-That's when Michael wakes up. It was all a dream. Or was it? Michael rekindles what he remembers.

Michael Myers: "Weird."

-Michael shrugs and gets out of bed. He heads over to his closet and opens the side-opening doors, revealing his several pairs of overalls and mask collection of white-sprayed William Shatner masks.

-His mask collection consist of a smooth mask, less smooth mask, a smoother mask, an ugly mask, a weird mask, a super smooth mask, a smooth yet wrinkly mask and a smoother mask with blonde hair. Some of the overalls have various blood stains on them.

-Michael is about to change when he hears voices in the next room. He cautiously walks up to his bedroom and door and listens carefully. That's when he hears the voices again.

Voice #1: "Go, Freddy!"

Voice #2: "Go, Jason!"

-Michael backs away from the door and goes back to his closet. He puts on a pair of overalls and the less smooth mask. He's about to close the closet's side-opening doors when he gets second thoughts. He puts on the weird mask instead for better effect. Michael grabs a bloody knife from his night stand and heads back to his door. He waits for a moment and prepares his attack.

-With the bloody knife in hand, Michael bursts out of his room and into living room...only to see Freddy and Jason in the living room of his pad watching their DVD of "Freddy vs. Jason" on his sixty inch TV. Freddy and Jason turn to Michael.

Freddy Krueger: "Morning, Mike."

Jason Voorhees: "Hey, what's up?"

-Michael sighs of confusion and relief.

Michael Myers: "Huh."

-Michael goes to the kitchen and tosses the knife in the sink. Michael leans back on the counter and turns to Freddy and Jason.

Michael Myers: "What are you guys doing here? Why didn't you two just crash at some house, take care of the people, and watch the movie there like you usually do?"

-Freddy pauses the movie.

Freddy Krueger: "Because, nobody else seems to have a nice, big TV like yours."

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, you have sixty inches!"

Freddy Krueger: "And, it's much better to watch 'Freddy vs. Jason' on nice, big TV like this one."

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, your TV rules!"

Freddy Krueger: "And, so does 'Freddy vs. Jason'!"

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah!"

Michael Myers: "But, how did you guys get in here?"

-Michael suddenly remembers Freddy's dream powers that enable to wake up at any location.

Michael Myers: "Never mind."

-Michael walks over to his front door of his pad. Freddy and Jason continue to watch "Freddy vs. Jason." They watch as they themselve in the movie are fighting each other over the dock at Crystal Lake at the movie's climax.

Freddy Krueger: "Go, Freddy!"

Jason Voorhees: "Go, Jason!"

-Michael opens his front door and grabs the newspaper. He closes the door behind him and scrolls through the news sections. He goes to the kitchen and starts preparing cereal. Michael watches as Freddy and Jason watch their versus movie.

Freddy Krueger: "Go, Freddy!"

Jason Voorhees: "Go, Jason!"

-Michael laughs.

Michael Myers: "You guys watch this movie almost everyday. Aren't you getting bored of it yet?"

Freddy Krueger: "'Freddy vs. Jason'? Never!"

Jason Voorhees: "I'll never get bored of this movie. It's so awesome!"

-Michael shrugs and looks back at the newspaper. He looks in shock at the a news story: "Kara Strode, survivor of Haddonfield Halloween 1995 massacre, killed in auto accident."

Michael Myers: "Oh my gosh!"

-Freddy pauses the movie.

Freddy Krueger: "What?"

Jason Voorhees: "What is it?"

Michael Myers: "It's Kara Strode. She's been killed in a car accident."

Freddy Krueger: "No..."

Michael Myers: "Yeah."

Jason Voorhees: "Weren't you going after her back in `95?"

Michael Myers: "Yeah, she escaped with Tommy Doyle and baby Stephen..."

Freddy Krueger: "I can't believe it. I never expected this..."

Jason Voorhees: "Well, I guess this means you don't have to go her after now."

Michael Myers: "That's the thing. I feel cheated that she died before I could go after her..."

Freddy Krueger: "Why didn't you go after Kara anymore?"

Michael Myers: "She was in hiding since the events of `95. I tried looking for her, but couldn't reach any sources that pointed out her whereabouts."

Freddy Krueger: "That's a shame. You have no where challenges left to face. Jason, you must still have a heroine from every 'Friday The 13th' films."

Jason Voorhees: "Everyone of them, but the original, 'Part 3,' 'Part V,' and the futuristic 'Jason X'. Let's see, there's Ginny from 'Part 2,' Trish Jarvis from 'The Final Chapter'..."

Freddy Krueger: "'The 'Final' Chapter,' my ass!"

Jason Voorhees: "Hey, that film may not have been my final 'Friday The 13th' film, but it was the end to an era. 'The Final Chapter' marked my final year as a quasi-human. I become a zombie when Tommy Jarvis mistakenly resurrected me in 'Jason Lives'."

Freddy Krueger: "Well, I guess you can say that."

Jason Voorhees: "So, anyway, there's still Megan Garris from 'Jason Lives,' Tina Shephard from 'The New Blood,' Rennie from 'Jason,' or I, 'Take Manhattan,'..."

Freddy Krueger: "'Jason Takes Manhattan', ugh!"

Jason Voorhees: "Hey, my trip to Manhattan isn't too bad. It's way better than 'Freddy's Dead'! That title couldn't be more fitting. By that film, your presence as a supernatural slasher was dead in the water!"

Freddy Krueger: "No more dead you will be now!"

-Freddy gets up to attack Jason. Michael stops him.

Michael Myers: "Hey! Stop that at that once! I thought you guys were over your differences."

Freddy Krueger: "Hey, relax Mike. Jason and I get along. What do you think? That we'll always agree on everything and never argue?"

Michael Myers: "Yeah, well, try to control yourselves more. You already trashed my other pad because of your feud."

Freddy Krueger: "Hey, that was last summer when we were waiting for 'Freddy vs. Jason' to hit theaters. Such a film concept was only naturally going to test our egos."

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, just like how those Aliens and Predators are probably stuck in their own competitive feuds right now."

Michael Myers: "Okay. Okay."

-Michael turns to Jason.

Michael Myers: "Anyways, go on. Who else would want get revenge on you? So far, you have five."

Jason Voorhees: "Okay, last one would be...Jessica Voorhees from 'Jason Goes To Hell'."

Freddy Krueger: "Your own kind?"

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, I guess so."

