Episode Sixteen

Trick or Treat

(Cue the song, "Mr. Sandman")

-Haddonfield, Illinois. Halloween. It is nighttime as the children, kids, and teenagers of Haddonfield walk through the neighborhood in their costumes trick-or-treating for candy. A group of kids, Bob, Ned, and Tom, walk from the entrance of a house bewildered over their treats.

(Uncue the song, "Mr. Sandman")

Bob: "Hey, "I just got M&M's!"

Ned: "I just got a Three Muskateers bar!"

-Tom sighs.

Tom: "I just got an apple."

Bob: "That sucks!"

Ned: "It's not that bad. I got a ruler two houses ago!"

Tom: "Well, I got pencil."

Bob: "That's Mr. Weaver for ya. He always gives out writing utinsels. I got a stupid eraser from him! How is an eraser a treat?!"

Tom: "He probably gave you that, so that you would learn how to erase your mistakes completely. You could have aced that test last week if you erased harder."

-Bob shoves Tom.

Bob: "Shut up!"

-Ned and Tom laugh at Bob, as they all start to walk to the next house. They walk past the Myers house, which is of course deserted thanks to Michael's massacre a while back. Bob notices.

Bob: "Hey look, the Myers House."

Ned: "Yeah, so?"

Bob: "People say that it is haunted."

Tom: "It's true. My older brother told me that the boogeyman lived there. He killed his sister up there on the top floor."

Ned: "The boogeyman has a sister?"

Tom: "He must. My brother told me all about it. She just had sex with her boyfriend. When the boyfriend left, the boogeyman took a knife and stabbed her to death. She was naked and everything!"

Bob: "Yeah, and to this day, people sneak into his house at night, play the 'Halloween' theme, and do it!"

Tom: "Yeah, my brother did that a few weeks ago. He went with his girlfriend and her sister!"

-Bob and Ned look at Tom wide-eyed.

Bob: "Really?!"

Tom: "How was it?"

Ned: "I don't know. I haven't seen him since."

-All the kids shrug and start walking to the next house. Bob stops when he notices something near the bushes in front of the Myers house. He sees a forming figure appear on the front lawn. The forming figure becomes clearer. He's wearing a black trench coat and hat...the man in black! Bob can't see the dark figure's face, for his big, black hat and the darkness of the night cover it up. But, the dark figure turns to him, staring him down. He puts him in a trance.

Man in black: "At last, it's time to fetch the next servant."

-Bob looks at the dark figure, still in the trance. He slowly, gradually is losing his soul to him.

Man in black: "Yes! Bring me more!"

-Bob continues looking at the dark figure when Freddy, Jason, and Michael bump into him. The interaction breaks him out of his trance. The man in black sighs in frustration and disappears.

Michael Myers: "Oh, sorry kid. We didn't see you."

Bob: "Uh, yeah..."

-Bob turns around in confusion, seeing that the dark figure disappeared. That's when he recognizes Freddy and Jason. He turns to Freddy.

Bob: "Hey, you're Freddy!"

Freddy Krueger: "That's right!"

-Bob turns to Jason.

Bob: "You're Jason!"

Jason Voorhees: "Hell, yeah!"

-Bob turns back to Freddy.

Bob: "Great make-up job!"

Freddy Krueger: "Make-up?"

-Bob turns to back to Jason.

Bob: "Great costume!"

Jason: "Costume?"

-Bob finally turns to Michael.

Bob: "And, who are you suppose to be?"

-Michael kids with Bob.

Michael Myers: "Why sonny, I'm the boogeyman!"

-Bob stares wide-eyed, freaks out, and flees. Freddy and Jason turn to Michael and laugh.

Michael Myers: "I still have my magic!"

Jason Voorhees: "Costume?"

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, that kid thought that you were just dressed as the Crystal Lake killer."

Jason Voorhees: "But, I am the Crystal Lake killer! I'm Jason!"

Michael Myers: "That's the point. Halloween is the perfect time for us to go out as ourselves. Nobody ever suspects us."

Freddy Krueger: "But, we still go out as ourselves everyday. Jason goes to the liquor store to get six-packs of beer every couple of days. He's a regular customer there!"

Jason Voorhees: "True that! I need my filling from time to time."

Freddy Krueger: "You get your filling all the time now. You had two beers on the way here to Haddonfield!"

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, so? I need my filling!"

Michael Myers: "Fred's right. You're drinking more beer than usual nowadays."

Jason Krueger: "What can I say? I've been partying with my fans over 'Freddy vs. Jason'!"

Freddy Krueger: "For ten weeks straight? Even I've gotten over it by it now."

Jason Voorhees: "Whatever. Let's go trick-or-treating already. I want candy!"

Freddy Krueger: "I can't believe we're still even trick-or-treating. We're grown adults!"

Michael Myers: "Yeah, but we can still get away with it!"

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah!"

-Freddy, Jason, and Micheal go on to trick-or-treat to the next house. Meanwhile, Bob catches up with the two other kids several houses up.

Bob: "Hey guys, you'll never believe this!"

Ned: "What?"

Bob: "I just saw the boogeyman!"

Ned: "Yeah, sure."

Tom: "You're right. We won't believe you!"

Bob: "No, I really did. I saw him up at the Myers house."

Tom: "Really?"

Bob: "Yeah, he was even with Freddy and Jason. For all I know, they may have really been Freddy and Jason!"

Ned: "Yeah, right."

Bob: "Why won't you believe me?"

Ned: "Okay, what did he look like?"

Bob: "He was dressed in big, blue overalls and wore a white mask."

Ned: "Look around."

-Bob looks around. Ahead and behind them, and on the other side of the street, are several groups of trick-or-treaters, some of which ar dressed as Michael Myers, as well as Jason Voorhees.

Bob: "Yeah, so?"

Ned: "So, there's lot of people dressed like that. How do you know he was the real one?"

Bob: "He told me directly that he was the boogeyman."

Ned: "He just said to scare you."

Bob: "But..."

Ned: "And besides, there is no boogeyman! He's not real. He's a town legend."

Tom: "That's not true. My brother told me that..."

Ned: "Your brother knows shit! People only to say that to keep the legend alive and keep things interesting around here. Without Halloween and the so-called 'boogeyman,' Haddonfield is boring!"

Bob: "Then, what about last year? Who killed those kids at that internet stint in the Myers house?"

Tom: "Yeah, they said it was the boogeyman! They even took his body to the morgue!"

Ned: "Then, why is it not there now? Where is the body?"

Bob: "He escaped, that's why! The boogeyman always escapes. It's like that saying, 'Evil never dies'!"

Ned: "Whatever, man. If we keep arguing like this, we'll miss out on the candy. Let's go."

-The three kids shrug and go back to trick-or-treating. Meanwhile, Freddy, Jason, and Michael, walk out of entrance of a house dissatisfied with their treats.

Jason Voorhees: "Why do they call these bite-sized bars 'fun size'? They're smaller than the regular wrappers!"

