Jerry Springer: "Then, why are you on my show?"

The Creeper: "Becuase, he's a bitch! He's my bitch!"

-The Creeper turns to Mark and hugs him. He also sniffs him.

The Creeper: "Mmm...tasty!"

-Mark winces. Jerry Springer turns to Mark.

Jerry Springer: "So, how are involved with this Creeper?"

Mark Patton: "What does it look like? I'm his slave! He's kept me captive for days and won't let me go!"

Jerry Springer: "Uh, uh. And, how are your feelings for The Creeper?"

Mark Patton: "Feelings?! I have no feelings for this jerk. At first, I thought he'd be an understanding guy. Then, he turned into this control freak and strapped this collar around my neck!"

The Creeper: "What? I know you love me, but I didn't know you loved me that much!"

Mark Patton: "Shut up! I don't love you, and I'm certainly not your bitch!"

The Creeper: "Then, why did you go on this show with me?"

Mark Patton: "What are you talking about? You dragged me on this show! Just as you drag me everywhere else. You won't let me out of your sight!"

-Mark kicks The Creeper away, grabs the end of the leash and starts running away. That's when The Creeper whips out an electronic controller, and uses it to electricute the collar around Mark's neck. Mark is briefly electricuted, and he falls over. The Creeper goes over to him, and drags him back to the front stage.

Mark Patton: "Nooo...!"

-Jerry Springer turns to the camera.

Jerry Springer: "We'll be back in moment with more crazy guests and bitches."

-Freddy, Jason, and Michael are laughing their hearts out. Later on in the show, Jerry Springer has interviewed more groups of guests. A fat man and skinny girl, a guy and girl, a straight male tranvestite and a gay female transvestite, two lesbians and man, and another guy and girl.

Jason Voorhees: "When are we going to see Chucky??"

Michael Myers: "He has to be next. The show is almost than halfway through. In these-style episodes, Jerry Springer always goes through first forty minutes to establish the guests. Then, in the last twenty, he lets audience question the guests and pulls paternity tests, and so forth."

-Freddy turns to Michael suspiciously.

Freddy Krueger: "And, would you know that exactly?"

Michael Myers: "I admit it. I do watch this trashy show more frequently now. It makes me feel better about myself, my life, and current situation as it is."

Jerry Springer: "And, now welcome our next guest...Chucky!"

-Chucky, the little, disgruntled Good Guy Doll, comes out from the back to greet Jerry Springer on stage. There are mixed reactions in the audience, as some of the people are familiar with Chucky and others are bewildered by his height. Even Jerry Springer looks in surprise.

Jerry Springer: "Well, uh, welcome to the show, Chucky."

-Chucky climbs onto onto the first chair on stage and sits down.

Chucky: "Same to you, Springer."

Jerry Springer: "So, what brings you to the show?"

Chucky: "As today's topic suggests, my lover is a bitch!"

Jerry Springer: "And, why is your lover a bitch? Who is she?"

Chucky: "My lover is Tiffany, who like me, is a human soul stuck in the doll's body."

Jerry Springer: "Oh, really?"

Chucky: "Yeah. You got a problem with that?!"

Jerry Springer: "Oh no. Not at all!"

Chucky: "Good!"

Jerry Springer: "How did you meet Tiffany?"

Chucky: "I met Tiffany on the set of my last 'Child's Play' film, 'Bride of Chucky'."

-Half the audience claps and cheers, for only so many people are familiar with Chucky and his movies.

Chucky: "And, why is Tiffany is a bitch?"

Chucky: "Let's just say that she's been running around on me. She's behaved unusually lately, because she often ignores me and immediately hangs up her phone as soon as I walk in the room. Not only that, she doesn't even do it for me in bed anymore!"

-The audience boos for Chucky.

Chucky: "It's like she's in her own world now. She used to add a lot of spice and surprise when we do it, and mix it up. Now, she just goes on autopilot!"

-The audience boos again.

Chucky: "And also, when we fight, she has no fight anymore. She just gives and tells me I'm right!"

Jerry Springer: "And you two fight a lot as well?"

Chucky: "Oh, we always fight. It's part of our relationship. We fight, then make up for it. We fight, we fuck. We fight, we fuck. Then, we fight again and fuck once more!"