Michael Myers: "You have to be careful around her. If she tricked you and stabbed you with that special knife, you'll be going back to Hell again."

Freddy Krueger: "And, I'd have to go back down there get resurrect you...and make you stalk Elm Street in order to rekindle the teenagers fear of me...We would be living 'Freddy vs. Jason' all over again! And, I'd get to kick your ass again and win!"

Jason Voorhees: "What are you talking about??"

Freddy Krueger: "You know what I'm saying. I beat you at the end of 'Freddy vs. Jason' and you know it!"

Jason Voorhees: "That is so not true!"

Freddy Krueger: "Hey, don't be in denial! I can't stand people who deny themselves and their losses."

Jason Voorhees: "I didn't lose. You did. I proved to be the last man..."

Freddy Krueger: "What, Standing?"

-Michael prepares his cereal and sits back to enjoy Freddy and Jason's bickering.

Freddy Krueger: "Last time I checked, I was still holding my ground on the dock by Crystal Lake. You were barely able to sustain yourself above the water."

Jason Voorhees: "Hey, I stabbed your clawed arm in your chest! I got you in the heart. It was just a matter of time before your body would flail to the ground."

Freddy Krueger: "Oh, really? Let's check that out!"

-Freddy goes back into the living room and unpauses their movie. Freddy fast-forwards the movie a bit, to the part where Jason has stabbed Freddy's clawed arm into his chest. Freddy takes the attack and Jason falls back into the water and seemingly disappears.

Freddy Krueger: "Oh Jason, where are thou?"

Jason Voorhees: "Hey, I'm still there. I'm just resting underneath the surface."

Freddy Krueger: "Sure."

-In the movie, Freddy, barely sustaining himself from his new wound, falls down onto his knees and drops the machete he was holding. He weakly and wearily looks up.

Jason Voorhees: "And, look at you! You aren't holding up that well, yourself. I stabbed your clawed arm in your chest and through your heart. And, this is in reality too, so you can't save yourself with your 'magical powers'."

Freddy Krueger: "Who says you stabbed me through my heart? You can't say with one hundred percent confidence that my claw went into my heart! If it went through my heart, than I wouldn't be able to live more than ten seconds after that."

Jason Voorhees: "After that attack, you grew weaker. You couldn't stay on your feet. You had to get down on your knees and beg for mercy!"

Freddy Krueger: "I wasn't begging for mercy!"

Jason Voorhees: "Yes you were. Look!"

-Jason grabs the remote control and rewinds back a few seconds, showing Freddy looking wearily up after getting down on his knees.

Jason Voorhees: "Look at those eyes! They say..."

-Jason imitates with a childish voice.

Jason Voorhees: "...'Please don't kill me. I'm a big pussy and I have no more fight in me'!"

Freddy Krueger: "You are so exaggerating that!"

Jason Voorhees: "Sure."

Freddy Krueger: "And again, after 'apparently' stabbing that claw into my heart, how could I have been able to breathe for ten more seconds?"

Jason Voorhees: "That doesn't matter. It's not more than ten seconds after I stab you with your claw that, that the girl machetes your head off."

-In the movie, after a mere ten seconds that Jason stabbed Freddy with his clawed hand, Monica Keena machetes Freddy's head off with Jason's machete ("Welcome to my world, bitch!").

Jason Voorhees: "See?"

-Jason, still alive, lays at the surface of Crystal Lake and Monica Keena looks at him as sinks back in water.

Jason Voorhees: "And, there you go again! I may not be the last man standing, but I am still the last man conscience and alive."

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, well, there is still more to come."

-In the movie, Monica Keena and Jason Ritter walk away from the burnt up dock over Crystal Lake and the screen fades to black. Then, The movie cuts back to Crystal Lake with a lot of fog hoovering over it.

Jason Voorhees: "Doesn't Crystal Lake look so beautiful?"

-Suddenly, Jason's head rises from the water.

Jason Voorhees: "There I am!"

-Jason starts walking out of the water and up to the coast. He as he rises, Freddy's head is seen grasped by Jason's hand.

Jason Voorhees: "Can't get any better than that!"

-Jason rises further out of the water and onto dry ground. That's when Freddy's head winks back at the camera.

Freddy Krueger: "And, what about that? What about that?!"

Jason Voorhees: "It means nothing. It just means that, despite how great this final shot would have been if it were real and if your damn head didn't wink back, it is a dream as I am still very much alive, resting under Crystal Lake. My home. It is just in my head. However, I wish they didn't make you freaken' wink back!"

Freddy Krueger: "Hey, there's more to it than that, pussface! My winking is an indication that I tricked you. I had been fooling you the whole time!"

Jason Voorhees: "What are you talking about??"

Freddy Krueger: "That climax was a dream! That whole damn climax was a freakin' dream. You were still dreaming, bucko!"

Jason Voorhees: "But, I abounded from that nightmare you pit me in! And, I took you and clobbered all over the place!"

Freddy Krueger: "That's doesn't mean anything. Along the way, I managed to get back in your head and put you in a nightmare again. I gave you the illusion that you won!"

Jason Voorhees: "That's bullshit!"

Freddy Krueger: "That's what you want to think!"

-Jason gets up to attack Freddy. Michael, who has been having his cereal and enjoying Freddy's and Jason's bicker up until now, stops Jason.

Michael Myers: "Jason, stop!"

-Michael turns to both Freddy and Jason.

Michael Myers: "You guys want to who was the winner? You were both the winner, and you were both loser as well. That ending can be taken in more than one single way. Jason, you interpreted your own theory on why you won. And you, Freddy, interpreted a theory of your own on why you won. And, I'm sure that Jason fans and Freddys bicker about both of those theories and others, as well. Ronny Yu intended to keep that final frame open-ended, so that Jason's fans' wouldn't slaughter Freddy's fans if Freddy won!"

-Jason snickers. Michael turns to Jason.

Michael Myers: "And, it is also obvious that Ronny Yu kept the final frame open-ended so that Freddy's fan's wouldn't slaughter your fans if you beat Freddy!"

-Jason groans.

Michael Myers: "That ending doesn't exactly stay true to the 'versus' factor of the movie, but it keeps both groups of fans happy. Or, both unhappy. It keeps the whole scenario even. For better or worse. You guys got that?"

-Freddy and Jason both groan.

Freddy and Jason: "Yes."

Michael Myers: "Good."

-Michael goes back to the kitchen to finish his cereal. Jason shrugs.