Freddy Krueger: "It's a cheaper way of selling and handing out candy, that's what it is."

Michael Myers: "Yep. It's all about greed. Everything comes down to money."

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, just like Moustapha Akkad and Dimension Films."

Michael Myers: "Hey, Akkad isn't so bad. If it weren't for him, Pinhead and I would still be making 'Helloween'."

Freddy Krueger: "That's right. How did that work out exactly?"

Michael Myers: "Apparently, he disapproved of the concept since day one. He knew better than to sell me out to the versus fad."

Freddy Krueger: "He still sold you out with the 'Halloween' movies."

Michael Myers: "True, but my series can still be mended. It's all up to Akkad now. He better know what he's doing."

Jason Voorhees: "You aren't still on contract now, are you?"

Michael Myers: "I was with 'H20' and 'Resurrection.' They were attached to 'Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers,' when Dimension bought the rights to Akkad's series."

Freddy Krueger: "So, you knew about Akkad's plan with the two following sequels all along?"

Michael Myers: "Yes and no. I knew about the basic outlines, but not so much about the details. Akkad only thought of ignoring the storyline in the mid-sequels when 'Halloween 6' was spit on by both the critics and fans. There was no way I could have saw that coming. Of all things, I was hoping that my 'curse' would revive the series. It almost did, until the stupid executives from Dimension cut nearly half of the material and made us re-shoot it."

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, that sucks."

Jason Voorhees: "Dimension sucks! They are just like Paramount! They used me to bank more money when they were nearly bankrupt. That's the only reason they kept making more of my "Friday The 13th" movies. Then, when they reached 'Part 6: Jason Lives,' they refused to come out with the uncut version. It just got worse after that. You see, it wasn't just the MPAA that cut my films!"

Freddy Krueger: "Dimension and Paramount both suck monkey balls! I'm lucky that my parents actually cared about me and the product a little more."

Jason Voorhees: "What are you talking about? New Line Cinema made you more comical and less scary, and the sequels became more mediocre."
Freddy Krueger: "True, but I still got have my fun!"

-Some time later, Freddy, Jason, and Michael have trick-or-treated around to other side of the neighborhood of Haddonfield. They walk up to the entrance of a house and knock on the door. A man greets them from inside.

Freddy, Jason, and Michael: "Trick or treat!"

Man: "Wow!"

-The man turns to Jason and gives his candy.

Man: "Great costume! Right down to detail!"

Jason Voorhees: "Costume? But, I am Jason!"

-The man turns to Freddy and gives him his candy.

Man: "Great make-up!"

Jason Voorhees: "Hey, I am Jason!"

-The man turns to Michael and gives him his candy.

Man: "Great costume! Most realistic boogeyman costume I've seen yet!"

Jason Voorhees: "Hey, are you listening to me? I am the real Jason!"

-Michael shoves Jason. Jason sighs.

Michael Myers: "Yeah, thanks. We all worked hard on our costumes."

-Freddy, Jason, and Michael walk from the entrance of the house. Freddy turns to Jason.

Freddy Krueger: "You don't get it, do you?"

Jason Voorhees: "What?"

Freddy Krueger: "They aren't supposed to expect us to be real! That's the point of us going out on Halloween!"

-Jason sighs.

Jason Voorhees: "I just don't like not being acknowledged, that's all."

Michael Myers: "It's not like you're not acknowledged the rest of the year. Everyday, you go out and do whatever you want. You may even plan a massacre, no matter how many people are around. You're careless that way. You almost blow your cover."

Freddy Krueger: "And besides, with all these trick-or-treaters, how are you expecting them to think you're the real Crystal Lake killer? Look around. Nearly a fourth of the people, are dressed as you and Michael."

-Freddy sighs.

Freddy Krueger: "In fact, I see no one dressed as me. I haven't seen any trick-or-treaters dressed as me yet."

-Freddy sighs, but shrugs.

Freddy Krueger: "It must be the make-up. Yeah, it must be! It would take a really elaborite job for someone to look as pretty as me!"

Jason Voorhees: "What are you talking about? There's a lot of Pinhead's out there too! Big ones, small ones, and even fat ones! It can't be the make-up!"

-Freddy sighs.

Freddy Krueger: "You're right. It can't be the make-up."

-Michael shoves Jason for upsetting Freddy.

Freddy Krueger: "You know, this is just another reason why I sometimes don't like being part of the 'big 3'."

Michael Myers: "What? What are you talking about?"

Freddy Krueger: "Out of all of us, I get the least attention. You guys have the extra sequels. You guys are talked about more on horror sites. You guys even have more fans than me. And now in addition to all this, only your fans are willing to dress up like you on Halloween. Out of all of us, I'm a big joke."

Michael Myers: "That's not true! We have the extra sequels, but they haven't made us any better than you and your series. Look at me. My series went down hill when my revenge was rushed in 1989, and now my fans are divided because of Moustapha Akkad's decision to ignore the storyline from H4 to H6."

Jason Voorhees: "And, look at me! I took New York, went down to Hell, and then went up to space. A lot of my own fans are disappointed in me for taking those field trips. I even regret taking some of them."

Michael Myers: "More importantly, horror fans look up to you because you're the most clever and creative horror icon. Every 'A Nightmare on Elm Street' offers at least one memorable death."

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah! You even get to talk. It's not that easy having to be quiet all the time while I stalk and kill counsilors and vacationers on my turf. I swear, they always make the stupidest mistakes, and a lot of the time, I want to hint them and help. My job becomes too easy sometimes, its excrutiating."

Michael Myers: "You even have the most sensible storyline. My series is a jumbled mess right now."

Jason Voorhees: "My fans take field days to figure out the timeline in my 'Friday The 13th' movies. With your series, it is much easier to navigate whatever events to whatever 'Nightmare' films."

Michael Myers: "Exactly. Don't feel down, because of the fewer sequels and less talk. And, how do you know that you have less fans? Horror fans love you, just as they love Jason and I. You can't just say which of us is the most and least popular. It's not right."

Freddy Krueger: "You guys make good points. I never looked at it that way before. You're right."

Michael Myers: "See, there you go."

-Freddy shrugs.

Freddy Krueger: "And since nobody's dressed as me, I can proclaim that I am Freddy!"

-Freddy shrugs and shouts out at the top of his voice.

Freddy Krueger: "Did you hear me everybody? I'm Freddy Krueger! I am the real Springwood Slasher!"

-All the trick-or-treaters take notice and either laugh or shrug.

Freddy Krueger: "Oh, they'll see. They'll see all right...in their dreams!"

-Freddy, Jason, and Michael, all laugh and go to the next house to trick-or-treat. Meanwhile, the three kids walk from the entrance of another house. As they do, Bob bumps into a trick-or-treater dressed as Michael Myers. Bob falls back and looks up at the giant figure.

Bob: "Uh, sorry."

-Bob gets up and the trick-or-treater pushes him aside.

Trick-or-treater: "Out of my way, kid."

-Bob looks in surprise and turns to Ned and Tom.

