-Freddy, Jason, Michael, Chucky and Tiffany, who's eight and half months pregnant, are chillin' at Pinhead's night club.
They celebrate at a table and give cheers to numerous things.
Freddy Krueger: "Cheers to the amazing success and soon-to-be
classic that is 'Freddy vs. Jason'!"
Jason Voorhees: "Yes, cheers to Freddy vs. Jason'!"
Michael Myers: "Cheers
to the hope that Moustapha Akkad doesn't fuck up 'Halloween 9'!"
Jason Voorhees: "Cheers to, hopefully, 'Friday The
13th Part XI'!"
Freddy Krueger: "Cheers to, also hopefully, 'A Nightmare on Elm Street 8'!"
Chucky: "Cheers
to the hopeful success of the upcoming, 'Seed of Chucky'!"
Tiffany: "Cheers to finally getting married to my Chucky!"
-Tiffany
hugs Chucky.
Chucky: "Oh yeah, cheers to that too!"
Tiffany: "And cheers to Emily!"
-Chucky turns to
Tiffany.
Chucky: "Who??"
Tiffany: "Our baby!"
Chucky: "Oh, that's right. You already have a name for
it!"
Tiffany: "That 'it' is she!"
Chucky: "How do you know? You refused to find out the baby's sex when we screened
it with Dr. Giggles!"
Tiffany: "Deep down in my heart, I just have this feeling that our baby will be a girl. My instincts
are telling me."
Chucky: "Well, I think it will be a boy. I want a boy!"
Tiffany: "You men always being so 'macho'!
What is with you and baby girls? Does it make you inferior or something?"
Chucky: "Well..."
-Freddy interrupts
Chucky.
Freddy Krueger: "Let me handle this, Chuck! Being the only representative parent with a daughter at this table,
I can say that having a daughter is very different from having a son. When you are guy with murderous impulses, like most
of us are here, you want to be able to raise a son, so that you can pass on your murderous works to them. The thing with having
a girl is...the girl isn't usually that crazy about killing people, and men are so much more accustomed..."
Tiffany:
"What about me? I'm a girl! I'm a perverted sick fuck just as Chucky and all of you are! That's how I meant Chucky in the
first place!"
Freddy Krueger: "Well, of course. You're part of the minority of few women that are capable of such murderous
impulses."
Michael Myers: "Yeah, there only so many women serial killers out there. I mean, the only widely known one
I can even think of is Aileen Wuornos She was executed back in 1992 for killing seven men. In fact, Charlize Theron is playing
her in a disturbing life-bio thriller called 'Monster,' coming out soon."
Jason Voorhees: "And, when it comes to men,
there's Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dawmor, Freddy, Michael, Chucky and of course, me!"
Freddy Krueger: "Of course, there's
more male serial killers than just that. Including Ed Gien. He was inspiration for Norman Bates in 'Psycho' and Leatherface
in 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre'."
Tiffany: "Okay, so there are more male serial killers out there..."
-Tiffany
turns to Chucky.
Tiffany: "...But that doesn't mean that Emily will go soft on you when you try her to teach your tricks."
Chucky:
"Who says that our baby will be girl?!"
-Tiffany sighs in frustration.
Tiffany: "This is what I don't get about
you! What would be so horribly wrong if our baby turned out to be a girl? Honestly, I think it would be better if we got a
girl. You would to learn to better control your temper, and more importantly, I would get to see your sweeter side more often."
Chucky:
"What sweet side??"
Tiffany: "Oh, am I embarrassing you in front of your friends?"
-Tiffany turns to Freddy,
Jason and Michael.
Tiffany: "Guess what? Chucky is not always a mean SOB all the time! In his vulnerable moments, he
is very sweet and kind!"
Chucky: "What?! What are you talking about?"
Tiffany: "Hey don't be shy! All men have
their vulnerable points. And, so do you!"
-Chucky turns away in embarrassment. Freddy, Jason and Michael, laugh.
Michael
Myers: "Hey Chucky, it's okay. We all our vulnerable points. When I'm with my son, Stephen, I'm a very loving a father."
Freddy
Krueger: "And, even though I never get to see my up daughter, Maggie, I always prepare ill-fated nightmares to those that
diss her!"
Jason Voorhees: "And, I don't know how to say this, but I really want to meet my son, Todd!"
-Chucky,
still embarrassed, turns back to everybody.
Chucky: "Leave me alone!"
-Chucky walks away from the group and
heads for the bar at the side.
Michael Myers: "Hey Chucky, come back!"
Tiffany: "Don't worry about him, he'll
be okay. He's been this way before. He's like this at his most vulnerable. He'll come around."
-Tiffany sighs.
Michael
Myers: "I guess, deep down underneath, Chucky still has to grow up."
Tiffany: "Yes, he does. I think he'll finally
get over this when I have Emily."
Michael Myers: "You really sure the baby is going to be a girl?"
Tiffany:
"Like I said, my instinct is telling me. It's the same instinct that told me that Chucky was the right guy."
Michael
Myers: "He'll grow up. Jason sure has. A month ago, he wasn't so sure about meeting his son. And just like he said just now,
he's ready to meet him."
Jason Voorhees: "Hell, yeah!"
-Tiffany turns to Jason in surprise.
Tiffany:
"You a have son?"
Jason Voorhees: "Yeah. He's like twenty years old now."
Tiffany: "How? I thought that..."
Jason
Voorhees: "Let's say that back in the early 1980's when I was watching over my turf, Crsytal Lake, I came around and finally
developped a conscience. I had the chance to kill off a female victim, but it would have too easy. She had passed out."
Tiffany:
"Oh..."
Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, I wanted a piece of all the action going on around camp! I wanted to see what all the
fuss was with the counsilors always sleeping around."
Tiffany: "So, what happened with the victim?"
Jason Voorhees:
"Well, she tried to abort the baby... thirteen times! That's how strong my blood is!"
-Freddy, Michael and Tiffany,
laugh.
Jason Voorhees: "It obviously never worked to get rid of the baby, so when she finally gave birth to the poor
sucker, she gave it away immediately. When the boy, Todd, hit his eighth year, he apparently was a very disturbed. He drew
gruesome pictures of death..."
Tiffany: "Uh, uh..."
Jason Voorhees: "...And apparently, he saw me in action
in New York in 1989."
Tiffany: "Really?"
Jason Voorhees: "Yeah. From that point on, there were a series of 'accidents'
in which all his foster parents were mysteriously killed."
Tiffany: "Wow. Sounds an awful a lot like... you!"
Jason
Voorhees: "I know! It's so cool!" Tiffany: "Then, why were you not ready to meet him before?"