-The audience claps and cheers at Chucky's kinky relationship with Tiffany.

Jerry Springer: "And now, all that is going down the tubes."

Chucky: "Fuckin' A!"

Jerry Springer: "Well, let's see what Tiffany has to say about this. Welcome our next guest... Tiffany!"

-Tiffany, looking pregnant, walks out on stage to meet Chucky.

Jerry Springer: "And, she's pregnant, too?

Chucky: "Oh, yeah. Almost forgot!"

-The audience boos Tiffany.

Audience: "Boo! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!..."

-Tiffany, looking angry, turns to Chucky.

Tiffany: "Is that what I am to you? A bitch?!"

Chucky: "With the way you've treated me lately...yeah!"

Tiffany: "How can say that? I do everything for you!"

Chucky: "Not satisfactory, do ya! All you've done lately is ignore me and hang up your phone whenever I walk into the room. You don't even try anymore in bed! You just go on autopilot!"

-The audience boos Tiffany.

Chucky: "And to add to that, you often sneak out at night. What the hell is that about?"

Tiffany: "You...you...you're right. I haven't treated you right lately. But, it is only to protect you."

Chucky: "Protect me? Protect me from what?!"

Tiffany: "Unfinished business."

Chucky: "Oh, unfinished business? Tell me!"

Tiffany: "Chucky, it doesn't matter. I'm dealing with it, so that you don't have to worry about it."

Chucky: "Do you have any fucking idea I've worried about you lately? So much, that I had to drag you onto this trashy talk show!"

-Jerry Springer winces and the audience boos and laughs at the same time.

Chucky: "After all this trouble, you're going to tell me about this unfinished business!"

Tiffany: "Fine. But, don't say I didn't warn you.

Chucky: "Oh, I'll be ready!"

Tiffany: "Okay. Chucky, lately I've been a little scared about Emily."

Chucky: "Who?!"

Tiffany: "Our child."

Chucky: "Oh, that's right. You already named the damn thing!"

Tiffany: "Don't curse around our baby!"

Chucky: "For Christ's sake..."

-Tiffany's eyes tear up.

Tiffany: "Don't curse our baby!"

-Tears roll down Tiffany's face.

Chucky: "Okay! Okay! I'm sorry."

Tiffany: "I'm scared over our baby, because...she might not be yours!"

Chucky: "You mean, AHEM, he might not be mine!"

Tiffany: "Uh, Chucky..."

Chucky: "Oh, shit! He might not be mine?!"

Tiffany: "I'm sorry..."

Chucky: "How could you? I thought we were committed to eachother!"

Tiffany: "I thought so too. That was until I found that secret copy of that note you sent to Vivian Van Pelt!"

Chucky: "Who?!"

Tiffany: "Vivian Van Pelt. You threw her body in the river and kept her ring back in 1988. You know, before you transferred your soul into that doll. I didn't you know you were having an affair with her!"

Chucky: "But, I wasn't!"

-Tiffany holds out the secret copy of the note Chucky apparently sent Vivian Van Pelt.

Tiffany: "Then, explain this!"

Chucky: "What? How did you get that?"

Tiffany: "I found this in your secret stash in that airport locker you've kept all this time."

Chucky: "Oh, um, well let me explain."

Tiffany: "You don't have to!"

Chucky: "No, I do! This is not what you think!"

Tiffany: "Yeah, sure."

Chucky: "Tiffany, since we first met, wasn't I always a mean son of a bitch?"

Tiffany: "Of course!"

Chucky: "But, with the exception of that note, wasn't I always committed to you? Didn't I always beat the living shit out of any stranger that laid their eyes on you?"

-Tiffany's eyes tear up.

Tiffany: "Yes!"

Chucky: "Then, are you willing to believe that I wrote that note to Vivian Van Pelt, only to persuade her to meet me, so that I could kill her and snatch her expensive ring?"

Tiffany: "I guess."

Chucky: "Please!"

Tiffany: "Yes! Yes, I can! I knew there wasn't something right that note."

-Chucky jumps off his seat climbs up Tiffany's to hug her. Jerry Springer looks at his clock.

Jerry Springer: "It's great you two have patched things up, but we're a bit behind schedule here. I have to get that last guest."