Bob: "Did you see that? The boogeyman pushed me!"

Ned: "What about that other boogeyman?"

Bob: "I thought he was. They're all...alike."

Ned: "No shit, Sherlock! They're all dressed the same!"

Bob: "Yeah, but he was different. He also wasn't with Freddy and Jason, like the other one."

Ned: "Oh, so we have little `ol Freddy and Jason to fear too? They're all a bunch of pussies!"

Bob: "They are not!"

Tom: "Actually, before Freddy became dream master, he was originally the Springwood Slasher. And Jason, he was..."

Ned: "I could care less about Freddy, Jason, or the boogeyman, for that matter. They're all pussies in my book!"

Bob: "I don't think you're going to be around that long."

Ned: "Why do you say that?"

-Bob points behind Ned.

Bob: "Look."

-Ned looks around and sees what seems to be trick-or-treaters dressed as Freddy, Jason, and Michael (actually, the real ones). Michael grabs a knife from his side and turns to Ned and stares down at him with his dead-like eyes. Jason shrugs and shows off his machete. Freddy snickers and shows off his claws. Ned looks surprised.

Ned: "Uh, great costumes."

-Freddy, Jason, and Michael continue in their stances. Ned looks nervous. He turns to Jason.

Ned: "Uh, nice mask. Did you buy that at the store, and then get blood and scratch marks?"

-Jason just stands there showing off his machete. Ned nervously turns to Freddy.

Ned: "That's a, uh, really good make-up job. How many hours did it take to put it on?"

-Freddy turns to Ned in a sinister manner.

Freddy: "This ain't make-up, sonny. I'm the real thing!"

Ned: "Yeah, sure."

-Ned turns to Michael. Michael continues to just stare him down while showing off his knife. His knife still has stained blood.

Ned: "What's up...Captain Kirk? I guess you bought that mask from the store too. And that knife with the blood...must be fake and rubber. Right?"

-Michael continues to just stare him down with his dead-like eyes. Ned backs away and turns to all of them. Jason is still just standing there, showing off his machete. Freddy snickers and shows off his claws. Michael tilts his head a bit staring him down more. Finally, Ned backs away further and flees. Freddy, Jason, Michael, Bob, and Tom, laugh it off.

Bob: "That was good!"

Freddy Krueger: "Hey, I'm not going to let that posse trash-talk me!"

Jason Voorhees: "Hell, no!"

Michael Myers: "I wanted to teach that kid a lesson!"

Tom: "You sure did. Wait `til the kids at school hear about this!"

-All in the while, Ned, having run down the rest of the block, stops for a breather. He stops by the entrance leading to the short-cut through half the neighborhood. Ned takes a breather, and looks around the corner.

Ned: "There is no boogeyman. There isn't! I'm not going to scared off by some bozo in a cheap mask!"

-Ned starts back to the others. That's when he bumps into another trick-or-treater dressed as the boogeyman. Ned freaks out and starts running through a short-cut that goes down half of the neighborhood. The trick-or-treater laughs, then shrugs and starts back to trick-or-treating.

-Back to the others...Freddy, Jason, Michael, Bob, and Tom, walk up to the entrance of the next house and knock on the door. A woman, Lindsay Wallace, comes to the door.

Freddy, Jason, Michael, bob, and Tom: "Trick-or-treat!"

Lindsay Wallace: "Well, look at all of you!"

-Lindsay turns to Freddy. Then, she turns to Jason. She turns to Freddy. Back to Jason. She turns to Freddy one more time and is about to turn to Jason again, but stops.

Lindsay Wallace: "You're Freddy!"

Freddy Krueger: "That's right!"

Lindsay Wallace: "You're Jason!"

Jason Voorhees: "Hell, yeah!"

Lindsay Wallace: "I saw your movie recently. I work at the theater."

Michael Myers: "Yeah, I remember that."

-Lindsay turns to Michael.

Lindsay Wallace: "And, who are you?"

-Michael sighs.

Michael Myers: "You know who I am. You saw me this particular night twenty-five years ago."

Lindsay Wallace: "Huh?"

Michael Myers: "Halloween night."

Lindsay Wallace: "Huh?"

Michael Myers: "You were being babysat. You were with your neighbor, Tommy Doyle."

Lindsay Wallace: "I know him!"

Michael Myers: "Really? I do to!"

Lindsay Wallace: "Yeah, he bitch-slapped me before and got me pregnant!"

Michael Myers: "Really?"

Lindsay Wallace: "Yeah, we were going out. When I got pregnant, he suddenly left. It was just a week before that movie 'Freddy vs. Jason' came out."

-Freddy and Jason turn to eachother.

Michael Myers: "Oh, uh, and you haven't seen him?"

Lindsay Wallace: "Not since."

Michael Myers: "Well, I'm sorry about that."

-Tom turns to Lindsay.

Tom: "Can we have our candy now?"

Lindsay Wallace: "Oh, of course."

-Lindsay gives all of them candy. They all start to leave. Lindsay turns to Freddy and Jason as they leave.

Lindsay Wallace: "Bye!"

Freddy and Jason: "Bye."

-Freddy, Jason, Michael, Bob, and Ned, leave the entrance of Lindsay's house.

Michael Myers: "Man, Lindsay's really changed."

Bob: "Yeah, she's a bimbo. They say she freaked over seeing the boogeyman in 1978."

Michael Myers: "Oh, really?"

Bob: "Yeah."

Michael Myers: "Then, why won't she remember me, I mean, the boogeyman?"

-Bob turns to Michael.

Bob: "You really are the boogeyman, aren't you?"

Michael Myers: "What do you think?"

Bob: "I don't know. That's like saying that they...

-Bob points to Freddy and Jason.

Bob: "...Are really Freddy and Jason."

Michael Myers: "Well, it's your call."

-Tom turns to Michael.

Tom: "What about my brother?"

Michael Myers: "What about him?"

Tom: "Where is he? Three weeks ago, he went to the Myers house with his girlfriend and her sister. I haven't seen him since."

-Freddy and Jason turn to eachother.

Michael Myers: "And?"

Tom: "And, while he was there, he supposedly played the 'Halloween' theme and tried to survive the night in the house. It's supposed to be haunted."

Michael Myers: "I don't know what you're talking about."

Tom: "If you were really the boogeyman, you'd know about that tradition. You'd know about what happened to my brother."

Michael Myers: "Well, I don't know to say...except maybe that your brother ran off with his girlfriend and her sister!"

Tom: "Whatever man. You're not real. You're no boogeyman."

Michael Myers: "Like I said before, it's your call. Freddy, Jason, and I, are just here in Haddonfield to trick-or-treat!"

-Meanwhile, Ned finishes off at the end of the short-cut. He stops to take another breather. He looks around the corner. No sign of any boogeyman. Ned walks to the sidewalk and starts down the street. That's when he suddenly bumps into another trick-or-treater dressed as the boogeyman. Meanwhile, Freddy, Jason, and Michael, walk from the entrance of another house. Bob and Tom went off to look for Ned.

