealing the face of Tina Shepard, the telekinetic heroine from "Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood"!

-Jason is dumbfounded.

Freddy Krueger: "Woah!"

Michael Myers: "She's back..."

-Jason and Todd turn to each other, then charge for Tina. Tina looks at them and uses her powers over them. She stops them in their tracks and shoves them against the back wall. Then, several knives from the tables fly into the air and head toward the two slashers. Jason and Todd can't budge.

-The knives stab into their chests and through the wall. Jason and Todd, being the undead they are, take it like men. That's when Michael attacks Tina knocks her over. Jason and Todd start pulling the knives out of their chests. Tina gets up and is then clotheslined by Freddy. Jason and Todd finish pulling knives out of their chests and step away from the wall. Tina gets back up to face the two slashers.

That's when Jason and Todd throw the knives, one by one, at Tina. Tina ducks several of them and uses powers to stop some of them mid-air. Jason and Todd finish throwing the last of the knives, then pick up their machetes. They charge for Tina. Tina uses her powers and aims knives in the air back at Jason and Todd. They fight off the knives with their machetes as if they were sword fighting.

-That's when Todd reaches Tina and gives her a piece of her own medicine. He surprise attacks her and shoves her away outside. Tina flies over to the bus and crashes into its side. She's falls over motionless. Michael turns to Jason and Todd.

Michael Myers: "You got her."

Jason Voorhees: "So far."

-Tina suddenly gets back up. She wasn't done yet. Jason and Todd charge for her. Tina shrugs, whips out her machete and charges for them. They meet head on and she machetes Jason in the chest and kicks him away. Todd takes his machete to slash her, but Tina uses her powers and stops him in his tracks.

-Jason, meanwhile, grabs the end of the machete sticking in his stomach and slowly, gradually pulls it out. He gets up and cracks his back like nothing ever happened. He turns to the other two and sees Tina about to machete Todd.

-Jason runs for it and rams her, shoving her away and making crash into the bus. Tina gets up, shaken, in the aisle of the bus. Jason and Todd get in the bus and face her in the aisle. Jason charges for Tina. Todd follows. Jason and Tina meet head on and Jason slashes his machete partially in Tina's chest. Tina is using her powers, keeping the machete from going all the way in. She's getting a bit weak, but not too much.

-That's when Tina shoves Jason. Todd comes up to face her next. They meet head on and Todd, with great strength, shoves her making her crash out the back end of the bus. Todd helps Jason up, and they start to get out of the bus. But before they can do that, the bus starts to crush and crumble up. Tina was using her powers to crush Jason and Todd with the metalic dimensions of the bus.

-Tina watches as the bus slowly, gradually crumples up closing in on the two slashers. Inside the bus, Jason and Todd are unable find a way out. Tina crushes and crumbles up the bus more, to the point where it is nothing but a pile of scrap metal rolled up in a ball. Jason and Todd are doomed. Tina steps back and looks at the master work she pulled on the two Crystal Lake killers. No response from inside the crumbled mess. Silence.

Freddy Krueger: "What should we do?"

Michael Myers: "I don't know."

-Suddenly, a crackling can be heard from the rolled up pile of scrap metal. Tina is dumbfounded. More crackling.

Michael Myers: "They're back..."

Freddy Krueger: "They so are!"

-More crumbling from the metalic mess can be heard. Tina steps back. She doesn't know what to do. That's when Jason suddenly breaks out from the scrap metal. And, then Todd.

Freddy Krueger: "Nothing can bring down, Jason. Nothing!

Michael Myers: "Same with Todd."

Freddy Krueger: "Like father, like son!"

-Jason and Todd climb out of the metalic pile up and jump back on the ground. They face Tina dead on. That's when police cars come down the road. Tina uses her powers and takes control of the cars to make them run over Jason and Todd. The policemen in the police cars don't know what to do. They can't control their cars.

Policemen: "Oh, crap!"

-The police cars crash into Jason and Todd and run them over. Then, they drive back and run over their bodies again. Tina does this several times and finally stops. She heads over to the cars to check their bodies. The policemen, shaken, get of out of their cars.

Policeman #1: "Hey!"

-Tina uses her power and shoves them away into the distance. Then, she checks around and under the cars. No hockey goalies. Tina cautiously backs away and bumbs into Jason and Todd. Jason and Todd grab her and are about to machete her. Tina uses her powers and the two police cars start driving towards them. Tina jumps out of the way and the police cars crash into Jason and Todd pressing them against the wall of a building.
-Jason and Todd are stuck. Tina heads over to them ready to finish them off. That's when Jason and Todd turn to each other and throw their machetes at her. Not being fast enough, Tina doesn't duck away in time and the machetes slash into her chest. Getting weak, Tina falls over. Jason and Todd turn to each other and with a lot oomph push the police cars away. They head over to Tina.

-Tina, feeling weak, struggles to use her powers to pull the machetes out of her chest. They start to slowly come out.

-That's when Jason and Todd step on the ends of the machetes and shove them back in her chest. The machetes sink deeper into her chest and she grows weaker. Blood oozes from her wounds and she spouts blood from her mouth. Tina faintly looks at Jason and Todd. Then, her head falls back motionless. They got her.

-Freddy and Michael watched the whole thing. They come over seeing Jason and Todd standing over Tina's body.

Michael Myers: "You got her?"

Jason Voorhees: "Two down, five to go."

Todd: "What's that so suppose to mean?"