-Tiffany turns to Jerry Springer.

Tiffany: "No, don't! You can't!"

Jerry Springer: "I'm sorry, but I have to. You told me to get him on the show too."

-Chucky turns to Jerry Springer, then Tiffany.

Chucky: "Who?!"

Jerry Springer: "And, our final guest...Mini-Me!"

-Mini-me, the 1/8 clone of Dr. Evil, runs out on stage to meet everyone. The audience laughs. Chucky looks in disgust, then turns to Tiffany.

Chucky: "Don't tell me you..."

-Tiffany sighs.

Chucky: "Fuck no!"

-Mini-Me is enjoying himself on the stage, flashing his rear end to the audience. The audience is laughing at Mini-Me. That's when Chucky suddenly attacks Mini-Me. He punches the living shit out of him, until Steve and another guard grab him and hold him away. Mine-Me gets up and looks at Chucky angerly. He runs at him and attacks.

-From Michael's TV, Freddy, Jason, and watch as Mini-Me is about to punch Chucky. A cheesy "Whack!" effect is shown to censor the punch. That's when two other guards grab Mini-Me and hold him back. Chucky has a few words Mini-Me. Freddy, Jason, and Michael, watch Chucky have at his words.

TV (Chucky is yelling at Mine-Me, while being held back by the guards): Chucky: "Beep! Beeeep! Beep! Beep! Beeeep!"

-Freddy, Jason, and Michael, all laugh, for they can imagine what words are coming out of Chucky's mouth. Mini-Me has his words with Chucky. Freddy, Jason, and Michael, watch.

TV (Mini-Me is yelling at Chucky, while also be held back by guards): Mini-Me: "Beep! Beep! Beep! Beeeep! Beep! Beep! Beeeep!"

-Back on the stage of "The Jerry Springer Show"...

Chucky: "...And, you are a fucking asshole! Stay away from Tiffany!"

Mini-Me: "Oh, yeah...you fucker?! Tiffany is mine!"

Chucky: "Why, you!"

-Chucky escapes the grasps of the guards and runs to punch Mini-Me. Freddy, Jason, and Michael, watch as Chucky is about to attack Mini-Me and a cheesy "Sock!" effect is used to censor his punch. Freddy, Jason, and Michael, all laugh.

-The guards grab Chucky and throw him back on his chair. Mini-Me's guard's throw him back on another chair next to Tiffany. Mine-Me turns to Tiffany.

Mini-Me: "Why, how are baby?!"

-Tiffany sighs. Chucky turns to Mini-Me.

Chucky: "Hey, leave the fuck alone, you fuckin' son a bitch!"

-The audience laugh at Chucky's constant language. Jerry Springer sighs.

Jerry Springer: "Okay, you two are going to have to lighten up on the language. Both of you, especially you Chucky, are creating unbelievable records for language on my show!"

Chucky: "Fine...as long as that motherfucker moves his seat away from Tiffany!"

-Mini-Me stands up on his chair and grrrrrs at Chucky. Chucky gets up and grrrrrs back. Tiffany sighs. The audience laughs at Chucky's and Mini-Me's antics. The guards order Chucky and Mini-Me to sit back down. Steve, the cool guard, is the one to order Chucky.

Chucky: "Gladly!"

-Chucky and Mini-Me sit back down.

Jerry Springer: "Well, what a battle that was."

-The audience laughs, for Chucky's and Mini-Me's fighting, cursing, and grrrr-ing was quite funny.

Jerry Springer: "Anyway..."

-Jerry Springer turns to Tiffany.

Jerry Springer: "...What does Mini-have to do with all this?"

Tiffany: "Mini-Me is my ex-boyfriend. After I found Chucky's note to Vivian Van Pelt, I got really angry and decided to get back with Mini-Me for a late-night stand."

Mini-Me: "That's right! And, she was great!"

-The audience laughs. Chucky gets up about attack Mini-Me, but Steve pushes him back in his chair. Chucky sighs.

Chucky: "Motherfucker!"

-Tiffany sighs and turns to Chucky.

Tiffany: "I'm sorry! I didn't know. If I knew everything about that note..."

Chucky: "And, you didn't, did you? You know, I would have fucking appreciated if you fucking approached me about this and yelled at me first, before fucking cheating on me.