Jason Voorhees: "Whatever. At least I won."

Freddy Krueger: "What was that??"

Jason Voorhees: "In my opinion, according to my own ideas about the end, I won! I won, and you can't stop me from feeling that! I won!"

Freddy Krueger: "Oh, yeah? I can say that I won, because of my own ideas about the ending! I won, and I beat your ass!"

Jason Voorhees: "I beat the stuffing out of you in reality!"

Freddy Krueger: "I knocked you around all over place like a pinball in my dreamworld! And, I found out what made you tick and exposed you for the posse you are!"

Jason Voorhees: "Oh, yeah?!"

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah!!"

Jason Voorhees: "Well, I did about the same to you!"

Freddy Krueger: "Fine!"

Jason Voorhees: "Fine!"

-Freddy and Jason turn away from each other and meet Michael back in the kitchen. Michael is just finishing up his cereal.

Michael Myers: "Feel better?"

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah!"

Michael Myers: "Got that out of your systems?"

Jason Voorhees: "I'd say so!"

Michael Myers: "Good."

-Freddy turns to Michael.

Freddy Krueger: "Okay, so now that Kara's out of the way, what about that Donald Loomis guy? You think he's out to get you too?"

Michael Myers: "Of course! I did my homework and looked up Donald's bio. Once his father, Dr. Loomis, was fixated on me at Smith's Grove and tried to figure out my dark ways, he became obsessed with figuring out what made me tick. Obviously, as great a Doctor he may have been, he would never be able to help me. He would only realize that I was truly the boogeyman and that I was extremely dangerous and smart. From there, he saw less and less of his son, Donald, because of his obsession with me."

Freddy Krueger: "Funny, your 'Halloween' films make no mention of Dr. Loomis' family."

Michael Myers: "They were never meant to. It was always about me hunting down my family and Dr. Loomis trying to stop me from doing so. It was never about his family. As far as Dr. Loomis is concerned, the 'Halloween' films were only supposed to center on his obsession with stopping me, something that would go for five of the films until his death in `95."

Freddy Krueger: "And now, I supposed Donald has the same agenda."

Michael Myers: "Yes, but I've been very careful covering my tracks. It's part of the reason I choose to live in New York. Everyone here doesn't care about anyone but themselves. They're that ignorant."

Jason Voorhees: "Just like how I chased Rennie and her boyfriend all over the place here in 'Jason Takes Manhatten.' No New Yorkers cared!"

Michael Myers: "Exactly!"

-Michael finishes up his cereal and puts his Halloween mask back on.

Michael Myers: "You know, I'm surprised you guys crashed into my pad so early in the morning."

Freddy Krueger: "Early in the morning?"

Michael Myers: "Yeah. I usually wake up around seven."

Freddy Krueger: "What are you talking about? You woke up twenty minutes ago around twelve-thirty."

Michael Myers: "Twelve-thirty?"

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, we started 'Freddy vs. Jason' at eleven."

Michael Myers: "Oh. I guess I slept in because of last night."

Freddy Krueger: "What about last night?"

Michael Myers: "Some family moved into my childhood home in Haddonfield."

Jason Voorhees: "So?"

Michael Myers: "So, I went there and cleaned house. What was I going to do?"

Jason Voorhees: "Oh, yeah!"

Freddy Krueger: "Some family moved there again? Won't they ever learn?"

Michael Myers: "I don't know why another family moved in. Unless, earth is seriously getting overpopulated."

Freddy Krueger: "Heh, I guess."

Michael Myers: "I even dreamed about it last night. The poor family there in the house. My taking care of them..."

Jason Voorhees: "That would have been fun to watch!"

Freddy Krueger: "Sounds like your old habits are coming to haunt you."

Michael Myers: "Yeah, it happens to the best of us."

-Michael checks the time.

Michael Myers: "Oh."

-Michael goes over to the living room, turns off the 'Freddy vs. Jason' DVD and switches to channel, WB17.

Jason Voorhees: "Hey, our movie!"

Michael Myers: "Relax, Jason. There's a new talk show on starting today and you guys won't believe it."

-Freddy and Jason go into the living room.

Freddy Krueger: "What is it?"

Michael Myers: "You'll see!"

TV: "From the producers that brought you 'Godzilla: The True Story' and 'Evil Dolls That Are Alive'..."

Freddy Krueger: "Man, TV previews are starting to sound just like movie previews!"

TV: A family, consisting of a father, mother, son and daughter, are shown; In the background, a toaster is set on the counter; Father: "Wife, kids, I have a secret I can't conceal anymore. I'm g..."; Daughter: "Dad, your hand is in the toaster!"; The father looks in shock as his hand is in the toaster; Father: "Aaah!"; The father tries to get the toaster off his, but the toaster won't budge.

TV: "...'When Toasters attack!'"

Freddy Krueger: "Are they freaking kidding me??"

TV: Several violent attacks by toasters on people are shown; A guy interviews a freaked out women; Interviewer: "What happened?"; Women: "I was in the kitchen pouring myself some orange juice..."; Interview: "And?"; Woman: "When suddenly...I was attacked!"; Interviewer: "What was it?"; Woman: "It was...it was...it was my toaster!"; Woman freaks out and doctors come in to send her away to a mental hospital.

Michael Myers: "Well, you can't say the only new shows are 'reality' TV programs."

TV (Several more violent attacks by toasters on people are shown): "Tune in tonight for...'When Toasters Attack!' 8:00 o'clock, 7:00 o'clock central."

Jason Voorhees: "Killer toasters? If that's true, than I would to see the movie!"

TV: A studio with rows of seats leading to a stage and is shown. On the stage is a chair and sofa and back wall. All the seats are filled with an audience of people talking amongst themselves. That's when a voice over a speaker is heard.

Speaker: "Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the happiest new talk show...Creeping With The Creeper!"

TV: A figure walks onto the stage to greet the audience...The Creeper! Upon walking out on stage, the song, "It's Raining Men" plays.

Music: "It's raining men! Halleluia! It's raining men! Halleluia!..."

TV: The Creeper dances to it a little bit for a moment, then looks up at the audience. He stares at several of the young males in the crowd. A bunch of straight people get turned off this, and start to leave. Freddy, Jason and Michael, are laughing out loud at The Creeper!

Freddy Krueger: "Oh...my..."

Jason Voorhees: "Could he be any more obvious??"

Michael Myers: "What I'd tell ya? I told you, you'd be surprised!"