Jason Voorhees: "You know, with all these kids trick-or-treating, I was thinking. Too bad Stephen couldn't trick-or-treat with us. I know he wanted to go."

Michael Myers: "Yeah, too bad. He was invited to a costume party."

Jason Voorhees: "Really?"

Michael Myers: "Yeah. A girl from school invited him."

-Freddy snickers.

Freddy Krueger: "Oh, really?"
Jason Voorhees: "You know what this means, don't you?"

Michael Myers: "What?"

Jason Voorhees: "In a couple of years, he's going to start dating. And, when he starts dating, he's going to 'do it'!"

Freddy Krueger: "That's right. It happens to everybody at that age."

Michael Myers: "Not Stephen, not him. He'll no better."

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, right!"

Freddy Krueger: "He's going to give in. Just like how all other teenagers end up doing."

Jason Voorhees: "That's when we come in and take care of them!"

Freddy Krueger: "And, you'll have to take care of him then!"

Michael Myers: "I don't think so. I don't think I'll ever have the impulse to stop to...take care of him. Not since I finally developped a conscious in 1995."

Freddy and Jason turn to eachother, then to Michael.

Freddy and Jason: "What?"

Michael Myers: "1995 was when I finally developped a conscious. It was when I was with the druids and Tommy Doyle was trying to save Sara Strode and my baby. The druids were about to perform their sacrifice with Stephen. That's when I finally developped a conscious. I stopped the druids from sacrificing Stephen."

Freddy Krueger: "I always wondered about that."

Michael Myers: "It all happened so quickly. I guess the thought of Stephen, and how they druids were sacrificing him, woke me up. You know, I don't think I'll ever be able to sacrifice him."

Freddy Krueger: "I know what you mean. I finally developped my conscious when Maggie was in high school. I had been the dream master so long, I almost forgot about her. I realized that I would have to get her too. I could have pit her in a nighmare and could have taken care of her...but I didn't. That was when I developped my conscious. I've visited her dreams several more times since...and I haven't been able to do it. I have too much of a heart."

-Freddy and Michael turn to Jason.

Jason Voorhees: "What?"

Michael Myers: "Well?"

Jason Voorhees: "Oh, yeah! Okay, it was back in 1982, when I was still watching over my turf. This girl was alseep laying against a tree."

Freddy Krueger: "Wait a minute, do you mean that girl from 'Friday The 13th Part 3'?"

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, I think so. Yeah, Chrissy. She would come back to my turf two years later. Anyway, I crept up behind the tree, and I guess I woke her up. She looked around scared. I finally showed myself and she freaked out. I chased her around for a while, and then she fainted, blacked-out. I could have killed her, but I didn't. That was when I developped a conscious."

Michael Myers: "So, what happened?"

Freddy Krueger: "Wait a minute! No! You didn't, did you?"

-Michael turns to Freddy.

Michael Myers: "Do what? I don't get what you're saying."

Freddy Krueger: "Do the dirty deed."

-Michael turns to Jason, then to Freddy.

Michael Myers: "No! He couldn't have."

-Michael turns back to Jason.

Michael Myers: "Did you?"

Jason Voorhees: "Okay, she had fainted, and I didn't have the nerve to kill her. It was just too easy to kill her when she was out. That was when I developped a conscious. I had watched so many teens, counsilors, and vacationers, 'doing it' all the time. You know, before I killed them. For the first time, I wanted to try it for myself. To know what I missing out on."

-Freddy and Michael turn to eachother, then to Jason.

Freddy and Michael: "No!"

Jason Voorhees: "Yes!"

Freddy Krueger: "How was it?"

Jason Voorhees: "I...enjoyed it."

Freddy Krueger: "Did you use protection?"

Jason Voorhees: "Protection?"

-Freddy and Michael turn to each again, then to Jason.

Freddy and Michael: "Oh my gosh!"

Jason Voorhees: "What?"

Michael Myers: "If you didn't use protection, and since she obviously wasn't prepared to use it, she could have become pregnant."

Jason Voorhees: "Pregnant?"

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, you could be a father!"

Jason Voorhees: "A father? Of what?"

Freddy Krueger: "A baby, a child, a kid."

Jason Voorhees: "Me? A father? No way! I don't want a kid! Not like one of those brats we've seen tonight!"

-Freddy and Michael laugh.

Michael Myers: "Well, you may just be."

Freddy Krueger: "Welcome to club!"

-Freddy and Michael laugh, while Jason almost freaks out.

Jason Voorhees: "This is not cool. I can't have a kid! Not Now!"

Freddy Krueger: "Wait, weren't you already dead? How were you still anatomically correct?"

Jason Voorhees: "At that time, I had only drowned in Crystal Lake. I hadn't been majorly killed yet, like I would later. I came back upon my mother's beheading as, what I like to call, a quasi-human. Since I came back for vengeance, I was geared by human feelings. So, I was still a bit human. But, my head was a bit deformed as well. But yeah, I was still anatomically correct!"

Freddy Krueger: "You know, what I really want to know now is, what about Chrissy? In 'Friday The 13th Part 3,' her pregnancy is never mentioned."

Jason Voorhees: "Oh. Well, that would be because she never told her friends about her interaction with me. I guess she met them after her possible pregnancy and took them to that vacation spot at Crystal Lake. That's where she tells Rick about her encounter about me."

Michael Myers: "Why didn't she tell him about you possibly raping her and getting her pregnant?"

Jason Voorhees: "I guess she was too ashamed."

Michael Myers: "The same reason Laurie didn't tell John about Jamie."

Jason Voorhees: "And, I guess she either aborted the kid or gave it to a family for adaption."

-Freddy, Jason, and Michael are about to go to the next house to trick-or-treat. That's when Freddy stops.

Freddy Krueger: "You know, I have enough candy. We must have trick-or-treated around most of this neighborhood area."

Michael Myers: "Yeah, we did."

Jason Voorhees: "I don't want to go yet. I don't have enough candy!"

Michael Myers: "Your pillow sack is filled up just like ours. We were out here for two hours. And besides, the Haddonfield police are going to come around soon to order everybody home. There is a curfew here."

Jason Voorhees: "At 8:00?!"

Michael Myers: "Well, I guess that's the kind of paranoia I've created here for the community."

Freddy Krueger: "Then, no wonder you made us leave to come here so early."

Michael Myers: "I told you. Let's go. There's a short-cut up here anyway. It will get us back to Jason's car faster."

-Michael leads Freddy and Jason to the short-cut and starts down the path.

Meanwhile, on the other side of short-cut, Bob and Tom cross a tree on the front lawn of the house. They are still looking for Ned. As they cross the tree, blood mysteriously drips from the branches and on Bob and Tom. Bob and Tom notice.

Tom: "It's raining blood!"

-Bob and Tom look up. That's when Ned's bloody falls from the branches and onto the ground in front of them. Bob and Tom freak out. Meanwhile, Freddy, Jason, and Michael, are walking the middle of the short-cut.