Tiffany: "I'm sorry!"

Chucky: "Sorry isn't good enough."

Chucky and Tiffany both sigh. Jerry Springer turns to Tiffany.

Jerry Springer: "And, when did this happen?"

Tiffany: "Eight months ago. Right around the time I got pregnant. I don't know who's baby it is."

-Tiffany turns to Chucky.

Tiffany: "That's why I snuck out at night. Mini-Me was always on my case about the baby. He found out I was pregnant three months ago. That's why our relationsip didn't went on the rocks after we made up at the party. I had to keep telling him to leave me alone. And, then I took a paternity test."

Mini-Me: "And, that test will prove the baby to mine! Mine, I tell ya, mine!"

-That's when Chucky gets up, jumps over Tiffany, and attacks Mini-Me. He punches the living daylights out of him. Freddy, Jason, and Michael, see cheesy "Whack!, Sock!, and Shoe!" effects take over the TV screen. Back on stage, Steve grabs Chucky and slams back onto his chair. Chucky sighs.

Chucky: "Thanks, Steve."

Steve: "No problem, Chuck!"

-Jerry Springer turns back to Tiffany.

Jerry Springer: "So, you say that you took a patertinity test?"

Tiffany: "Yes. I had to be sure."

Jerry Springer: "Well, we'll see the results at the end of the show..."

-Tffany looks in surprise.

Jerry Springer: "...Because, I also got Dr. Robert Peters from St. Agnes Hospital here in New York, on the show!"

-The show goes on commercial.

Jason Voorhees: "Man, I can't believe that Chucky is on 'The Jerry Springer Show'!"

Freddy Krueger: "I never realized the show was this hilarious!"

Michael Myers: "Well, of course. Add Chucky to any given show or situation, and the result is sheer hilarity. He has that great a personality!"

-Michael gets up and goes to kitchen.

Michael Myers: "Want snacks?"

Freddy Krueger: "Sure."

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah!"

Michael Myers: "What do you want? Cheesit, chips, doritoes..."

Freddy Krueger: "Actually, did you have any more Cuban cigars left."

Michael Myers: "Oh, yeah. I got a new stash last week!"

-Michael comes back with case of Cuban Cigars. Freddy, Jason, and Michael, smoke them while waiting for "The Jerry Springer Show" to go back on. Finally, the show does go back on.

Jerry Springer: "Welcome back to today's outrageous show. Now is time for audience to ask whatever the hell they want from my guests."

 

-The audience immediately starts raising their hands. Jerry Springer goes over to the guy. All guests consist of the transvestite guy and girl, The Creeper and Mark Patton, a fat man and skinny girl, a guy and girl, a straight guy transvestite and gay girl transvestite, two lesbians and a man, and another guy and girl.

Jerry Springer: "Yes?"

Guy: "I'd like to ask the fat man a question."

-Jerry Springer hands the microphone to the guy.

Guy: "Just what food did you eat while you made love your girlfriend? Greasy burgers from McDonald's and Dunkin Donuts?"

Fat man: "No! For your information, I had the Subway diet all the way!"

Guy: "Oh, really...Jared?! It sure doesnt show!"

Fat man: "Why, you!"

-The fat man starts charging for the guy in the audience. Two guards try hold back the fat man, but aren't strong enough. Two other guards join in, but they don't do any better. The fat man has made it across the stage. Finally, Steve joins in, and with collar The Creeper had on Mark, ties it around the fat man's neck. The Creeper hits the electric controller and electricutes the fat man. The fat man falls back and the guards jump away. But, one guard doesn't make it away in time and gets squashed by the fat man's body.

-The guards try to help the guard out from under the fat man, but can't.

Helpless guard: "It's okay. Go on without me!"

Steve: "No! We aren't going to let die!"

-That's when The Creeper comes to the rescue. He single-handedly picks up the fat man and throws him across the stage.

Jerry Springer: "Uh, thanks for your help, Creeper."

The Creeper: "No problem, Jerry!"

-All in while, Mark tries to sneak away out the back. That's when The Creeper grabs him and slaps the collar back around his neck. He starts dragging him back out stage.

Mark Patton: "Nooo...! Help me!"