Jason Voorhees: "But, how did get his own show?"

Michael Myers: "Remember last year when he went on 'The Jerry Springer Show'?"

Jason Voorhees: "You mean that one with Chucky and Tiffany? That show was absolutely classic!"

Michael Myers: "That's right. His and Chucky's antics made that shows ratings go way up. WB17 proposed to Chucky about having his own talk show. Obviously, Chucky couldn't do it, because he had to film 'Seed of Chucky.' So, they went with the next best thing."

TV: The music stops and The Creeper turns to the audience.

The Creeper: "Welcome to my show, everyone! Glad to see an excited crowd!"

TV: Actually, the crowd, with exception of a handful of gay people, aren't too excited. The Creeper is only trying to warm up the tough up crowd.

The Creeper: "I am...The Creeper! And, this is my show...'Creeping With The Creeper'!"

-The handful of gay people freak out in excitement. The straight people look at The Creeper with questionably looks.

The Creeper: "You all should know me from my fantastic 'Jeepers Creepers' films! You know, me eating up on people for twenty-three days every twenty-three years?"

-The gay people and only a few straight people respond in cheer. The Creeper does have some fans.

The Creeper: "Well, you will eventually...or else!"

-The audience reacts in surprise. The Creeper laughs.

The Creeper: "Just kidding. I'll eat, er, uh, I mean, meet up with all of after the show later! Anyway, on my show, I'm going to have celebrities over and interview them. Sir Ian McKellan, Alan Cumming, Nathan Lane, B.D. Wong, Rupert Everett, David Hyde Pierce..."

-The audience reacts with mixed responses. Those are all gay actors. The gay people, however, are still excited.

The Creeper: "...and even Rosie O'Donnell!"

-The audience boos and mocks Rosie O'Donnell.

Audience: "Booooo! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!..."

The Creeper: "Hey, don't say that! She ain't that bad. Anyway, my first guest I'll interview in a moment is a very special one. But, before I get to that, I want to run a little slideshow."

-A TV pops up in the back wall and shows a picture of The Creeper and Victor Salva hugging on the set of "Jeepers Creepers 2."

The Creeper: "That's me and my dear, dear friend Victor Salva. You should all remember him as the director of my fantastic 'Jeepers Creepers' films. Obviously, we get a long real well!"

-A new picture appears, of The Creeper, Victor Salva, and the male cast of 'Jeepers Creepers 2' having a group hug.

The Creeper: "That's me, Victor, and the hot cast from my fantastic 'Jeepers Creepers 2.' We had a lot of fun on the set!"

-A new picture appears, of The Creeper and Victor Salva facing each other nervously and handing eath other diamond rings in a jewelry store.

The Creeper: "That's the day that Pennsylvania licensed gay marriages. Upon hearing it, Victor and I both immediately rushed to the jewelry despite our separate arrons. Little did we know that we both heard the news at same time and ran for the jewelry store immediately!"

-A new picture appears, of The Creeper and Victor Salva arguing.

The Creeper: "That's me and Victor arguing over who's going to wear the wedding dress! I can be very stubborn!"

-A new picture appears, of The Creeper and Victor Salva at a wedding chapel. The Creeper is dressed in the wedding gown.

The Creeper: "That's me and Victor finally getting married. Obviously, I won the argument!"

-A new picture appears, but is blurred.

The Creeper: "That's me and Victor on our honeymoon...hey, they blurred that out!"

-The TV goes off and disappears. The Creeper angrily turns to the executives in the back.

The Creeper: "Hey, those are my pictures of me and Victor on our honeymoon. They're special!"

-The Creeper sighs.

The Creeper: "Oh, well, I'll show the rest of the slide show later after the show!"

-There are less people in the audience now. The slide show scared off more straight people.

The Creeper: "Now, I'll introduce the first guest who will appear on my fantastic show...Tom Cruise!"

-The song, "It's Raining Men" plays and Tom Cruise walks from backstage to greet The Creeper and the audience.

Music: "It's raining men! Halleluia! It's raining men! Halleluia!..."

-The audience claps and cheers to see Tom Cruise being the very first guest on The Creeper's show. Tom Cruise looks embarrassed. He doesn't understand why he was asked to appear on this, of all, talk shows. The Creeper turns to Tom Cruise.

The Creeper: "Welcome to the show, Tom!"

Tom Cruise: "Yeah...I guess."

-The Creeper turns to Tom Cruise as if to hug him, but Tom Cruise resists and sits down on the sofa. The Creeper sits down on the chair. The Creeper turns to Tom Cruise and crosses his legs. Tom Cruise reluctantly turns to The Creeper.

The Creeper: "So, how are?"

Tom Cruise: "I'm, uh, all right."

-The Creeper sighs at Tom Cruise's not very enthusiastic response.

The Creeper: "I'll ask this again: So, how are??"

-The audience gets excited by The Creeper.

Tom Cruise: "Oh, I'm okay. I'm cool. I'm doing fine."

-The audience gets excited by Tom Cruise's more enthusiastic response.

The Creeper: "Now, that's what I'm talking about!"

-The Creeper gets off the chair and sits down on the sofa next to Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise shifts down the sofa.

The Creeper: "How's life treating ya?"

Tom Cruise: "Well, if you must know, I did break up with Penelope Cruz kind of recently. It was all over the news and media."

The Creeper: "Oh, yeah! I'm so sorry. Forgive my ignorance."

Tom Cruise: "Hey, its okay. No harm done. She was just one of life's obstacles. I believe in life. I know that life comes in at your heart and it doesn't matter if you're an actor, a filmmaker, or a gentlemen on the street, it comes at you. What Scientology gives me..."

-The Creeper, not really interested in what Tom Cruise has to say, just stares at him and gazes at his eyes. Tom Cruise starts to feel uncomfortable.

Tom Cruise: "...is the tools to deal with that, to, uh, better my life, and, uh, to be able to, uh, contribute more."

-Tom Cruise finishes his statement and The Creeper is still gazing at him. Tom Cruise feels uncomfortable.

Tom Cruise: "And, you were saying..."

The Creeper: "Oh, yeah! Uh...

-Back at Michael's pad, Freddy, Jason and Michael, have been enjoying The Creeper's wacky talk show. Michael turns to Freddy.

Michael Myers: "Obviously, Mr. Creeper has not performed many interviews."

Freddy Krueger: "Obviously. He's not sure what to ask."

-Back on "Creeping With The Creeper"...