Jason Voorhees: "So far, two heroines from my 'Friday The 13th' films have struck back at me. The last one is here, Tina Shepard. The other one was your mother from 'Friday The 13th Part 3'."

Todd: "What?"

Jason Voorhees: "You want to know more about your mother? When she had you, she was ashamed to be pregnant with the child a well known serial killer. She tried to abort you...thirteen times. It didn't work, my blood was that strong. When she finally gave birth to you, she immediately gave you away for adoption."

-Todd can't believe his ears.

Jason Voorhees: "Just last year, during Halloween, she struck back at me to get revenge for making her pregnant and having you. She almost had me, but Freddy gave me a helping hand.

Freddy Krueger: "Or, claw."

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, and he did the only thing he could and took care of her."

-Todd turns to Freddy.

Todd: "Is this true?"

Freddy Krueger: "Yes."

Todd: "Thanks."

-Todd turns back to Jason.

Todd: "Let's go home."

Michael Myers: "We better leave quick. We still have to switch disguises with the paparozzis."

-Freddy, Jason, Michael and Todd, head back into the destroyed Chinese restaurant and go out the back way. Moments later, several FBI cars stop by the destroyed Chinese restaurant. Donald Loomis steps out of one of the cars and looks over body of Tina Shepard.

Donald Loomis: "Oh my gosh."

-Donald's partner, Samuel Raimi, comes over. So does other FBI agents and the FBI Sargeant.

Samuel Raimi: "What the hell?"

FBI Sargeant: "What is it now, Donald?"

Donald Loomis: "I got a call again."

FBI Sargeant: "From your boogeyman? Oh, please! After all that Mike Myers nonsense..."

Donald Loomis: "It's for real this time! I got a call from somebody that the body of Michael Myers, as well as Jason Voorhees, were in back alley of this Chinese restaurant."

FBI Sargeant: "How do I know to trust this person?"

Donald Loomis: "I just...have a feeling. Besides, something obviously went down here. There's this woman macheted to death, two police cars are totaled by the wall, there's some pile of scrap metal in the middle of the road and there was blowout or something in that Chinese restaurant. We have to check what happened."

FBI Sargeant: "Then, lets take a look."

-Donald Loomis leads his Sargeant and fellow FBI agents through what's left of the Chinese restaurant. Tables are turned over and everyone fleed from the scene. Donald leads everyone into the alley...and spots the bodies of Michael Myers and Freddy Krueger. Michael still has his mask on and Freddy Krueger ss some copycat killer, a regular person dressed up as him. There ss also a case of make-up near his body.

Donald Loomis: "Wait!"

Samuel Raimi: "Woah!"

FBI Sargeant: "What is this? You told me that we'd find the bodies of Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees."

-Donald Loomis kneels down to body of Michael Myers. He grabs the white mask and starts pulling off the mask. He expects to the see the burnt face of man in his late forties...but he gets the younger face of regular guy in his thirties.

Donald Loomis: "No!"

Samuel Raimi: "Hey, you were right!"

Donald Loomis: "What?"

Samual Raimi: "You were on to something earlier this summer when you showed me those tabloid newspapers exploiting Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers. The guys behind the mask and make-up here...are two of those reporters from that Star tabloid newspaper. I knew them. They must have been running the story and killing all those people for their fifteen minutes of fame."

Donald Loomis: "Huh?"

FBI Sargeant: "What about the girl?"

Samuel Raimi: "She was wearing the same garment Jason Voorhees would wear. She had to have been on it too."

FBI Sargeant: "Yeah."

Donald Loomis: "Are you guys listening to yourselves?"

FBI Sargeant: "One of these two guys must have freaked and turned on the other two."

Samual Raimi: "And, then himself."

Donald Loomis: "I can't believe what I'm hearing."

-The FBI Sargeant turns to Donald Loomis.

FBI Sargeant: "Donald, you just solved this case. Congratulations."

Donald Loomis: "No, I didn't! You guys just turned everything around."

FBI Sargeant: "All these years...I thought you were crazy, what with you constantly ranting about Michael Myers and the boogeyman..."

Donald Loomis: "Michael Myers is the boogeyman!"

FBI Sargeant: "...But, you really came through this time. Good job. I'm going to promote you."

Donald Loomis: "No, you're not!"

FBI Sargeant: "Yes, I am. I'm going to promote you to Major for finally solving this complicated case. Great job."

-The FBI Sargeant turns to the rest of the FBI agents.

FBI Sargeant: "The Michael Myers case is now closed, thanks to Donald Loomis. Give the man a round of applause!"

-The FBI agents clap and cheer for Donald Loomis.

Donald Loomis: "But, we didn't solve anything!"

-The FBI agents clap and cheer louder.

FBI Sargeant: "Let's go to that night club where that guy with needles sticking into his face is, and have party! We'll take care of this in morning."

-The FBI Sargeant lead the FBI agents away. Donald Loomis stays in the alley and falls back.

Donald Loomis: "I can't believe this! Am I the only person who realizes what's going on? Michael Myers has fooled his opposers once again. But, not me. Never! As long as I'm around, I'll search to the ends of the world to in search of the boogeyman!"

-Samuel Raimi comes back.

Samuel Raimi: "Come on Donald, let's go. We have a party to go to!"

-Samual Raimi drags Donald Loomis away with the rest of FBI agents to Pinhead's night club.

Donald Loomis: "Nooo...!"

THE END