Jerry Springer: "Any more questions for our guests?"

-Everyone on stage raises their hand. Jerry Springer picks a young woman and hands her the microphone. The woman turns to The Creeper.

Woman: "How can you treat him like that?"

The Creeper: "Like what?"

Woman: "How can you treat that guy like some slave? He's a human being!"

The Creeper: "Yeah, and he's my bitch, too!"

Woman: "You are control are control freak!"

The Creeper: "Well, I guess so!"

-A guy raises his hand. Jerry Springer goes to him.

Jerry Springer: "Yes?"

Guy: "I'd also like to say something to The Creeper."

-Jerry Springer hands the guy his microphone.

Guy: "Let that poor guy go! You have no right to hold him like a slave!"

The Creeper: "Oh, really?"

Guy: "Yeah! I'd also like to add...'Jeepers Creepers 2' sucked ass"

The Creeper: "Oh, really??"

-The Creeper flies across room, grabs the guy, and breaks through the ceiling. The audience freaks out. In a moment, The Creeper flies back in and sits down. The seat Mark should be in is empty. He whips out the electric controller and presses the button. In the back, Mark is heard screaming through electricution. The Creeper goes back, grabs Mark, and drags him back on stage. Mark is tired from all the electricution The Creeper sits down, looking famished from a meal.

The Creeper: "Any more questions for me?!"

-The audience doesn't respond.

Jerry Springer: "Any questions for our other guests?"

-Several audience members raise their hands. Michael goes to a girl.

Jerry Springer: "Yes?"

Girl: "I'd like to ask Tiffany a question."

-Jerry Springer hands the girl the microphone. The girl turns to Tiffany.

Girl: "Why didn't you consult Chucky about the note first?"

Tiffany: "I was upset and angry. Chucky had, seemingly, went out of his way to see another woman. So, I decided to go out of my way to meet another man."

-A guy raises his hand. Jerry Springer goes to him.

Man: "I'd like to ask Chucky a question."

-Jerry Springer hands the guy a microphone.

Guy: "Are you going to stay with Tiffany?"

Chucky: "I'm not sure. It guess it depends on who the father of the her baby is."

Mini-Me: "Yeah, and I'm the father!"

-Chucky turns to Mini-Me, and has a few words. Freddy, Jason, and Michael, watch.

TV (Chucky is having a few words with Mini-Me): "Beeeep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beeeep! BEEEEP!"

-Mini-me has a few words with Chucky.

TV (Mini-me has a few words with Chucky): Beep! Beep! Beeeep! Beeeep! Beep! BEEEEP!"

-That's when Chucky attacks Mini-Me. He beats the living crap out of him. Then, Mini-Me turns around and starts beating up Chucky. That's when two guards pick up Mini-Me and try hold him back. Mini-Me resists and bites off part of the guard's ear.

Guard: "Aaah!"

-Mini-Me goes to attack Chucky. Chucky gets up, and seeing Mini-Me coming for him, he slams him to the ground to ground and punches the living shit out him. That's when Steve and another guard grab Chucky and slam him back in his seat. Two other guards do the same with Chucky. The audience is clapping and cheering for Chucky. Jerry Springer turns to the camera.

Jerry Springer: "We will be right back with more questions from the audience.

-Later on, towards the end of the show, audience members have asked questions to the rest of the guests, and Jerry Springer is about to reveal the results from Tiffany's paternity test.

Jerry Springer: "Now, it comes down to the final segment of our show - the paternity test!"

-The audience clap and cheer.

Jerry Springer: "But, before we reveal the test results, I'd like to question Chucky and Tiffany once more."

-Jerry Springer turns to Chucky.

Jerry Springer: "Chucky, how are feeling now about your relationship with Tiffany?"

Chucky: "I don't know. I guess I'm still shell-shocked."

-Tiffany turns to Chucky.

Tiffany: "Please don't say that. Despite what I did, I love you and love you with all my heart."

Chucky: "I don't know how I can forgive you."

Tiffany: "Chucky, I know you well. You're just saying that to sound tough. I know you love me! Tell me that right now!"

Chucky: "Tell you what?"

Tiffany: "That you love me!"

Chucky: "Well..."

Tiffany: "Tell me you love me!"

-The audience cheer Tiffany on.