Michael Myers: "I remember back in 1988 when I awoke from my coma and returned here to Haddonfield to get Jamie. Jamie got separated from her adoptive sister, Ellie, within the crowd of trick-or-treaters. I chased Ellie through here. She was pretty freaked out."

Freddy Krueger: "I remember watching that part on 'Halloween 4.' It was really spooky. Really atmospheric."

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, you returned and returned with a bang!"

-Jason suddenly sees Michael gone. He is not there with him Freddy. Freddy and Jason stop.

Jason Voorhees: "Mike?"

-Silence.

Jason Voorhees: "Mikey? Where are you?"

Freddy Krueger: "Mike is just trying to scare us."

-Freddy looks all around him. They were on a pathway cutting in between the backyards of houses and cutting in between half of the neighborhood. It is dark, gloomy, and a bit cloudy.

Freddy Krueger: "Perfect spot too."

Jason Voorhees: "Michael, this isn't funny!"

Freddy Krueger: "Just stay cool. Let's just keep going on this path. Michael will follow us and catch up. And, when he catches up, watch out. It will be a surprise."

Jason Voorhees: "Okay."

-Freddy and Jason start going down the rest of the short-cut.

Freddy Krueger: "So Jason...did you happen to catch 'Halloween 3: Season of The Witch'?"

-Freddy winks to Jason.

Jason Voorhees: "Oh, yeah! I sure did! And, it was awful!"

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, it was. It was the biggest piece of atrocious crap I had ever seen!"

Jason Voorhees: "But it wasn't as bad as 'Halloween: Resurrection'!"

Freddy Krueger: "Oh, yeah! 'Halloween: Resurrection' had the word 'trash' written all over it!"

Jason Voorhees: "And to think, Mike was actually in that one too!"

Freddy Krueger: "So true! His performance in it...was terrible! You know, it was actually the worst aspect of the entire movie. It was so obvious Michael was just going through the motions! He could have phoned in that performance!"

-Suddenly, Michael comes out of nowhere behind.

Michael Myers: "Oh, really?"

Jason Voorhees: "Aagh!"

Freddy Krueger: "Whew!"

Michael Myers: "Gotcha!"

-Freddy and Jason catch their breath.

Michael Myers: "I never fail to scare you two. You know what they say...on Halloween, everyone's entitled to one good scare!"

Freddy Kreuger: "Yeah, well you have yours' coming...real soon!"

Jason Voorhees: "So true!"

Michael Myers: "We'll see about that!"

-Later on, Freddy, Jason, and Michael, finally walk out of the other end of the short cut. By then, the rest of the trick-or-treaters have already gotten home.

Freddy Krueger: "Wow. Trick-or-treating really is done by 8:00."

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, it sucks to be a trick-or-treater here."

Michael Myers: "That's why I made you guys get here early."

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, I understand now."

-Freddy, Jason, and Michael, walk down the left side of the street to get to Jason's BMW X5 SUV. That's when Jason stops. He looks behind him...and sees nothing. He looks back in front of him...and still sees nothing. Then, he turns to his left to make sure Michael is still there with him and Freddy. He is and he and Freddy laugh at him.

Michael Myers: "What? I'm still here!"

Jason Voorhees: "I could have sworn I heard a creeping."

Freddy Krueger: "You know what it is? It's your murderous impulses. They're coming back to haunt you!"

Michael Myers: "Yeah, it's just your imagination. It happens to me too."

Jason Voorhees: "I guess."

-Freddy, Jason, and Michael, start walking up the sidewalk again. Jason hears the creeping but keeps going. He turns to Freddy and Michael.

Jason Voorhees: "Don't you hear it? It's behind us."

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, right. I still hear nothing."

Michael Myers: "And ahead of us too."

-Freddy turns to Michael in surprise.

Freddy Krueger: "You too?"

Michael Myers: "Jason is right. There is a creeping. It's all around us. Just listen carefully."

-Freddy shuts up and listens all around him for a moment.

Freddy Krueger: "Hey, you're right. What do we do?"

Michael Myers: "Jason's car is just ahead across the street. There road is empty. Walk onto the road now and head for the car."

-Freddy, Jason, and Michael, all walk onto the street and head for Jason's BMW X5 SUV, which is about 50 feet away. They head closer to it as more creeping can be heard.

Jason Voorhees: "I still hear it. It's getting louder."

Michael Myers: "Just relax. The car is right there. We'll get in and get the hell out of here!"

-Up ahead next to Jason's car, a figure dressed as Michael walks out from behind a tree. Freddy, Jason, and Michael, stop in their tracks. Then, more figures come out from the trees all around them, all dressed like Michael.

Michael Myers: "Oh, shit."

-As it stands, Freddy, Jason, and Michael, are standing in the middle of the street several feet from Jason's car. A figure blocks the car, as several other figures surround them from the two sides of the road. There are a dozen of them and they are dressed as Michael. They creep up closer to them.

Jason Voorhees: "Uh, what are we going to do?"

Michael Myers: "Well, first we have to realize that they are likely just trick-or-treaters trying to play a prank on us. I remember some ignorant teens playing a prank like this on Jamie and Ellie when I returned in 1988."

Jason Voorhees: "So, what if they aren't trick-or-treaters?"

Michael Myers: "Then, I suppose that they could be a bunch of people from my past out to get revenge on us."

-The figures creep closer.

Freddy Krueger: "That could be a lot of people!"

Michael Myers: "That's not necessarily true. I've killed a lot of people!"

Freddy Krueger: "So, what if they are relatives or friends of those people? I'm sure they'd like to settle the score!"

Michael Myers: "Oh, well, in that case, we're screwed!"

-The figures creep closer.

Jason Voorhees: "Why don't we all just take care of them? We could take them on!"

Michael Myers: "True, but we still don't if they are just trick-or-treaters pranking us."

Freddy Krueger: "Well, let's see."

-Freddy calls to the figures creeping up to them.

Freddy Krueger: "Hey, you! Yeah, all of you...assholes! You're very funny, you know that?"

-The figures keep quiet and continue creeping up to them

Freddy Krueger: "If you all think you're so tough, you have one something coming. Jason, Michael, and I here, we're the real deal! We're the real boogeyman, Crystal Lake killer, and Springwood Slasher! Or in my case, that's the Dream Master you!"

-The figures continue to keep quiet and creep closer.

Freddy Krueger: "So, if you guys think that all of you can overtake us...you're dreaming!"

-The figures continue to keep quiet and creep closer. Freddy turns to Jason and Michael.

Freddy Krueger: "We're screwed!"

Jason Voorhees: "Let's get`em!"

-The figures are much closer to Freddy, Jason, and Michael. They aren't more than five feet away from all around them. They creep closer, and that's when Freddy, Jason, and Michael, all get into their positions. Michael whips out his knife and stares them down with his dead-like eyes. Jason shrugs, and whips out his machete to show it off. Freddy snickers and shows off his claws. The figures creep closer to them are about to attack. Freddy, Jason, and Michael, are about to attack the figures back. That's when the figures stop in their tracks, take off their white-sprayed William Shatner masks, and start laughing. It was all a prank. They were just a bunch of teenagers from the neighborhood. Freddy, Jason, and Michael, laugh with them.