Jason Voorhees: "I
wasn't sure if he would accept me. I mean, look at me!"
-Jason takes off his mask to reveal his disgusting, muggy and
deformed face to Tiffany.
Tiffany: "Eww!"
Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, I know!"
-Jason puts his mask back on.
Tiffany:
"But, even besides your icky face, he should accept you for who you are. You're his father. You're the reason he's turned
out be a sick fuck!"
Jason Voorhees: "I know! I've just started to realize that."
Michael Myers: "And apparently,
Todd works as a surgeon at the same hospital that your baby will be delivered."
Tiffany: "Hey, that's cool. You should
meet him."
Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, I definitely want to now. Like father, like son!"
Tiffany: "You have a picture
of him?"
Jason Voorhees: "Actually, yeah. I got one from a source just recently."
-Jason whips out a picture
of Todd and shows it to the group. He's rugged looking and has a square jaw. That's when Tiffany suddenly freaks out.
Tiffany:
"Um, uh, I think my water just broke!"
Michael Myers: "You sure?"
-Tiffany looks below.
Tiffany: "Yes!
My water definitely just broke! Get Chucky! I need to go to the hospital!"
-Michael yells over Chucky at the bar.
Michael
Myers: "Hey Chuck, Tiffany's in labor."
-Chucky looks around in surprise.
Chucky: "Huh?!"
-Chucky jumps
off the stool at the bar and runs over to Tiffany at the table.
Chucky: "That can't be. The baby is due in two weeks!"
Tiffany:
"Well, I guess the baby wants out now!"
Chucky: "Uh, we better go to the hospital then!"
Tiffany: "No shit!
Let's go!"
-Freddy, Jason, Michael and Chucky lead Tiffany out of Pinhead's night club and to Jason's BMW Z5 SUV in
the parking lot. Jason is the only with a vehicle with a back seat. Meanwhile, Pinhead looks at the mess Tiffany left on the
floor. He sighs and signals for one of his cenobites. A short cenobite wearing a slick, black, rubber suit and twisted face
with piered rings arrives. His face is so twisted, it stretches over his head. He is not a pretty sight.
Pinhead: "Get
the mop. There's another icky mess from a woman tonight."
Stretch-skinned cenobite: "Yes, sir."
-Back to the
others, Jason drives Chucky and Tiffany to the hospital. Chucky consoles Tiffany in the back seat while Freddy sits up in
passanger seat in the front. Leading them to the hospital, Michael is driving his Corvette. In his SUV, Tiffany is in labor
pain.
Tiffany: "...Uh, uh, uh..."
Chucky: "It's okay. You'll be alright. We'll make it to the hospital."
Jason
Voorhees: "Uh, while back there, could you guys, um, try not to leave a mess...?"
Chucky: "Hey, Tiffany is in labor!"
Jason
Voorhees "Okay! Okay!"
-Michael drives around a right corner. Jason follows. Not paying attention to the road, Jason
runs over a couple just starting to walk across the street and leaves their bodies mangled. Chucky and Tiffany notice and
freak out.
Tiffany: "Ah!"
Chucky: "Hey Jason, watch the road!"
Jason Voorhees: "What?"
Freddy
Krueger: "You just ran over two people!"
Jason Voorhees: "What? No, I didn't!"
Freddy Krueger: "Yes you did.
I saw it with my own eyes and felt the bump!
Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, well, they just weren't ready for me, that's all!"
-Not
paying attention to the road again, Jason runs over another a couple crossing the street. Chucky and Tiffany feel the bump
and freak out.
Tiffany: "Ah!"
Chucky: "Jeez!"
Freddy Krueger: "Will I have to take over for you?"
Jason
Voorhees: "Hell, no! This is my car! I'm driving!"
Freddy Krueger: "Then, just pay better attention to the road and
follow Mike."
Jason Voorhees: "Fine!"
-Jason pays attention to the road and follows Michael. Michael drives
around a left turn. Jason follows. They start down the Woody Allen Ave. That's when Jason starts to speed up. He gets pretty
close to Michael's Corvette.
Freddy Krueger: "Hey, slow down."
Jason Voorhees: "What?"
-Jason speeds
up faster.
Freddy Krueger: "Jason, slow down!"
Jason Voorhees: "What's up your ass?! My driving is fine!"
-Jason,
driving even faster is nearing Michael's Corvette. Michael notices and drives out of Jason's way. Jason speeds by Michael
and down the road.
Michael Myers: "What the...?"
Freddy Krueger: "Jason, what are you doing?"
-Jason
suddenly starts driving from left to right. He misses cars by inches.
Freddy Krueger: "Jason, are you drunk?"
Jason
Voorhees: "Me, drunk? No way!" *Burp*
Freddy Krueger: "You are drunk!"
Jason Voorhees: "No, I'm not!"
-Jason
drives to the left and barely misses an oncoming car. He drives to his right and bumps into a car. Jason regains control of
his SUV, but the car ends crashing into another car.
Freddy Krueger: "Give me the wheel!"
-Freddy tries to stop
Jason, but Freddy shoves him away.
Jason Voorhees: *Burp* "Hey, stop that!"
-Jason drives around more cars.
He bumps into another car into a group of oncoming cars on the other side of the road. The car crashes into one of the cars
and they all crach into eachother, via front-to-back, front-to-side, back-to-side, etc. It is a big mess. Jason continues
to drive recklessly and Freddy continues to try to stop Jason.
Freddy Krueger: "Let me take over! You aren't in the
state of mind to drive!"
-Jason shoves Freddy away again. Freddy sighs.
Freddy Krueger: "You only had to two
beers at Pinhead's night club and it takes three to get you drunk. How are you drunk now? Did you have any beer before we
left for the club?"
Jason Voorhees: *Burp* "I had to three before we left!" *Burp*
Freddy Krueger: "Oh my gost!
Stop this vehicle at once before you us all killed!"
-Jason continues driving in his drunk state of mind. He drives
to the left to the oncoming cars. Freddy grabs the wheel and steers to the right in the nick of time.
Freddy Krueger:
"Jason, let go of the wheel!"
-Jason drives back to the left to the oncoming cars. He swipes to the right in time.
One of the oncoming cars, however, is distracted by the SUV's sudden movement and is sent driving into a group of cars on
the other side of the road. In the car is film critic, Richard Roeper.
Richard Roeper: "Oh, shit!"
-Richard
Roeper crashes into one of the cars. All the cars crash into eachother, via front-to-back, front-to-side, back-to-side, etc.
Another mess of cars. Richard Roeper freaks out over his now totalled car.