Audience: "Tell her! Tell her! Tell her!..."

-Chucky looks in disbelief at the audience's antics.

Tiffany: "Tell me you love me!"

Audience: "...Tell her! Tell her! Tell her!..."

-Back at Michael's pad...

Freddy, Jason, and Micheal: "...Tell her! Tell her! Tell her!..."

Tiffany: "Tell me you love me!"

-Tiffany's eyes tear up.

Audience: "...Tell her! Tell her! Tell her!..."

Tiffany: "You can't say that, after all this time we've been together, that you don't have feeling toward me and love me! Tell me you love me!"

-Tears roll down Tiffany's face. Chucky sighs.

Chucky: "I do love you! I do. But, I don't know what to feel after you...were with...him!"

Tiffany: "I told, Chucky. I only went back to him, because of the note. I didn't know the whole story about it."

Chucky: "Then, I should tell you something too. I did see Vivian Van Pelt."

Tiffany: "What?"

Chucky: "It was after that fight we had."

Tiffany: "I can't believe you! You did see her!"

Chucky: "But, it's not what you think. I wasn't see her behind your back."

Tiffany: "Then, how were you seeing her?"

Chucky: "Because, we were on a break, that's why!"

Tiffany: "Oh, please!"

Chucky: "But, we were on a break!"

Tiffany: "We had fight! You call the time we had after fighting, 'a break'?"

Chucky: "I thought...that you were leave me."

Tiffany: "But, I would never leave you!"

Chucky: "And, this is why we should stay together. You know, we've both been responsible for infidelity in one way or another. But, despite that, we both feel bad about it, and feel for eachother. I do love you, just as you love me. I want to stay together. I want to have our baby!"

Mini-Me: "You mean my baby!"

Chucky: "Shaddup!"

Tiffany: "You really feel that way?"

Chucky: "Yes. We've been together to just break up. I want have this baby!"

-Tiffany's eyes tear up.

Tiffany: "What if the baby's not yours?"

Chucky: "I don't want to go there. But, I just have this feeling that it is mine. I mean, look the number of times we've done it!"

-The audience claps and cheers for Chucky and Tiffany.

Tiffany: "Okay, let's have our baby!"

-Tiffany turns to Jerry Springer.

Tiffany: "Springer, bring on the test results!"

Jerry Springer: "Whatever you say!"

-Jerry turns to Dr. Robert Peters sitting in the front of row of seats. Dr. Robert Peters comes on stage.

Dr. Robert Peters: "Well, look at all this. Among these dysfunctional relationships, there is hope."

Chucky: "Bring on the fucking test!"

Dr. Robert Peters: "Okay! Okay!"

-Dr. Robert Peters whips out an envelope, takes out the paternity papers and turns to Chucky.

Dr. Robert Peters: "Chucky, according to these test result...Tiffany's baby is 99.99 percent yours!"

Chucky: "Fuckin' A!"

-The audience claps and cheers for Chucky and Tiffany. Dr. Robert Peters turns to Mini-Me.

Dr. Robert Peters: "Mini-Me, according to these test results, Tiffany's baby is .01 percent yours!"

-The audience claps and cheers more for Chucky and Tiffany. Dr. Robert Peters goes to congratulate Chucky and Tiffany.

Dr. Robert Peters: "Congratulations!"

Tiffany: "Thank you!"

Chucky: "Yeah!"

-That's when Mine-Me attacks Dr. Robert Peters. Mini-Me punches the living pulp out of him. Chucky jumps off his seat and attacks shoves Mini-Me Peters. Chucky grasps Mini-Me and punches him, knocking him out. Mini-Me falls back. The audience claps and cheers even more Chucky. Two guards drag Mini-Me backstage. Tiffany jumps off her seat and turns to Chucky.

Tiffany: "I can't believe this!"

Chucky: "I know!"

Tiffany: "If only we could get married before the baby is due."

Chucky: "Actually, I was prepared for that!"

Tiffany: "What?"

-Chucky neals one knee and looks up to Tiffany. Tiffany looks in shock and surprise.

Chucky: "Tiffany, will you be my bride?"

-The audience reacts in surprise. Tiffany's eyes tear up.

Tiffany: "Yes! Yes, I will, Chucky!"