Teenager #1: "That was good! We got you guys so bad!"

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, you did!"

Teenager #2: "That was fun!"

Michael Myers: "That's my scare for the day!"

Teenager #3: "I enjoyed that!"

Jason Voorhees: "I would have enjoyed slashing all of you instead!"

-Freddy, Jason, and Michael, and the teenagers, laugh more and finally relax.

Michael Myers: "So, how did you guys know to set that up?"

Teenager #1: "Twenty minutes before the curfew, we saw you go down the short cut."

Teenager #2: "Yeah, it's a tradition. We do it every year to trick-or-treaters unlucky enough to take the short cut."

Michael Myers: "Well, I enjoyed that. Thanks."

Teenager #1: "No problem. Say, those are great costumes. Real attention to detail on them."

Michael Myers: "Thanks. We've been getting that a lot tonight."
Teenager #2: "Yeah. Especially the Freddy make-up. How long did that take to do?"

Freddy Krueger: "Oh, uh, four hours!"

Teenager #2: "That's dedication man. I wanted to go as Freddy. I always have. But, the make-up is so complex. There are plastic Freddy masks, but they are too cheap and fake."

Teenager #3: "Yeah, I wanted to go to as Freddy too. There should be a make-up kit for Freddy's burnt face."

-Jason and Michael turn to Freddy, for he's finally getting the attention he's wanted.

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, well, I studied the movies and mixed a lot of color make-up. After strenious time, it worked!"

Teenager #2: "Really? You gotta tell us the formula."

Freddy Krueger: "Oh, well..."

-Suddenly, police cars can be heard coming their way. The teenagers suddenly start hiding behind the trees and bushes. Freddy, Jason, and Michael, follow their actions and hide with them. They hide with teenager #1 behind a bush.

Michael Myers: "What's going on?"

Teenager #1: "There was a murder down the street."

Michael Myers: "Really?"

Teenager #1: "Yeah. Some kid's throat was slit and his body was hidden over the branches of a tree. Some blood dripped onto some other kids, and they thought it was raining blood!"

-Freddy and Jason turn to Michael, for some copycat copied off one of Michael's kills from "Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers."

Michael Myers: "Do they know who did it?"

Teenager #1: "The police think that is was Michael Myers. They think he came back to Haddonfield. That's why we're hiding from the police. They'll pick up any trick-or-treaters dressed up like him."

-Freddy and Jason turn to Michael, for he will be suspected.

Teenager #1: "The police are gone. They've passed."

-Freddy, Jason, Michael, and teenager #1 get up from the bush, as the rest of the teenagers get out from the other bushes and trees.

Teenager #1: "We better get home soon. See ya guys."

Michael Myers: "Yeah, bye."

-The teenagers go on to their homes, while Freddy, Jason, and Michael get in Jason's BMW X5 SUV.

Jason Voorhees: "So, what are we going to do?"

Michael Myers: "I don't about you guys, but I want to take care of this copycat killer. He killed some random, completely innocent person with one of my personal techniques, and now the police suspect me. For once, I'm not responsible for a murder here. Not only that, he broke my rule of ethics. I don't kill random, completely innocent people. I kill, or at least try to, kill people that are related to me and get in my way."

Freddy Krueger: "Sounds like someone's trying to get your attention."

Michael Myers: "Sure does. There's only place he could be. Home."

Freddy Krueger: "You mean the Myers house?"

Michael Myers: "Of course. That's where every Halloween adventure leads to."

Jason Voorhees: "So, we're not leaving yet?"

Michael Myers: "Not yet. We're still have trick-or-treating to do. Drive to the Myers house. I have unfinished business."

Jason Voorhees: "Cool!"

-Moments later, Jason has driven Freddy and Michael to the Myers house. He pulls up to deserted house by the empty road. Freddy, Jason, and Michael, get out of the car.

Michael Myers: "Well, this place isn't crawling with police yet, so we're still okay. We better find the killer quick."

-Freddy, Jason, and Michael, face up against Myers house. They all feel a sense of creepiness. Jason turns to Freddy.

Jason Voorhees: "To think, we were just here three weeks ago to find Michael. And, here we are again, but after some other boogeyman."

Michael Myers: "I swear, I try stay away from this house, but it always ends up calling me back."

-Freddy, Jason, and Michael head up to the front door. They walk through the body imprint Michael left when slammed through three weeks before.

Micheal Myers: "I thought the police would have come checked the house before. One of those kids said his brother came here three weeks ago to play the 'Halloween' theme and such."

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, what a small world this is. It shouldn't matter, though. We removed the bodies."

Michael Myers: "Yeah, but I thought they would have noticed the imprint."

Freddy Krueger: "They probably did. It probably scared them and kept them from coming in."

Michael Myers: "Good point."

-Freddy, Jason, and Michael look around them. For, to the left of them is the dining room leading to the kitchen. Ahead of them is the stairs leading to the second floor and a hallway. And, to the right is the living room also leading to the kitchen. Michael turns to Freddy and Jason.

Michael Myers: "Fred, you check that hallway. Jason, you check the upstairs. I'll check this first floor."

-Freddy, Jason, and Michael all go about their separate ways. Michael goes into the dining room and cautiously looks around. Freddy goes into the hallway, leading to a bathroom and closet. Jason goes up to the steps of the stairway and looks up. He feels creeped out.

Jason Voorhees: "Here I go again."

-Jason starts up the stairs. Michael cautiously looks around the rest of the dining room and heads for the kitchen. In the hallway, Freddy checks the bathroom. No one in sight. He starts toward toward the closet at the end of the hallway. Jason makes it to the top of the stairs and starts down the right hallway. Sensing a creeping, he stops and looks behind him...and sees nothing. He then look back in front of him...and of course sees nothing. He sighs. Michael cautiously looks around the kitchen and doesn't see anyone. He notices the door leading to the basement and heads toward it.

-Back in the hallway, Freddy reaches the closet door and opens it...and a figure dressed as Michael comes out, attacks him, and pulls him back in. Having knocked out Freddy, the figure closes the closet door behind him and and heads around the living room to the kitchen. Back in the kitchen, Michael reaches the basement door and opens it. He did not hear the figure attack Freddy. He looks down seeing nothing but darkness. He's about to turn on the light, when the mysterious figure attacks him and pushes him down the stairs. Michael falls down the stairs, and survives. He looks up and sees a figure dressed up just like him. The figure turns on the light and heads down to Michael. Michael gets up ready to attack.

-Michael backs away from the stairs as the figure reaches the bottom step. The figure reaches the bottom and turns to Michael. The figure whips out a bloody knife. Michael whips out his. The figure starts toward him ready to attack. Michael prepares to attack back. But, the figure surprises Michael and shoves him across the basement first. Michael is knocked against electricity box, crushing it, causing a short. The two Michaels look around the basement as the light starts flickering on and off in a back and forth motion. Finally, the figure charges for Michael. Michael prepares to battle back.