Richard Roeper: "First, 'Freddy vs. Jason,'
and now this?!"
-Michael is barely making around the crashed cars as he follows Jason's crazy driving down Woody Allen
Ave. He whips out his cell phone and calls Freddy. Freddy hears his cell phone. His ring is the eerie theme from "A Nightmare
on Elm Street." He answers it.
Freddy Kreuger: "Mike?"
Michael Myers: "Is Jason drunk?"
Freddy Krueger:
"How'd you guess??"
Michael Myers: "Stop Jason!"
Freddy Krueger: "I'm trying to, but can't. He won't budge.
He's a machine!"
-Michael hears Chucky and Tiffany in the background.
Tiffany: "He's crazy!"
Chucky:
"Stop that motherfucker!"
Michael Myers: "Fred, I'll drive to the side of Michael and try to stop him. Stay put."
Freddy
Krueger: "Like I have anywhere else to go!"
-Freddy turns to Chucky and Tiffany.
Freddy Krueger: "Mike is going
to stop Jason. Hold on to your seats!"
-Michael starts driving up to right side of Jason's BMW X5 SUV. He backs away
when Jason steers right and bumps into a car. He sends the car crashing into another car, leaving a firey explosion. Jason
steers left and Michael quickly takes the oppoturnity to catch up to Jason swipe and him with his Corvette. Michael mutters
to himself and to the Corvette.
Michael Myers: "I really don't want to this babe, but...
-Michael suddenly side-swipes
Jason's SUV. In response, Jason winds up bumping his head against the car window and passes out. He was too drunk to take
it anymore and the bump only confirmed it. Freddy quickly grabs the steering wheel and slams on the breaks. The SUV screeches
several inches and eventually stops. Freddy, Jason, and Tiffany sigh of relief. Michael stops his Corvette and gets out. Freddy
steps out from the passanger side of the Jason's SUV.
Michael Myers: "Quick, grab Jason from the driver's seat and
haul him up to your side."
-Freddy and Michael go around to the left side of the SUV and open up the driver's side
door. Jason, passed out, falls from the seat to the ground. He was not even wearing his seatbelt. Freddy and Michael pick
up Jason and struggle to carry him around to the passanger side of the SUV. They make it and push him up to the seat. They
lay him back and close the door. Michael turns to Freddy.
Michael Myers: "Take a right turn at the second right coming
up. St. Agnes Hospital is just up the road. Drive there carefully."
Freddy Krueger: "Gotcha."
-Freddy walks
around to the driver's seat. Michael hears Tiffany in labor pain.
Tiffany: "...Uh, uh, uh..."
Michael Myers:
"Don't worry, you two. It's okay. You'll be there in a jiffy."
Chucky: "What's up Jason's ass?! He almost fucking killed
us!"
Michael Myers: "His drinking got the better of him. Don't worry, though. You're better in hands now."
Chucky:
"We fucking better be!"
Tiffany: "...Uh, uh, Chucky don't course around Emily!"
Chucky: "For Christ's sake..."
Tiffany:
"Chucky!"
Chucky: "Okay! Okay!"
-Freddy drives Chucky and Tiffany away. Michael turns back to his Corvette and
sighs seeing the slight damage taken when he side-swiped Jason's SUV. He steps in the Corvette and drives for the hospital.
Moments later, Michael meets Freddy at the entrance of the hospital. Chucky helps Tiffany out of the BMW X5 SUV. Jason is
still passed out in the passanger seat in the front.
Michael Myers: "Watch Jason for a moment and see if you can wake him up. I'll lead Chucky and Tiffany inside and get
assistance. I'll be back."
-Michael starts leading Chucky and Tiffany into the hospital. A group of people walking
out of the hospital look in surprise at the two dolls walking up to the entrance. Chucky snaps back at the people.
Chucky:
"What are you fuckin' lookin' at?!"
-The people immediately turn away. Michael, Chucky and Tiffany go into the hospital.
Freddy laughs, then turns to Jason.
Freddy Krueger: "Hey Jason, wake up."
-Jason doesn't wake up.
Freddy
Krueger: "Jason, wake up!"
-Freddy shoves Jason, but Jason doesn't respond. He shoves Jason again. No response. That's
when Michael comes back. Freddy turns to Michael.
Freddy Krueger: "Jason won't wake up."
Michael Myers: "What?"
Freddy
Krueger: "Jason won't wake up! He's too out of it or something!"
Michael Myers: "Then, we better get some help."
-Michael
goes back into the hospital. Moments later, he's back with some assistants with a stretcher. The assistants look in surprise
at Jason.
Michael Myers: "Our friend has passed out from too much alcohol. He won't respond."
-The assistants
hesitantly walk up to the passanger side seat of the SUV where Jason lays passed out. They check him out.
Assistant:
"He is way out of it. He has to have his stomach pumped."
Freddy Krueger: "Stomach pumped?!"
Assistant: "Yes,
if we don't get that alcohol pumped out him, he could die right on the spot."
-The assistants open the passanger side
door and Jason falls from the seat to the ground. Freddy and Michael struggle to pick up Jason and lay on the stretcher. The
three assistant struggle to push the stretcher into the hospital. When they get into the hospital, Freddy turns to Michael.
Freddy
Krueger: "I'll watch over Jason. You console Chucky."
Michael Myers: "All right."
-Freddy follows the assistants
down the right hallway. Michael walks down the left hallway where Tiffany was taken. Meanwhile, Todd, Jason's son, is taking
organs out the body of a recently deceased man. The man was signed an organ doner and his heart and liver were going to be
taken to recepients.
-With the man's chest open up, Todd looks at the spagheti of lungs and guts in front of him.
He gently grabs the heart and starts to pull it away from the body. The heart, which has three chambers, is attached to three
cord-like connections to the body. He carefully cuts one of the connections and blood slightly spurts out. That's when James,
a co-worker, comes into the room.
James: "Hey Todd, when this shift is over, the staff will be going over to Rudy's
Steakhouse. Want to come?"
-Todd, keeping very careful attention to what he's doing, doesn't respond.
James:
"Todd?"
Todd: "No thanks."
James: "Why not, we'd all like you be there. Candy especially..."
-James turns
to Todd as if he has a big secret to share.
James: "I think she likes you!"
-James breaks Todd's concentration.
He cuts the connection at the wrong place and blood spurted all over. Todd sighs in frustration.
Todd: "Dammitt, James!
I already told you 'no thanks'! Isn't that enough?"
James: "Hey, chill out. I'm just trying to be nice. You know, you've
been working here for a few months now and you've hardly spoken to anyone. The staff are starting to suspect you're a sociopath
or nuts in the heads, or something."