-The audience claps and cheer for Chucky and Tiffany. Jerry Springer smiles at them and turns to the camera.

Jerry Springer: "For today's final thoughts..."

Chucky: "Not yet, Springer!"

Jerry Springer: "What?"

Chucky: "I'm not finished yet!"

-Chucky snaps his fingers, signalling for somebody to come from the back. That's when The Tall Man, the mortician from the "Phantasm" films comes from backstage. The audience reacts in surprise.

Tiffany: "Chucky, what is this?"

Chucky: "Today, we are going to officially married!"

Tiffany: "Really?"

Chucky: "Yes. In case things turned out well on the show, I brought a friend to marry us. The Tall Man greets Chucky and Tiffany.

The Tall Man: "Good afternoon, Mr. Chucky. Same to you Ms. Tiffany."

Tiffany: "Do you have experience in marrying people?"

The Tall Man: "Why, of course. Who do you think married Dr. Herbert West and his bride?"

Tiffany: "Oh!"

-Chucky and Tiffany face eachother, ready to marry. The Tall Man starts to recite wedding vows. The audience reacts in surprise at the wedding happening right in front of them. The Tall Man turns to Chucky.

The Tall Man: "...Do you, Charles Lee "Chucky" Ray, want to marry Tiffany?"

Chucky: "I do."

-The Tall Man turns to Tiffany.

The Tall Man: "And, do you, Tiffany Amber Theison, want to marry Chucky?

-Tiffany's eyes tear up.

Tiffany: "I do!"

Tiffany: "Then, I pronounce you two, husband and wife."

-Tears roll down Tiffany's face. The Tall Man turns to Chucky.

The Tall Man: "You may kiss the bride."

-Chucky kisses Tiffany, and the audience claps and cheers for them.

-Watching from Michael's TV, Freddy, Jason, and Michael, all clap and cheer for Chucky and Tiffany. Back on stage, Chucky and Tiffany stop kissing.

Tiffany: "Now, we can finally go on our honeymoon!"

Chucky: "Yeah!"

-The audience claps and cheers for Chucky and Tiffany more.

Audience: "Whooooo! Oww!"

-Freddy, Jason, and Michael, all laugh at the audiences cheesy response. The Creeper suddenly loosens up the collar around Mark.

The Creeper: "Go! Be free!"

Mark Patton: "Thank you!"

-Mark flees back stage. The Creeper eyes Jerry Springer. Jerry Springer turns to the camera.

Jerry Springer: "Now, today's final thought. In life, people fall in love with other people. And some of those people will ultimately screw over those people. But, there is some hope that can come out of it. It was just seen on today's show. Now matter what your lover is capable of, now matter how much of a bitch he or she may be, follow your heart and do the right thing. That's it."

-That's when The Creeper attacks Jerry Springer. He slams him to the floor and slaps the collar around his neck. The Creeper starts dragging Jerry Springer away.

Jerry Springer: "Nooo...!"

-Freddy, Jason, and Michael, laugh. That's when the ends the roll. Freddy, Jason, and Michael, watch as the camera cuts to Steve, the cool guard, walking Mini-Me down a hall back stage.

Steve: "Did you really bang that doll?"

Mini-Me: "Yeah, and she was great!"

Steve: "But, isn't she plastic?"

Mini-Me: "Actually, she's rubber!"

Steve: "Oh. Then, how do you do it with her? She's a doll!"

Mini-Me: "It's hard to explain. Outside, she appears to be a doll. But inside, she's all anatomically correct!

Steve: "Oh!"

Mini-Me: "That's right!"

Steve: "Well, it doesn't seem that you will seeing her again."

Mini-Me: "Why should I? She's a bitch!"

Steve: "You know, I have a friend. A friend of a friend."

Mini-Me: "Oh, really?"

Steve: "Yeah. She's your size. You might know her. She was in that movie, 'Dolly Dearest'!"

Mini-Me: "Oh, really?!"

Steve: "Yeah, I'll hook you two up!"

Mini-Me: "Thanks!"

-The end credits finish, and "The Jerry Springer Show" ends. Freddy, Jason, and Michael laugh it all off! For, they saw quite possibly the funnies program on TV and saw Chucky and Tiffany get married on it.

THE END