-The figure reaches Michael, knife in hand, but Michael shoves him back. The figure gets up and looks at the giant staring down at him. For, this figure was not so tall. He/she was wearing elevator boots to increase his height. Michael grabs the figure and lifts him/her, grasping his/her neck. That's when the figure stabs Michael in the chest. Michael loosens his grip and falls back. The figure drops back onto his feet and charges toward Michael to stab him. Michael gets up and backs away. The lights flicker as the figure charges at him with the knife. Michael sees light as he sees eyes glaring from behind the mask. Darkness falls, as he feels stabbing at his chest. He sees light as he sees the glaring eyes from the mask again. Darkness falls again as he feels more stabbing.

-He sees light once more and finally attacks the figure. The figure falls back against the floor, dropping the knife somewhere. Michael grabs the figure and shoves him/her against the wall. He lowers the figure and shoves him again. Michael stares down the figure through a flickering of light.

Michael Myers: "Who are you?"

-The figure doesn't respond and Michael shoves him once more against the wall. He stares the figure down through a flicker of light.

Michael Myers: "Who the hell are you?"

-The figure doesn't respond, but struggles to move. But, he/she can't. Michael has him shoved against the wall and Michael is grasping his neck.

Michael Myers: "I'll have to see for myself then."

-Michael lowers the figure to the foor, but keeps a grasp on him/her. With one hand, he carefully slides off the white-sprayed William Shatner mask. Michael is about to see the figure's face through a flickering of light. That's when the figure suddenly loosens up from his grip and shoves him away. The figure grabs his/her mask and runs for the stairs. Through the flickering of light and darkness, Michael struggles to see the face of the figure as he/she runs up the stairs to the kitchen, but doesn't get a good enough glimpse. That's when the short stops and the light goes back on.

-Back on the second floor, Jason has checked most of the rooms. He did not hear the figure's attacks against Freddy and Michael. He opens up a door to a room, but sees nothing. He goes to the next room and opens the door...and some figure dressed up like him comes out and attacks him. The figure shoves him against the railing, and Jason breaks through. Jason falls from the second floor to the first, landing hard on the wooden floor. The floor can be heard cracking, as Jason's fall nearly breaks through it. From where he's laying, Jason looks up at the figure staring him down from above. The figure slides off his/her mask revealing the face of...Chrissy from 'Friday The 13th Part 3"! Chrissy turns to him.

Chrissy: "Surprised?"

-Jason sure is surprised. He gets up and shrugs. Chrissy walks to the top of the stairs and stops.

Chrissy: "You know how long I've prepared to meet you again? Like forever! For so long, those doctors kept me at that crazy house never believing anything I had to say."

-Chrissy starts walking down the stairs to meet Jason on the first floor.

Chrissy: "Why, they refused to believe that I had a traumatic encounter you. They refused that you didn't kill me when I blacked out. They even refuse to believe that you raped me and got me pregnant. I went back to Crystal Lake to face my fear. I went with my friends. And over a single night, you just slaughtered them all. Just like the rest of people who have crossed paths with you. Like Rick. He was the first person I was able to tell my secret to. About my encounter with you. I couldn't tell him about my pregancy. I was too ashamed. But, that doesn't matter anyway, because like my friends, you killed him too. I had to escape from the crazy house in order to get here go after you. Now, it's my turn!"

-Chrissy makes it to the bottom of the stairs and whips out a machete. She charges toward Jason to attack him. Jason whips out his machete to attack her. But, she attacks him first and stabs the machete into his chest. Jason looses his grip on his machete as she twists her machete around his stomach. But, Jason takes the pain and eventually shoves her away. Jason grabs the machete and slowly pulls it out of his stomack. He pulls it out and cracks his back like nothing ever happened. Chrissy looks in surprise. Jason drops the machete and charges toward her to teach her a lesson, Voorhees-style!

-Meanwhile, Michael walks out from the basement and cautiously looks around the corner. No sign of the figure. He swings around the door to close it...revealing the figure at the corner. The figure shoves Michael against the counter. The figure, holding two knives, charges for Michael. Micheal ducks away and the figure ends up lunging over the kitchen sink. Michael takes the opportunity and slams his body with his elbows. The figure howls in pain. The figure struggles to get up and faces Michael. Michael stares him/her down intensily and figure stares at him back. Both lunge at eachother and battle.

-Meanwhile, Freddy awakens and walks out of the closet. He walks out of the hallway and looks in surprise to see Jason fighting some woman, Chrissy, dressed like him and fighting him. She went out for revenge against him! Jason was slamming her against the stairway railing. That's when Freddy hears something in the back and walks around living to the kitchen. There in the kitchen were two Michael's fighting eachother. Michael found his copycat! One Michael lunges at the other, and slams him/her against the refrigerator.

-Freddy looks in jealousy, as he is the only one without a psycho after him for revenge. He looks to his left and right hoping for someone to lunge after him.

Freddy Krueger: "Okay! I'm ready! I'm waiting for you to come out and attack me! I know you want revenge against me!"

-Freddy sighs when nothing happens. Meanwhile, Michael repeatedly slams the figure against the refregerator. That's when the figure punches Michael, and Michael falls back loosing his grip on the figure. The figure walks to the other end of the counter and grabs two sets of knives. Michael gets up and grabs two knives from his side of the counter. They both charge. Michael stabs the figure in the chest and the figure stabs Michael in the chest. They continue to stab eachother when the short from the crushed electricity box goes back on. Both Michael's look around the kitchen as the lights flicker on and off in the back and forth motion.

-Michael looks in the light as the figure stares at him back. The figure looks in darkness as he is stabbed by Michael. Michael looks in the light as the figure stares at him back and stabs him. The figure looks through darkness as Michael stabs him back.

-Meanwhile, through the flickering light and darkness, Jason continues slamming Chrissy to the railing of the stairway. He then slams her one more time and she falls to the ground. But, she isn't done yet. She crawls away, grabs the two machetes and gets up. Jason faces her. She lunges at Jason with both machetes. Jason ducks away, but she turns around to lunge at him again. He ducks away again, but one of the machetes makes it into his chest.

-She tries to stab him with the other, but he holds her arm back. While at it, she applys pressure to the machete already sticking through his back and twists it. That's when Freddy comes back from the living room and slams Chrissy away from Jason. Chrissy falls back and Freddy goes on to attack her. Jason also falls back. His back hits the wood, leaving the machete blade sticking out to stick into the wood. He tries to get up but is stuck.

-Freddy sits over Chrissy punching her. That's when he remembers that one of his hands were claws. He's snickers and shows off his claws.

Freddy Krueger: "Take this!"

-Freddy is about to claw Chrissy in the chest, when she punches him away. She gets up, grabs the other machete. Seeing Jason machete'd to the floor, she takes her machete, and stabs Jason in the chest with it. Jason watches through the flickering light as Chrissy looks at him intensely. Through darkness, he feels her stab the machete into his chest. Through the light, he watches her look at him intensely and stab him in the chest with the machete again. As she does, Jason gurgles out blood through the tiny holes of his hockey mask.