-Todd turns to James in suspicious manner.
James: "But, I'm not going to
just prejudge you like that. I don't know you too well, so how can I?" I'm just trying to invite you out with the staff for
a little turnout, that's all. I wouldn't want you to get a bad name before you are ready to say 'hi' everybody."
-Todd
sighs.
Todd: "Okay."
James: "Cool. I'll meet you at ten when our late shift is over."
Todd: "All right."
-James
starts to walk away. Todd turns back to James.
Todd: "Oh, and James..."
-James stops and turns back to Todd.
Todd:
"...Sorry about that outburst. I'm just under a lot of pressure."
James: "That's okay. We all are."
-James walks
away. Todd goes back to what he was doing. He gently takes hold of the heart with one hand and with the other cuts the last
connection. A little bit of spurts out and Todd ties up the three ends, then gently places the heart in cold storage for the
time being.
-That's when Todd notices some oddly familiar. From the open doorway, he sees some of the staff push a
stretcher with a weird figure in the hallway. The figure wore a white hockey mask and had grungy clothes. That's when Todd
is hit with a flashback.
(Flashback to 1989)
-Todd is in New York on vacation with his foster family. He was
just eight years old. He sees a figure with a white hockey mask and grungy clothes chasing two teens down the street. He noticed
the figure go after them with a certain scary persistence as if he would never give up. No New Yorkers were helping the poor
teenagers. The noticed them being chased, but they didn't care. That's when his foster mom turns to him.
Mom: "It's
okay, Todd. That's nothing. He's just another New York psycho."
-The words repeat in Todd's mind.
Mom: "...Just
another New York psycho...just another New York psycho...just another New York psycho...just..."
(End of Flashback)
-Todd's
flashback is interrupted by another co-worker, Candy.
Candy: "Todd, you okay?'
Todd: "Oh, uh, I'm fine. I'm
just tired."
Candy: "Oh, all right. So, you going to Rudy's Steakhouse with the staff later? I would like it if you
came."
Todd: "Oh, uh..."
-Meanwhile, Jason consoles Chucky outside Tiffany's room while Tiffany is assisted
by the hospital staff.
Chucky: "I can't believe this is happening."
Michael Myers: "I know what you mean."
Chucky:
"I've prepared for this in my mind, but when it really happened, I didn't know what to do. It's liking taking a major test."
Michael
Myers: "Life is one big test. It's all a matter of your actions."
Chucky: "I don't if I'm ready for this."
Michael
Myers: "Don't say that."
Chucky: "No, really. Deep down inside, I don't know I'm capable of being a father figure.
I mean, Tiffany isn't just expecting me this kid my tricks. She's going to expect me to be a loving father to him, and I don't
if I can do that."
Michael Myers: "Don't you mean to her?"
Chucky: "Oh, I don't really care if the baby turns
out to be a girl..."
-Chucky turns to Michael as if he has a big secret to share.
Chucky: "...But, I really
want to have a boy! Dammit it, I want a boy!"
-Michael laughs.
Michael Myers: "I know what you mean!"
Chucky:
"But even if it baby does turn out to be a boy, what it...
-Chucky sighs.
Chucky: "What if I don't live up to
the standards of a father?"
Michael Myers: "There aren't really any standards. It all depends on how you raise the
kid. All fathers are different in that way."
Chucky: "What about you?"
Michael Myers: "What about me?"
Chucky:
"What about you and your kid, Stephen? Apparantly your ties with him is more than just blood, yet you've become a loving father
to the little brat. How do you do it?"
-Michael sighs.
Michael Myers: "It wasn't easy. I had to figure out my
priorities first. Upon gaining my own conscience back in `95, I could have easily taken care of him. But, I didn't it. I felt
a new lease on life. I had a sense of freedom. Something I didn't have when I was under the power of the man in black. When
I realized that I had son, I didn't want to lose that privelage. Despite being the evil boogeyman, I vowed I'd try to raise
the kid to be decent person. Not another scum of the earth."
Chucky: "But, how do you conceal your identity from him?
What about his ties to his niece?"
Michael Myers: "I cover that up. I tell him that his mother died in accident. Just
like Laurie supposedly was. I obviously don't tell him about his true ties with his niece, how can I? If anything, I try to
keep him from the evil things and guide him on a positive lifestyle. I also know that I can't keep him from seeing that particular
horror film, 'Halloween.' He's shown a liking to the horror genre over the years, mainly due to the influences of his 'Uncles,'
Freddy and Jason. I let him see that film a while ago and told him that I adopted certain aspects from its star. I also tell
him to avoid the terrible sequels!"
Chucky: "And, they are too!"
-Michael turns to Chucky in a threatening manner.
Chucky turns away. Michael laughs at Chucky.
Michael Myers: "I'm just kidding! I know that you mean that!"
Chucky:
"But, I do!"
-Michael turns to Chucky in a threatening manner again. Chucky turns back to Michael also in a threatening
manner. Michael and Chucky laugh at eachother. Meanwhile, Freddy consoles Jason as his stomach is being pumped of alcohol
in another room. Jason is still unconscience. Freddy sits back in a chair sighing.
Freddy Krueger: "Come on Jason,
get out of this. You've survived far worse things."
-Jason's stomach continues to be pumped, but he doesn't kick back.
The doctor pumping Jason's stomach turns to Freddy.
Doctor: "Having your stomach pumped of alcohol is very serious.
Not a lot of people survive the procedure. Often, they're organs have already failed functioning beforehand."
Freddy
Krueger: "Wow, that's enlightening!"
Doctor: "I'm just saying that in general. I've seen a lot of people die to this."
Freddy
Krueger: "Well, you don't know Jason."
-Meanwhile, Chucky is in Tiffany's room consoling her over. Tiffany is now on
pain killers over the labor.
Tiffany: "Thank goodness I have pain killers. If this were the stone-age, I'd be flippin
out over the pain!"
Chucky: "I just hope you're okay."
Tiffany: "Don't worry, I am."
Chucky: "I've thought
a lot about this. I really don't care if the baby turns out to be a girl. I mean, I do, but I wouldn't be upset over it. The
baby's sex really doesn't matter that much."
Tiffany: "I know."
Chucky: "I just want you know that whatever
the baby turns out be - a girl, a boy, or even a green alien - I'll be there for it."
Tiffany: "I'm glad you'll be.
I'll want you to be there."
Chucky: "And, I will."
-Chucky hugs Tiffany. Tiffany's eyes tear up.
Chucky:
"Why are you crying?"
Tiffany: "Because, I'm so happy. Things are really going right."