The Creeper: "...Oh, uh, oh yeah, I've checked your bio on the Internet movie database on the web. Apparently in 1990, you were chosen by People Magazine as one of the fifty most beautiful people in the world!"

-The women in the remaining audience clap and cheer. Tom Cruise shrugs and smiles.

Tom Cruise: "That's right."

The Creeper: "And in the following year, you were again chosen by People Magazine as one of the fifty most beautiful people in the world!"

-The women in the audience clap and cheer again for Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise: "Well, what say I say?"

The Creeper: "And, there's even more honors under your name. In 1990, you were also chosen by People Magazine as Sexiest Man Alive!"

-The women in the audience clap and cheer more and freak out.

Women in audience: "Whooooo! Oww!"

Tom Cruise: "Well, I guess I am!"

The Creeper: "And in 1997, you were voted Best Dressed Male Movie Star!"

-Tom Cruise shrugs.

The Creeper: "Also in 1997, you were ranked 3rd in Empire Magazine's 'The Top 100 Movie Stars of All Time' list!"

Tom Cruise: "It never stops."

The Creeper: "In 1995, you were chosen by Empire Magazine as one of The 100 Sexiest Stars in Film History!"

-The women in the audience freak out again.

Women in audience: "Whooooo! Oww!"

-Tom Cruise blushes.

The Creeper: "And finally, in 1997, you were, for the third time, chosen by People Magazine as one of the 50 most beautiful people in the world!"

-The women in the audience stand up to clap and cheer. So do the men. Even they had hand it to Tom Cruise for these crowning achievements. Tom Cruise is in awe at the audience's response.

Tom Cruise: "Wow! Thank you!"

-The audience relax and sit back down. The Creeper whips out a notepad and pen, and turns back to Tom Cruise.

The Creeper: "Okay, I have some questions."

Tom Cruise: "All right."

The Creeper: "Your sham marriage to fellow actress Nicole Kidman: care to elaborate?"

Tom Cruise: "Excuse me?"

The Creeper: "Your marriage to Nicole Kidman. From 1990 to 2001. What happened?"

Tom Cruise: "Oh, uh, why do you want to know?"

The Creeper: "Just curious."

Tom Cruise: "Oh, well, not that this is any of your business, but it just didn't work out."

The Creeper: "And?"

Tom Cruise: "And, it just didn't work out for the better I hope it would. It was another one of life's elements. It was a mutual understanding between Nicole an I."

The Creeper: "Okay, fair enough.

-The Creeper writes down a note in the notepad. While doing so, he mutters to himself.

The Creeper: "Is...in...denial."

-The Creeper turns back to Tom Cruise.

The Creeper: "What about your children?"

Tom Cruise: "What about them?"

The Creeper: "You adopted two kids. Isabella and Connor."

Tom Cruise: "Well, technically, they are my children. They have been the last several years."

The Creeper: "But, why didn't you and Nicole have natural children of your own?"

Tom Cruise: "Well, if you must know, and not that this is any of your business to begin with, it was easier for us to adopt than to go through a pregnancy. At the time, both our careers were on high track, and Nicole and I didn't think she'd be able to handle a pregnancy with so much going on."

The Creeper: "Really?"

Tom Cruise: "Yeah. In fact, of all things, we really wanted to actually adopt some kids and give them a home. We thought it was the best and better thing to do."

The Creeper: "Oh, how sweet!"

-The Creeper writes another note down his notepad.

The Creeper: "In...extreme...denial."

Tom Cruise: "What are you doing?"

The Creeper: "Oh, I'm writing little notes here and there. I like to do that when I interview celebrities like you."

Tom Cruise: "Oh, okay."

-The Creeper turns back to Tom Cruise.

The Creeper: "Okay. You and Kyle Bradford. What was the deal?"

Tom Cruise: "Huh?"

The Creeper: "In 2001, you filed a $100 lawsuit against porn star, Kyle Bradford. Apparently, he claimed that you and him had a homosexual affair."

-The audience reacts in surprise. Tom Cruise looks embarrassed.

Tom Cruise: "What?! I...um...okay. If you really checked out my bio on that Internet movie database web site, you'd know that Kyle Bradford, in the end, claimed to not say that and that the French magazine, Actustar, misquoted him."

The Creeper: "Touché. Another one. In 2001, you also filed a $100 million defamation lawsuit against Michael Davis. Apparently, he offered to sell video tapes of you and him having sex."

-The audience reacts in surprise again. Tom Cruise looks really embarrassed.

Tom Cruise: "Oh, uh...all right. He, ahem, ALLEGEDLY had so-called tapes of with him and myself. But, yes, I sued him also for $100 million dollars in a defamation lawsuit. His motive was to hurt my image and gain publicity for himself. He lost."

-Tom Cruise sighs of frustration. The Creeper is really putting him on the spot. The Creeper takes notice and writes down another note in his note pad.

The Creeper: "Frustrated...with...himself."

-Tom Cruise overhears The Creeper muttering to himself as he writes down the note.

Tom Cruise: "What was that?"

-The Creeper finishes writing down the note.

The Creeper: "Oh, nothing!"

Tom Cruise: "Hey, you're writing about me in there!"

The Creeper: "No, I'm not!"

Tom Cruise: "Yes, you are!"

-Tom Cruise tries to grab The Creeper's note pad, but The Creeper resists. Tom Cruise sighs of frustration.

Tom Cruise: "Wait a minute! You think I'm gay! You're writing about me in the notepad! How dare you!"

The Creeper: "I don't know what you speak of..."

-The Creeper immediately writes another note in the notepad.

The Creeper: "Very...sexually...frustrated."

-Tom Cruise overhears him.

Tom Cruise: "Hey! Stop writing in that notepad!"

-The Creeper immediately writes down another note.

The Creeper: "Very...very...sexually...frustrated..."

-The Creeper finishes his note and hands the notepad to Tom Cruise.

The Creeper: "Here!"

-Tom Cruise reads at The Creeper's notes in disbelief. Then, he reads final note - a phone number and home address.

Tom Cruise: "What's this?"

The Creeper: "Oh, that's my phone number and home address to my pad. Me and Victor just love to have company over! Especially third parties like you, if you know what I mean. Come over any time you want!"

-Tom Cruise is absolutetly embarrassed!

Tom Cruise: "Why, you!"

-Tom Cruise attacks The Creeper and knocks him and the sofa over. The audience goes crazy. Tom Cruise punches The Creeper in the chest.