-Chucky sits back and
laughs
Chucky: "Going right? We're dolls!"
Tiffany: "Well, yeah, we are. But, we've been dealing with it. What
I'm really thinking of is when we were pure human beings back in 1988. We were cool. We had the touch. I was hoping back then
that you would eventually ask me to marry you. And, that we'd get to have kids."
-Tiffany's eyes tear up.
Tiffany:
"Then, you suddenly set out to have set one more score. You said it would be the last. But, it wasn't. You were shot and you
had no choice but to transfer your soul into that darn Good Guy doll. I wasn't able find any trace of you or the supposedly
possessed doll for ten years."
-Tears roll down Tiffany's cheeks. Chucky hands her a tissue.
Tiffany: "But,
I found you. And, you turned me into stupid doll too!"
-Chucky laughs.
Tiffany: "But, we set thing straight
and we on the rocks again. Then off. Then back on. Then off again. And somewhere along the way, I met up with Mini Me and..."
-Tiffany
sighs.
Tiffany: "...But, we got past all that. And you got past Ms. Vivian Van Pelt..."
Chucky sighs. He wasn't
so faithful either.
Tiffany: "And now, we're back where we started again...only as dolls! But, we still work. We still
click. And that stupid doll thing doesn't matter. Because, I'm finally married to you. And, I'm about to have your kid!"
Chucky:
"Yeah!"
-Chucky and Tiffany hug over the emotional moment. Meanwhile, Freddy continues to console Jason. Jason is still
passed out. Freddy sighs and turns to the doctor.
Freddy Krueger: "This taking forever! Did Jason drink that much?"
Doctor:
"How much is 'how much'? How many drinks did your friend have?"
Freddy Krueger: "Apparently, five beers within the
same time range."
Doctor: "If that's the case, then I'm not just pumping out beer from tonight. I'm pumping out beer
from many and many other booze trips. I'm getting different degrees of liquid here."
Freddy Krueger: "Well, that's
Jason for ya. When he comes down to it, he's a machine!"
-Suddenly, Jason starts gurgling out liquid through his mouth
and the holes of his hockey mask. Yet, he was still unconscience.
Freddy Krueger: "What the..."
Doctor: "He's
drowning. He had too much. Your friend is history."
Freddy Krueger: "What?"
Doctor: "I've seen this happen many
times. When pacients start to gurgle out liquid like that, they are drowning within themselves. There's nothing else we can
do help. I'm sorry."
-The doctor is about to stop the machine from pumping alcohol from Jason's body, but Freddy stops
him.
Freddy Krueger: "Not on my watch. There's another way to save him. I know how. Leave that machine on and watch
me in action."
-Freddy sits back and prepares to enter Jason's dreams... Moments later, Freddy is Jason's dreams. The
setting is Crystal Lake. Freddy is standing on dry ground and he sees Jason, the 11 year old variation of himself from 1957,
drowning in the lake. And the lake was full of alcohol, not water.
Freddy Krueger: "Oh, crap..."
-Within the
dream, Jason was drowning in an alcohol-filled Crstal lake - just as he was drowing in reality. Little Jason calls for help
struggling to stay at the surface of the alcohol. He wasn't that good of a swimmer when he drowned in 1957.
Jason Voorhees:
"Help!"
-Jason sinks back in the water, then struggles to get back up.
Jason Voorhees: "Help!"
Freddy
Krueger: "I have to do something. But, what?"
-Suddenly, Freddy runs off the dock and dives into the water. He swims
towards Jason in attempt to rescue him, but finds himself unable to. The distances remains the same as if his swimming wasn't
making any difference. He was swimming to him, but Jason was getting farther to reach. Freddy swims back to the dock and gets
up.
Freddy Krueger: "I got to rile him up!"
-Freddy calls out to Jason far out in the drowning in the lake.
Freddy
Krueger: "Hey pussface!"
-Little Jason responds briefly by staring at him, then continues drowning.
Freddy Krueger:
"Hey pussface, yeah I mean you! You know what? You suck! You suck like that movie 'Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday'!"
-Little
Jason looks annoyed by Freddy's comments, then continues drowing again.
Freddy Krueger: "Oh, come on! Come on! I know
you more fight than that! You... retard! You're slow, your dumb and your stupid!"
-Little Jason is looking more frustrated
Jason, and continues to drown.
Freddy Krueger: "You know pussface, I always thought you were scared underneath. You
have to be. I mean, here you are drowing in your dreams. Pretty pathetic to me. I thought you were undefeatable! I thought
you were supposed to be stronger than this! You were certainly stronger when I pit you in that nightmare this recently. Now,
you're just weak!"
-Little Jason, getting really angry, starts to sink into the water.
Freddy Krueger: "And,
you know what? I think that 'Friday The 13th Part V: A New Begining' was way better than 'Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason
Takes Manhatten'! Man, 'Jason Takes Manhatten' sucked ass! And, you were actually in that one!"
-Little Jason sinks
back in Crystal Lake.
Freddy Krueger: "Oh, no!"
-Suddenly, Jason, in his older variation, emerges from the lake!
Freddy
Krueger: "Yes! He's back!"
-Jason turns to Freddy in a threatening manner.
Freddy Krueger: "Uh, oh, Jason's
angry!"
-Jason sinks back into the water. A moment later, he rises at the dock. He climbs onto the dock and faces Freddy.
Freddy
Krueger: "Down boy. Be good, Jason!"
-Jason is not happy. He whips out his machete and starts charging Freddy.
Freddy
Kreuger: "Oh, shit!"
-Freddy shrugs and starts charging for Jason. Freddy and Jason meet head on. Their interaction
causes each of them to wake up. Jason ends up crashing from the table in the hospital room to wall squashing the doctor against
it. Freddy falls against the opposite wall. Freddy gets up and goes Jason. Jason looks in surprise at the location he's in
and turns to Freddy. He's about to get up and attack Freddy when Freddy stops him.
Freddy Krueger: "Jason, stop! It's
okay! I just saved you from drowning in your own booze."
Jason Voorhees: "What?!"
Freddy Krueger: "You had to
much to drink. You drove drunk and almost got Chucky, Tiffany and I, killed."
Jason Voorhees: "Yeah right, you little
runt!"
-Jason is about to get up attack Freddy when Michael, who watched the whole thing scene, stops him.
Michael
Myers: "Jason, you almost died. For real. You had too much drink and you almost drowned in the booze. It could have been for
real and you might not have been able to come back."
Jason Voorhees: "No shit?"
Freddy and Michael: "No shit!"
-Jason
sighs and turns to Freddy.
Jason Voorhees: "You rescued me in my dream, didn't you?"