The Creeper: "Oh, my! Tom Cruise is very sexually frustrated indeed!"

-Tom Cruise punches The Creeper in the face. That's when two guards grab Tom Cruise and hold him back. The Creeper gets up.

The Creeper: "I can't believe it! I've been punched in the face by the right hook of Tom Cruise! I'll never wash this swolen cheek again!"

Tom Cruise: "You pervert! You asked to appear on your show, so you could humiliate me on live television! I'm going to file a $100 million lawsuit against you!"

The Creeper: "But, you hit me first!"

Tom Cruise: "Why, you! I'm going to get you for this!"

-The guards drag Tom Cruise backstage and The Creeper turns to the camera.

The Creeper: "I'll be right back with another fantastic guest!"

-Back at Michael's pad, Freddy, Jason and Michael, are laughing their hearts out.

Jason Voorhees: "Oh my gosh!"

Michael Myers: "The Creeper is crazy!"

Freddy Krueger: "I swear, he was just pushing the boundaries of television!"

Michael Myers: "Well, I enjoyed that."

Jason Voorhees: "That was great!"

Freddy Krueger: "Just imagine if that was Chucky!"

Michael Myer: "If that was Chucky, then the show would have been ten times funnier. Just think of all the bleeps we'd here!"

Jason Voorhees: "Laugh out loud! Bleeeep! Bleep! Bleep! Bleep! BLEEEEP!!"

Freddy Krueger: "Bleep! BLEEEEP! Bleep! Bleep! BLEEP!"

Michael Myers: "Yeah, it would have more bleeps than 'The Sopranos' if it played on cable!"

Freddy Krueger: "Well, we will get to hear more bleeps from Chucky on big screen this year."

Jason Voorhees: "Hell, yeah! 'Seed of Chucky' all the way!"

Michael Myers: "I hope turns out good."

Freddy Krueger: "I have faith. I mean, Chucky and Don Mancini are getting more creative control from Rogue Pictures."

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, I'm glad that Focus Features bought the rights to Chucky's movies from Universal. In the words of Chucky, they we were being fucking ignorant assholes for dissing him by not producing his fucking 'Seed'!"

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, well, I'm glad he opted to make the movie instead of starting his own talk show. I'm sure he would've been funny as hell, but damn, I so want to see 'Seed of Chucky'!"

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah! Chucky rules! But, I thought The Creeper was still great."

Freddy Krueger: "Oh, yeah, he's hysterical as a talk show host. He's the only person that would go through that much trouble to dig up dirt on the people he interviews. He tore up Tom Cruise, and tore up him good!"

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah!"

Michael Myers: "True. But, part of what makes The Creeper so funny is that he's so...gay!"

Freddy Krueger: "Not that there's anything wrong with that!"

Michael Myers: "No, of course not!"

-Suddenly, there's a knock on the front door of Michael's pad. Michael goes to answer it. He opens the door...revealing his gay neighbor, and top star of 'A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge," Mark Patton.

Mark Patton: "Hey, Mike. Can I borrow your sugar?"

Michael Myer: "Sure. What do you need it for?"

Mark Patton: "Oh, I'm preparing some fancy Italian food for a party tonight. I just ran low on sugar."

Michael Myers: "Oh, okay."

-Michael goes over to his kitchen to get some sugar. Freddy and Jason intrude on Mark.

Freddy Krueger: "Oh, what's that you need? Did you say you needed sugar??"

Mark Patton: "Uh, yeah."

Jason Voorhees: "You don't need spice too, do you? Sugar and spice go very nice together!"

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, just like you! Sugar and spice go very nice..."

-Mark sighs of frustration. He's had with Freddy and Jason heckling him. They heckled all the time while on the set of 'A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge." And, since Michael's moved into the same apartment building as his, Freddy and Jason never get off his back.

Freddy Krueger: "Hey, we're just kidding!"

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, we're just joshing you. Don't take it so seriously."

Mark Patton: "Oh, okay."

-Michael comes back with the sugar and hands it to Mark.

Mark Patton: "Thanks."

-Michael suddenly turns to Mark in a threatening manner.

Michael Myers: "So, why didn't you invite me to your party?!"

-Mark Patton is shaken!

Mark Patton: "Uh..."

-Michael laughs.

Michael Myers: "Just kidding. I don't care."

Mark Patton: "Oh, cool."

-Mark is about to leave when Freddy and Jason, in the living room, turn back to him.

Freddy Krueger: "Hey Mark, there's someone else here to see you."

Mark Patton: "Oh, really?"

Jason Voorhees: "Yes, he's been just dying to see you again!"

Mark Patton: "Oh, uh..."

-Freddy raises the volume on Michael's TV, so that Mark can hear The Creeper on the TV, as he is interviewing Keanu Reeves and Alan Cumming. Mark recognizes The Creeper's voice and shudders. He was seeing The Creeper at one point and The Creeper kept him captive as a love slave for days! Mark Patton freaks out and runs down the hallway to his apartment.

Mark Patton: "Aaah!"

-Michael shuts his front door and he, Freddy and Jason, laugh.

Michael Myers: "That was good!"

Jason Voorhees: "Hell, yeah!"

Freddy Krueger: "He is so much fun to play around with!"

-That's when the speaker box at Michael beeps. Michael answers it to see who's downstairs on the main floor to see him.

Michael Myers: "Yes, hello?"

Stephen: "Hey, Dad!"

Michael Myers: "Hey, son. Wait downstairs for a moment. Your Uncles, Freddy and Jason are here. I'll send them to down to get you."

Stephen: "Okay!"

-Michael turns to Freddy and Jason.

Michael Myers: "Go downstairs and get Stephen for me. I should change out of these overalls. They have blood stains on them. Stephen shouldn't see them."

Freddy Krueger: "Gotcha."

-Freddy and Jason leave Michael's apartment and head down the hallway. Back in his pad, Michael goes to his room and starts to change. He puts his Halloween mask off for Stephen. Back in the hallway, Freddy and Jason walk by a Jerry Seinfeld, another one of Michael's neighbors. Jerry is arguing with George Costanza.

George Costanza: "Oh, so now we can't go to the movie, because Elaine doesn't have a date to go with?! What about Putty?"

Jerry Seinfeld: "She broke up with him."

George Costanza: "Again?!"

-Jerry shrugs.

Jerry Seinfeld: "What can I say?"