Freddy Krueger: "Sure did."
Jason
Voorhees: "You riled me up!"
Freddy Krueger: "Like I never did before!"
-Jason sighs.
Jason Voorhees:
"Thanks."
Freddy Krueger: "No problem."
-Jason gets ups and cracks his back like nothing every happened.
Jason
Voorhees: "Aww."
-Freddy, Jason and Michael, walk out of the room and head down the hallway.
Michael Myers:
"So Jason, what does this tell you about your drinking habits?"
Jason Voorhees: "That I should drink a little bit less?"
-Michael
stares at Jason with is dead-like eyes.
Jason Voorhees: "That I should drink a little more less?"
-Michael continues
staring Jason down.
Jason Voorhees: "Okay, I should drink a lot less from now on."
Michael Myers: "That's right."
Jason
Voorhees: "And, I will. I can promise you guys that."
Freddy Krueger: "Good."
Jason Voorhees: "How is Chucky
Tiffany doing? Are they okay?"
Michael Myers: "They're okay. Tiffany is now pain killers over the labor and Chucky
is feeling better about becoming a father. They were also freaked over your crazy driving!"
-Jason laughs.
Jason
Voorhees: "They must have been. Sometimes, I scare myself. I'm just glad they're okay."
Freddy Krueger: "What about
me? I was in the passanger side in the front you!"
Jason Voorhees: "What, I can see that you're in one piece!"
-Freddy
and Jason laugh. Jason notices a candy and soda dispencers down the hall.
Jason Voorhees: "If you don't me, I'm going
to have a snack. I'm hungry!"
Freddy Krueger: "Me, too!"
Michael Myers: "All right. Just remember that Tiffany's
room is the second last one on left at the end of this hall."
Jason Voorhees: "Alright."
-Michael walks down
the hallway.
Jason Voorhees: "I want some snacks!"
Freddy Krueger: "I'll join you!"
-Jason goes over the candy machine
next to the soda machine. He puts some change in and picks his candy. That's when Todd appears at the soda machine to get
a drink. He sees Jason and faces him. Jason recognizes Todd from the picture.
Jason Voorhees: "You!"
Todd: "No!"
-Todd
starts to back away.
Jason Voorhees: "Todd!"
Todd: "No!"
-Todd backs away further.
Jason Voorhees:
"Son!"
-Jason starts walking Todd's way. Todd backs way more.
Todd: "No! Stay away from me!"
-Jason walks
closer to Todd.
Jason Voorhees: "Son!"
Todd: "Stay away from me!"
-Todd suddenly starts running away
down the hall. Jason runs after. Freddy keeps ups with Jason. Todd looks back to see Jason running after him.
Todd:
"Stay away from me! Leave me alone!"
-Jason continues after Todd. Freddy catches up with Jason.
Freddy Krueger:
"Why are you chasing him?"
Jason Voorhees: "He's my son. I'm his father. How do you feel about not ever getting to
see Maggie?"
-Freddy turns to Jason fiercely.
Freddy Krueger: "Let's get `em!"
-Freddy and Jason run
after Todd.
Jason Voorhees: "Todd, stop!"
Todd: "No way!"
Jason Voorhees: "Todd!"
Freddy Krueger:
"Hey, Todd!".
Jason Voorhees: "Todd, stop!"
-Todd stops and faces the two scary figures.
Todd: "Why should
I? You're just going to try to kill me!"
Jason Voorhees: "No, I'm not!"
Todd: "I saw you chasing two teenagers
here in New York fifteen years ago. So far, you're doing nothing no different right now."
Jason Voorhees: "It's not
what you think. I came here to meet you. It's important."
Todd: "Oh, really? How?"
-Jason proceeds to tell Todd
the truth. As Todd hears it in his scared state, he practially hears it in slow motion.
Jason Voorhees: "Tooooodd,
I aaaaamm yooouur faaaaatthheeeeerrr!
Todd: "Noooooooooo...!"
Jason Voorhees: "Yeeeeeeeeees...!
Todd:
"Noooooooooo...!"
Jason Voorhees: "Yeeeeeeeeees...!"
Freddy Krueger: "Shuuuutt uuuupp!"
Todd: "No way!
You can't be my father! My father is dead!"
Jason Voorhees: "Todd, I've dead a dozen times and I keep coming back.
I think I'm qualified!"
-Freddy turns to Jason.
Freddy Krueger: "What about just now with the booze? Doesn't
that qualify as the thirteenth?"
Jason Voorhees: "I was close to dying again, but you kept me from it."
Freddy
Krueger: "Oh, okay."
-Todd looks in surprise at the discussion between the two figures.
Todd: "Who are you anyway?"
Jason
Voorhees: "Voorhees, Jason Voorhees!"
Todd: "The Crystal Lake killer?!"
-Freddy, Jason and Todd are near the
entrance area of the first floor. Todd runs out the entrance area and Freddy and Jason follow. Freddy and Jason stop outside
and see Todd running down near the road exiting the hospital parking lot.
Jason Voorhees: "Todd, stop!"
-Todd
stops on the road and faces Jason.
Todd: "Are you the reason I'm emotionally disturbed? Are you the reason I drew obscene
pictures? Are the reason that my fellow peers thought I was crazy in school?"
-Jason doesn't know how to respond.
Jason
Voorhees: "Um..."
Todd: "Screw you!"
-Todd is about to walk away when he's suddenly run over by an out of control
bus!
Jason Voorhees: "No!"
-The bus runs Todd over and crashes into a telephone pole. Todd is still in one piece,
but emotionless. Jason looks in shock. That's when Todd suddenly regains his strength and gradually starts getting up. Jason
sighs of relief. Todd stands up and cracks his back like nothing ever happened. He was of Jason's blood! Having just impossibly
survived the bus, Todd realizes his true ties with Jason. He turns to Jason.
Todd: "Dad!"
Jason Voorhees: "Son!"
-That's
when a car being driven by a drunk driver hits Todd. The impact send Todd across the road into an oncoming car. The car stops
barely in time. That's when the drunk driver crashes into the other car and crushes Todd.
Jason Voorhees: "No!"
-Todd's
body, stuck between two cars, falls forward. Jason looks in shock. But, that's when Todd regains his strength again and gets
back up. He was a machine, just like Jason! Jason sighs of relief again. And that's when the telephone pole the bus crashed
into breaks and starts to fall over Todd and the two cars he is stuck between.
Jason Voorhees: "No!"
-Todd looks
in bewilderment as the telephone pole is about to strike him and the cars he's trapped between.
Todd: "Oh, shit!"
-The
telephone pole hits the cars and from the impact of contracting metal starts electricuting Todd. Jason looks in bewilderment
as Todd is relentlessly shocked by the telephone pole's fall. Jason can't believe what is happening. He found his son and
now his son was dying. There was nothing he could do. The electruting gradually stops and Todd's frantic body falls over burnt
up. Jason waits for moments on end for Todd to regain his strength again. He never does. Freddy turns to Jason.
Freddy
Krueger: "Jason, I'm so sorry. I don't what to say..."
Jason Voorhees: "Then, don't say anything at all!"
-Jason
falls back over the grief.
Jason Voorhees: "Noooooooooo...!"
-Everybody in and around the hospital hears the
cry. Chucky, Tiffany and Michael, hear it as well.
Chucky: "What the hell was that?"
Michael Myers: "I think
there's a mental hospital around here."
-Back outside the hospital, Jason sighs and gets back up.
Jason Voorhees:
"Maybe I wasn't meant to have son."
Freddy Krueger: "Jason, don't say that."
Jason Voorhees: "No, really. I
produced an apparantly brilliant surgeon and what happens when I meet him? He dies."
Freddy Krueger: "He died in accident.
You just saw it with your one good eye."
Jason Voorhees: "Maybe I wasn't supposed to meet him. Maybe I was just suppose
to create him and that was it. Heck, if it weren't for you guys, I never would have known about him. Maybe I wasn't supposed
to know I even had a son."
Freddy Krueger: "What are you saying?"
Jason Voorhees: "Maybe, uh, oh I don't know.
Maybe I never should have been given life at all. Maybe I should have been left dead at the bottom of Crystal Lake."
Freddy
Kreger: "Jason, don't say that!"
Jason Voorhees: "Leave me alone."
-Jason starts to walk away.
Freddy
Krueger: "Jason..."
Jason Voorhees: "I said, leave me alone!"
-Jason walks away in a huff. Freddy looks in surprise
at Jason's behavior.
Later on, Freddy gets back to Michael, Chucky and Tiffany.
Michael Myers: "Where's Jason?"
Freddy Krueger:
"He flew the coup." Michael Myers: "What?"
Freddy Krueger: "He left."
Michael Myers: "What? Why?"
Freddy
Krueger: "Well, he and I just bumped into his son, Todd..."
Michael Myers: "Really?"
Freddy Krueger: "...And,
Todd freaked out and was killed outside in a car accident in the parking lot."
-Everybody responds in shock.
Michael
Myers: "I can't believe it."
Freddy Krueger: "Jason can't believe it either. He freaked out and left."
Michael
Myers: "Really? He just left like that?"
Freddy Krueger: "Yeah. He's really upset."
Michael Myers: "Man..."
Freddy
Krueger: "I don't what to think either. If Jason was gone from our little group, everything would be so... different."
-Everybody
sighs. That's when Tiffany gets back in labor pains.
Tiffany: "Uh, uh, uh, It's at it again!
-Chucky turns to
Michael.
Chucky: "Get the doctor! Tiffany may be ready to give birth!"
-Michael leaves the room to get their
doctor, Dr. Giggles.
Chucky: "This is it. This is the big moment."
Tiffany: "Uh, uh, yeah."
-Michael
returns with Dr. Giggles. Dr. Giggles giggles seeing Tiffany in labor pain.
Dr. Giggle: "Heh, heh, heh!"
Chucky:
"What are you fucking laughing at? Tiffany is in pain again. She might be ready to give birth our baby!"
-Dr. Giggles
checks Tiffany and status at the machine. He giggles to himself.
Dr. Giggles: "Why, I think it's time!"
Chucky:
"Really?"
Tiffany: "Good! I want to finally get this freaking baby out of me!"
Dr. Giggles: "Good. I'll get
you ready."
-Within moments, Dr. Giggles and some nurses are taking Chucky and Tiffany to the emergency room. Tiffany
is laying on the stretcher.
Chucky: "This is it! This is the big moment!"
-The nurses look at the two dolls
strangely. They have never seen them before. Tiffany notices.
Tiffany: "Uh, uh, uh, what are you looking at?!"
-The
nurse immediately turn away. Dr. Giggles and the nurses lead Chucky and Tiffany to the emergency room where the baby will
be delivered. Freddy and Michael wait outside the ER and sit down.
Freddy Krueger: "You know what this means, don't
you? We get to see 'Seed of Chucky' before everybody else!"
Michael Myers: "Ha, ha! Yeah! But actually, Chucky, gets
to see it first. He'll be right there to see it all happen."
Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, he gets to see the gross part!"
Michael
Myers: "Yeah!"
-Freddy and Michael laugh.
Michael Myers: "But, it's weird though. Tonight is the death of a
horror icon's grown up seed and it will also be the birth of another horror icon's seed.
Freddy Krueger: "It's almost
symbolic."
Michael Myers: "Of all things, at least Jason wasn't too attached to Tood. He only actually knew him very
briefly." Freddy Krueger: "Do you think he'll come around?"
Michael Myers: "There's no way to tell. I don't think
he's ever been this upset before."
-in the ER, Dr. Giggles awaits for the baby to come out Tiffany's wombs. Chucky
watches from next to him. Tiffany is labor pain and the nurses are telling her to push.
Nurse #1: "Push! Push like
you never did before!"
Tiffany: "...Uh, uh, aaah...!"
Nurse #2: "Don't stop there. You have to push more!"
-Tiffany:
"...Uh, uh, uh..."
Dr. Giggles: "...Keep pushing, keep pushing..."
-That's when Dr. Giggles spots a problem
on the monitor.
Dr. Giggles: "Uh, oh..."
Chucky: "What's wrong?"
Dr. Giggles: "Uh..."
Chucky:
"Tell me!"
Dr. Giggles: "The baby is going feet first. That can't happen. The baby has to go head first. If the baby
goes feet first, there can problems."
Chucky: "Problems? Are you telling me that my son could end being retarded or
something?"
Dr. Giggles: "Not if you put your hands in Tiffany's womb and manually deliver the baby."
Chucky:
"Uh, what?!"
Dr. Giggles: "I can't fit my hands into Tiffany's womb. She's a doll! Only you can fit your hands in there!"
Chucky:
"Uh..."
Tiffany: "Chucky, deliver the baby!"
Chucky: "Uh, okay!"
-Chucky hesitantly does what he must
do. He sighs as he enters.
Tiffany: "...Uh, uh, uh..."
-Chucky continues doing the job. That's when he get his
hands on the baby.
Chucky: "I got it! I got it!"
Dr. Giggles: "Good, now turn it around."
Chucky: "Alright..."