George Costanza: "What about that Mark guy down the hall? Didn't Elaine say she think he's cute?"

Jerry Seinfeld: "Well, that won't exactly work out."

George Costanza: "Why not?"

Jerry Seinfeld: "He's gay."

George Costanza: "Oh."

Jerry Seinfeld: "Not that there's anything wrong with that!"

George Costanza: "No, of course not!"

-Freddy and Jason, meanwhile, are in the elevator on their way down to the first floor.

Freddy Krueger: "...So anyway, thus guy falls asleep on the bus and I give him a nightmare he'll never forget! He freaked out and everything."

-Freddy and Jason laugh.

Jason Voorhees: "What is it with you always giving people nightmares they'll never forget? Do you drug them, or something?"

Freddy Krueger: "No, I just always take advantage of a sleepy situation whenever I can. If someone falls alseep in the park, I'm there! If someone falls asleep on the bus, I'm there! If someone falls alseep in the subway, I'm there! If someone falls asleep in Central Perk, I'm there too. If someone..."

Jason Voorhees: "I get the idea."

-The elevetor stops on the first floor and elevator doors slide open, revealing Michael's son Stephen waiting in the lobby. Stephen spots Freddy and Jason and runs for them.

Stephen: "Uncle Freddy! Uncle Jason!"

-Stephen runs into the elevator to meet Freddy and Jason.

Freddy Krueger: "Hey, Stevie boy."

Jason Voorhees: "What's up, kiddo?"

Stephen: "I saw 'Freddy vs. Jason'! It was so awesome!"

-Freddy hits the button to Michael's floor and the elevator starts going up.

Freddy Krueger: "I told you, you'd like it!"

Jason Voorhees: "I know, 'Freddy vs. Jason' rules!"

Stephen: "Yeah!"

-The elevator stops and the elevator doors slide open. A man walks in and hits the button to his destined floor. The elevator doors close and the elevator starts going back up again. Jason snickers.

Jason Voorhees: "Huh, huh, huh, chi, chi, chi. Huh, huh, huh, chi, chi, chi."

-The man looks around to Jason. Jason shrugs and whips out his bloody machete. The man turns to the controls calmly and presses a button to an earlier floor. Freddy and Stephen laugh.

Jason Voorhees: "Huh, huh, huh, chi, chi, chi! Huh, huh, huh, chi, chi, chi!"

-The man, starting to freak out, pushes more buttons to earlier floors. Freddy and Stephen laugh and join in with Jason.

Freddy, Jason and Stephen: "Huh, huh, huh, chi, chi, chi! Huh, huh, huh, chi, chi, chi!"

-The man, freaking out, pushes more buttons to earlier floors.

Freddy, Jason and Stephen: "Huh, huh, huh, chi, chi, chi! Huh, huh, huh, chi, chi, chi!"

-The man, freaking out more, hits more and more buttons to earlier floors. He calls for help. Freddy, Jason and Stephen, laugh.

Freddy, Jason and Stephen: "Huh, huh, huh, chi, chi, chi! Huh, huh, huh, chi, chi, chi!"

-The man freaks out more calling for help. Finally, the elevator stops and the elevator doors slide open. The man flees down the hallway in fright. Freddy, Jason and Stephen, have a laugh riot.

Jason Voorhees: "It never fails to scare people with that trick. It always works!"

Stephen: "You guys are so funny!"

-Stephen immitates Jason.

Stephen: "Huh, huh, huh, chi, chi, chi! Huh, huh, huh, chi, chi, chi!"

-Freddy, Jason and Stephen, laugh. The elevator finally stops on Michael's floor, and Freddy, Jason and Stephen, head to his apartment.

Stephen: "I don't think I've ever been to this pad before. I don't remember this place. Lately, my Dad has took me out more."

Freddy Krueger: "Well, your dad has been living here since last fall."

Stephen: "Why'd he move?"

Freddy Krueger: "You know why? Because you Uncle Jason and I trashed it when we finally fought out our feud last summer!"

Stephen: "You guys really fought?"

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah. I'd call it, 'Freddy vs. Jason: The Alternate Version'!"

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah. You see, I pit Jason in a nightmare..."

-Freddy turns to Jason and taunts him.

Freddy Krueger: "...He would never forget! We battled in my boiler room in my personal dream world, then on Jason's turf, Crystal Lake."

Stephen: "Cool! I would have loved to see it. Was it gory?"

Jason Voorhees: "Oh, it was gory as hell! At one point, Freddy had the audacity to revive thirty people I killed before, and use them to try to destroy me."

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, I provided them with the appropriate weaponry and everything."

Jason Voorhees: "Of course, I still slaughtered them all!"

Stephen: "Of course, because you're a machine!"

Jason Voorhees: "Exactly!"

-Freddy, Jason and Stephen, reach Michael's apartment. Stephen notices Michael's apartment number, 666, and shudders. It was scary enough that most of his family had been killed by the boogeyman, that his father had similar mannerisms of that boogeyman and that his cousin, John Tate, went crazy over their crazy family history and was ultimately killed. Was there a connection? Michael, of course with out his mask on, opens his front door and greets Stephen.

Michael Myers: "Stephen!"

Stephen: "Dad!"

-Stephen runs to hug his father. Michael picks him up and carries him to the living room and playfully wrestle with him. Stephen loved to watch the World Wrestling Federation, or WWE, on TV, with his dad. Freddy and Jason walk into Michael's pad and shut the front door. Seeing Michael and Stephen wrestling around on the floor, Jason turns to Freddy.

Jason Voorhees: "If only he knew."

-Michael and Stephen get up from wrestling.

Stephen: "Wow. You know, I've never been to this new pad of yours before. It's so cool! And, that TV! How big is it?"

Michael Myers: "Sixty inches."

Stephen: "I don't know what that means, but that sounds big!"

Michael Myers: "You should also see this..."

-Michael goes over to the window and opens the curtains, revealing the great view of Manhattan from the that high floor of the apartment building. From the window, they can see the sun shining between two large buildings spreading its light.

Stephen: "Wow. Great view!"

Michael Myers: "Sure is. Say, have you had lunch yet?"

Stephen: "Yes. My guardian got me McDonalds along the way here."

Michael Myers: "Oh, okay."

Stephen: "But, I'll have soda."

Michael Myers: "All right."

-Michael goes to the kitchen to get Stephen a soda. Stephen notices the "Freddy vs. Jason" DVD in the living room.