Tiffany:
"...Uh, uh, uh..."
-Chucky does what he must do.
Chucky: "I did it! I turned it around. I can feel it's head
and everything!
Dr. Giggles: "Excellent! Now gently let it go out the womb."
Tiffany: "...Uh, uh, uh..."
-Chucky
does what he must do. That's when he sees the head starting to come out.
Chucky: "I see it's head! I see it!"
-Chucky
sees the rest of his 'seed' gradually come out of Tiffany's womb. It is a boy! Dr. Giggles and the nurses handle Chucky's
brand new son while Chucky gets excited.
Chucky: "Tiffany, it's a boy! I knew it would be a boy!"
Dr. Giggles:
"Yes, you are now the proud parents of a healthy baby boy."
-Dr. Giggles giggles at the sight of the weird, doll-like
baby."
Tiffany: "...Uh, uh, uh, then why am I still in labor pain?"
-Dr. Giggles looks at the monitor.
Dr.
Giggles: "Because, you have another baby inside of you ready to come out!"
Tiffany: "What?!"
-Chucky turns to
Dr. Giggles.
Chucky: "You told us she had one baby developing in Tiffany when we screened Tiffany's womb!"
-Dr.
Giggle giggles.
Dr. Giggles: "I guess I mistakened second heart beat for my own!"
Chucky: "You fucking moron!"
-Dr.
Giggles continues giggling to himself.
Tiffany: "Chucky, we're going to have twins! We're going to have twins!"
Chucky:
"Yeah...we are!"
-Chucky pushes Dr. Giggles out of the way.
Chucky: "Let me handle this! I'm going to deliver
the baby!"
-Chucky faces Tiffany's womb.
Tiffany: "Uh, uh, uh..."
Chucky: "Keep pushing Tiff. Our second
kid is coming."
Tiffany: "...Uh, uh, uh..."
Chucky: "Don't give up. Keep pushing."
Tiffany: "...Uh, uh,
aaah!..."
Chucky: "I know it hurts Tiff, but don't give up. Keep trying. For me."
Tiffany: "...Uh, uh, uh..."
-That's
when Chucky sees first signs of life.
Chucky: "I see it's head, Tiff! It's coming!"
Tiffany: "...Uh, uh, uh..."
Chucky:
"It's coming! It's coming!..."
-Later on, Chucky and Tiffany look in awe at their two doll-like children in pacient
room. They were fraternal twins. A boy and a girl. Tiffany holds them in arms resting in the hospital bed.
Tiffany:
"We both got what we wanted."
Chucky: "Yeah."
Tiffany: "You got your boy and I got my girl."
Chucky:
"No, I got my boy and girl. And I got you too!"
Tiffany: "Oh, Chucky!"
-Freddy and Michael walk up to the doorway
to the room.
Chucky: "Hey guys, come on in!"
-Freddy and Michael walk in. They look in surprise.
Freddy
Krueger: "Twins?!"
Tiffany: "Yep."
Chucky: "As it turns out, Dr. Giggles was mistaken."
Michael Myers:
"Heh, the guy is a quack anyway."
Dr. Giggles: "What did you say?!"
-Freddy and Michael look around in surprise
to see Dr. Giggles at the doorway of the pacient room. He overheard everything they said. Dr. Giggles walks inside the room.
Dr.
Giggles: "I help you deliver those precious babies and this how you all repay me? By calling me a quack?!"
-Dr. Giggles
walks toward Chucky and Tiffany at the hospital bed. Freddy and Michael try to stop, but Dr. Giggles shoves them away. Dr.
Giggles heads toward Chucky, Tiffany, and their twins.
Tiffany: "Nooo!"
Chucky: "Get away from us you quack!"
-Chucky
and Tiffany look in shock as Dr. Giggle suddenly starts gurgling blood from his mouth. He was just slashed with a machete.
It was Jason! Jason twists the machete around his stomach and Dr. Giggle twitches. He gurgles out more blood and giggles one
more time as Jason in a quick motion whips his machete out from Dr. Giggle's stomach. Chucky and Tiffany look in shock as
Dr. Giggle's body falls over revealing Jason standing there. Chucky: "Jason?!"
Jason Voorhees: "At your service."
-Freddy
and Michael look in surprise.
Michael Myers: "You came back?"
Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, well, what was I going
to do? I lost a son, but I didn't lose you guys..."
-Jason turns to Chucky and Tiffany.
Jason Voorhees: "And,
I certainly wasn't going to let you guys lose your..."
-Jason notices that Chucky and Tiffany have two children instead
of one.
Jason Voorhees: "...Twins?!"
Chucky: "Yeah, well, it's a funny thing. Life is full of surprises."
Freddy
Krueger: "You can say that again."
-Freddy turns to Jason.
Freddy Krueger: "Are you really okay?"
Jason
Voorhees: "I'm alright. It's sad that I lost Todd so soon. But, I also hardly got to know him. I only knew about his existence
since a couple months ago. I didn't know what to expect. But, in the long run, I'm willing to get over it."
Michael
Myers: "You don't need more time to mourn?"
Jason Voorhees: "Well, it will take time to get completely over it. That's
not say that I'm not disappointed right now."
-Jason sighs and turns to Chucky and Tiffany.
Jason Voorhees:
"Congratulations on having twins."
Tiffany: "Thank you."
Chucky: "Yeah."
-Tiffany sighs and turns to
Jason.
Tiffany: "I'm so sorry about Todd."
Jason Voorhees: "It's okay. Really."
-Freddy turns to Chucky
and Tiffany.
Freddy Krueger: "Well, what are you going to name the two suckers?"
-Chucky and Tiffany turn to
eachother.
Chucky: "Well..."
Tiffany: "Beforehand, when I thought we were just going to have a girl, I wanted
to name it Emily. But, Chucky and I just came up with something better for the girl."
Chucky: "Malarie."
Jason
Voorhees: "Malarie?"
Freddy Krueger: "Hey, that's a nice name."
Michael Myers: "It's sort of... elegant."
Chucky:
"And, we agreed to name the boy..."
Tiffany: "Tobey."
Freddy Krueger: "Tobey and Malarie, now that's a good
set of names."
Jason Voorhees: "Yeah."
Michael Myers: "I'm happy for you two."
Chucky: "Thanks."
Freddy
Krueger: "You know, we should take a group picture. This is a major event."
-Freddy whips out a camera and grabs a
nurse from the hallway. Freddy, Jason and Michael, gather at the left and right sides of the hospital bed where Chucky, Tiffany,
and the twins lay on. They all say cheese and smile as the nurse takes their group picture.
THE END
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