Stephen: "Hey, 'Freddy vs. Jason'!"

Jason Voorhees: "That's right. We brought it over!"

Stephen: "Can I watch it, Dad?"

Michael Myers: "Watch what?"

Stephen: "'Freddy vs. Jason'!"

Michael Myers: "Haven't you seen it already?"

Stephen: "I have. But, I want to see it again. It's so much fun to watch."

Jason Voorhees: "It's true. 'Freddy vs. Jason' does have great re-watchability value."

Michael Myers: "But, you guys just watched this morning."

Jason Voorhees: "Hey, I don't care. I could watch it a hundred times in a row and never get bored!"

Freddy Krueger: "I wouldn't mind watching it again. I just love watching myself throw pussface around like a pinball!"

Michael Myers: "I don't know. I wanted to show Stephen another movie."

Stephen: "Please."

-Freddy and Jason join in with Stephen.

Freddy Krueger: "Please!"

Jason Voorhees: "Pretty, pretty please!"

-Michael sighs.

Michael Myers: "Oh, all right."

Stephen: "All right!"

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah!"

-Freddy, Jason, Michael and Stephen, get around the sofa to watch "Freddy vs. Jason." Later on in the evening, Stephen has went back to his guardians and Freddy and Jason are still chillin' with Michael at his pad. They are watching the news.

Michael Myers: "Hey Jason? Want to get all of us some beer?"

-Jason jumps from his seat excitedly, then stops and sits down.

Jason Voorhees: "I don't think so."

Michael Myers: "Hey, we know you've been drinking more responsibly. Go ahead. Grab a Budweiser from my fridge. Unless, you had one already today."

Jason Voorhees: "Oh no, I didn't."

-Michael turns to Freddy.

Freddy Krueger: "He didn't. I know."

-Michael turns back to Jason.

Michael Myers: "Go ahead."

-Jason jumps back up.

Jason Voorhees: "Okay!"

-Jason walks over to the kitchen to get the beer.

Michael Myers: "Oh, and Jason, grab us some my Cuban cigars as well."

Jason Voorhees: "Of course!"

-Jason runs for the kitchen to get the beer and Cuban cigars. He opens the fridge, goes through the beers and grabs two Budweisers. He turns back to Michael.

Jason Voorhees: "Molson Ice, right?"

Michael Myers: "You got it."

-Michael turns to Freddy.

Michael Myers: "Has he really been drinking less lately?"

Freddy Krueger: "I can't watch him 24/7, but in the last five months I've hung around him, he's drank less."

Michael Myers: "That's good."

-Jason comes back with their beer and Cuban cigars. Jason sits back down on the sofa, ready to drink his Budweiser.

Jason Voorhees: "Bottoms up!"

-Freddy, Jason and Michael, all gulp down their beers at once and simultaneously set down the bottles. They take their Cuban cigars and start smoking them. Freddy turns to Michael.

Freddy Krueger: "I've always been curious. Why is it you don't have Stephen live with you? Why do you make him live with foster parents?"

Michael Myers: "Because, I know that if Stephen lived with me long enough, my murderous impulses would kick in and I wouldn't be able to control myself. I don't want that to happen. So, I set him up with a good couple and I see him once or twice a week."

Freddy Krueger: "Oh, okay."

-Freddy sighs.

Freddy Krueger: "But, doesn't it bother that you can't be with him as long as, say, regular parents?"

Michael Myers: "Not really. I work around my personal and evil boundaries. I see Stephen when I can. I'm satisfied the way it is, because I'm in control."

Freddy Krueger: "But, doesn't it suck that you can't tuck him in at night, wake up in the morning and make him cereal, all that?"

Michael Myers: "Part of me does, but the other part knows I can't do that. Not as long as I'm stuck with this thorn curse."

-Michael turns to Freddy.

Michael Myers: "Why? This doesn't have to do with Maggie, does it?"

Freddy Krueger: "What do you think?"

Michael Myers: "I don't know what it feels like to have supernatural boundaries keeping you from ever seeing your daughter. But, I imagine it must suck and be depressing."

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, it is. But, I have some perks. I can always spy on her when she's dreaming. This way, I know if she's happy, like if she has happy dreams. And, if anybody ever does her wrong..."

Michael Myers: "You can give that somebody a nightmare they'll never forget, right?"

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, exactly! I can't ever spend quality time with her, but I can help her along the way."

Michael Myers: "At least you can do that."

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah..."

-A tear rolls down Jason's hockey mask. Freddy notices.

Freddy Krueger: "Is that a tear I see?"

Jason Voorhees: "Uh, nothing."

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, sure."

Jason Voorhees: "No, really."

Freddy Krueger: "You can tell us. Are you feeling bad because of..."

Jason Voorhees: "Todd? No! Not at all..."

Michael Myers: "Todd? Are you still troubled over what happened last year?"

Jason Voorhees: "No. Not anymore. I'm fine."
-Suddenly, Jason breaks down.

Jason Voorhees: "Damn it! After hearing you guys talk about your kids, it just got me thinking..."

Michael Myers: "It's okay. We understand."

Jason Voorhees: "Todd was already twenty. And, he was demented psycho like me. Why he just had to go like that...it...it just gets me so angry!"

Freddy Krueger: "Let it out."

Jason Voorhees: "I could have trained him. I could have taught him my tricks. I could introduced a new Crsytal Lake Killer!"

Michael Myers: "Yeah..."

Jason Voorhees: "And, he was stolen from me, just like that!"

-Jason sighs.

Jason Voorhees: "Out of all of us, I could have had a son I could always spend with. I wouldn't have had any boundaries keeping me from seeing him. It...it...it just sucks!"

Michael Myers: "Well, its a sucky world we live in."

-Jason sighs and gulps down more of his beer. So do Freddy and Michael.

Michael Myers: "You know, I'm getting a hankering for Chinese. You guys want some take-out?"

Freddy Krueger: "Of course."

Jason Voorhees: "Sure"

Michael whips out his cell phone and calls a Chinese restaurant.

Michael Myers: "Hello, I'd like order some food for take-out...Where?...Mount Hall apartments. Floor no. 69 and room no. 666."

-Freddy and Jason laugh. So does the Chinese guy on the other line.

Michael Myers: "What? I said that I live on the 69th floor and I live in 666th apartment!"

-Freddy and Jason continue to laugh. So does the Chinese guy.

Michael Myers: "What??"

THE END