-Jason was taking the pain, but not well. Chrissy is about to stab Jason one more time with the machete, but loosens her grip on it and gurgles out blood. For, Freddy just stabbed his claw into her chest, and he was twisting it around like crazy.

Freddy Krueger: "What's up, bitch? Want fries with that too?"

Chrissy gurgles more blood, spilling it onto Jason. Finally, her body flails over dead. Freddy sighs of relief and turns to Jason, still stuck to the floor by machete.

Freddy Krueger: "You okay?"

-Jason spits out blood through the tiny holes of his hockey mask.

Jason Voorhees: "I'm fine."

Freddy Krueger: "Here, let me help you with that."

-Freddy goes to pull out machete sticking through Jason's chest and the wooden floor.

Jason Voorhees: "It's alright. I got it."

-Jason grasps the machete and slowly, gradually pulls it out of floor and himself. He gets up and crackes his back like nothing ever happened.

-Meanwhile, in the kitchen the figure looks in the light as Michael's stabbing starts to overtake him. The figure wisely backs away, dropping his knives. Michael stops his stabbing motions, and drops his knives. The figure backs away and lays against the counter to take a breather for a moment. Michael does the same. That's when the figure suddenly rams Michael and shoves him against the refrigerator. The figure grabs a knife and starts stabbing Michael again, holding him against the refridgerator. But, Michael shoves the figure away and struggles to battle him. The figure does the same. As he does so, Michael grabs the figures mask and tries pulling if off. The figure tries to resist, but Michael overtakes him. He manages to pull off the mask and shoves him against the counter.
-Through a flickering of light, Michael sees the face of the figure...John Tate!

Michael Myers: "John? No, this can't be. This can't be right."

-John turns to Michael and glares at him.

John Tate: "Oh, so it isn't? So, I couldn't have ever wanted to avenge my mother's death?"

-Michael looks in surprise.

John Tate: "You know, for a while, I was starting to accept you as changed person. That's when I found my mother's secret journal. Now, I understand the paranoia she lived in for so many years. Before me, she had a daughter. Her name was Jamie. And my mother accidently lost Jamie when she faked her death and got a new identity. She was never able to get over it. So, she never told a single soul."

-Michael looks in surprise.

John Tate: "What? You thought I'd be in the dark forever? Let me tell you something. I'm not the dumb fuck you think I am. I was going to find out the truth eventually, and so will Stephen. He'll even find out that he was a product of incest."

-Michael continues to look in surprise.

Michael Myers: "It's not what you think."

John Tate: "Oh, really? How so? You aren't any better than the scumbags out there behind prison cells."

Michael Myers: "You don't understand. I have demons."

John Tate: "Yeah, sure. Those scumbags in prison's have said the very same thing."

Michael Myers: "But, I really do. There's a reason people call me the boogeyman. I'm guided by the druids. From time to time, they take over."

John Tate: "Oh, really? That is the biggest pile of horsecrap I've ever heard."

-John grabs two of the knives on the floor.

Michael Myers: "You don't know what you are doing."

John Tate: "Yes, I do."

-John shrugs.

John Tate: "People say that evil never dies. I'm going to prove that theory wrong."

-John suddenly lunges at Michael with the knives. Michael ducks away, leaving John to bump into the refridgerator. He gets up and goes to attack Michael. Michael attacks back, and he and John both struggle to battle eachother. John punches, kicks, and elbows at Michael, while Michael resists to attack. For, he does not want to hurt or kill John.

Michael Myers: "John, it doesn't have to end this way. We can get over this."

-John attacks and shoves Michael against the counter. Michael falls back. John glares at him.

John Tate: "How do you ever expect me to get over this? You killed my mother, you killed my friends, you killed my sister. And you also killed my would-be Aunt. How do you, of all people, get over such sins?"

Michael Myers: "It's not easy, but I cope with it. It's part of the thorn curse."

John Tate: "Thorn curse? I can't believe you swallow such bullshit. Be responsible for your actions!"

Michael Myers: "What about you? You killed some innocent kid and the police think it was my actions. I don't see you being responsible!"

John Tate: "What? What kid? I didn't kill any kid. Oh, that's right. But, YOU did. YOU slit his throat and YOU hid his body up on a tree. It was all your technique."

Michael Myers: "I know. You stole it."

-John sighs in frustration and lunges at Michael once more. Michael ducks out of the way and John bumps his head into the counter. Knocked out, his body falls to the floor. That's when Freddy and Jason walk in. They saw the whole show. They both clap.

Freddy Krueger: "So...it was John after all."

Michael Myers: "You were right. One day, he would come back to get revenge on me again."

Jason Voorhees: "You know, that was really great action!"

Michael Myers: "Yeah, I guess."

-Michael notices the wounds on Jason.

Michael Myers: "What happened to you?"

Jason Voorhees: "Chrissy."
Michael Myers: "Your Chrissy?"

Jason Voorhees: "Yep. She was out for revenge too!"

Freddy Krueger: "And, she was sure stark-raving mad! Jason really fucked her up!"

-Michael laughs, then sighs.

Michael Myers: "What am I going to do with John?"

Freddy Krueger: "Not sure. What if we take him to the crazy house? No matter what he says, no one is going to believe him!"

Michael Myers: "Yeah, true."

-Jason notices John's body missing.

Jason Voorhees: "Hey, where is John?"

-Freddy and Michael look around in surprise. That's when John lunges from the dining room about attack Michael with the two machetes from the other room.

Jason Voorhees: "Mike, watch out!"

-Jason pushes Michael out of John's way and takes the pain for him. John looks up in surprise to see that he slashed the wrong psycho. For, the two machetes are sticking through Jason's stomach and sticking out of his back. Jason looks down at John. He stares him down with his good eye and John starts to feel scared.

John Tate: "Oh, shit!"

-Jason grabs John and with a tight grasp and strong will, he shoves him against the basement door. John's body breaks through it, and he falls down the stairs. His body cracks against the steps several times on the way down. Finally, he hits the ground and breaks his neck. A cracking sound indicates it (Craaaack...!). Michael turns to Jason, then to John's body imprint through the broken basement door.

Michael Myers: "I...I...I can't believe you!"

Jason Voorhees: "What? I saved your life!"

Michael Myers: "Yeah, I know. And, I never thought that John would have the will to really try to kill me like that."

Freddy Krueger: "It was his paranoia. He never would have got over it."

Michael Myers: "Just like his mother."

-Michael notices the machete's still sticking through Jason's back.

Michael Myers: "Hey, are you okay?!"

Jason Voorhees: "What?"

-Jason shrugs, then notices he hasn't pulled the machetes out of his chest yet.

Jason Voorhees: "Oh, yeah!"

-Jason grasps the machetes and slowly, gradually pulls them out of his chest. He pulls them out and cracks his back like nothing ever happened.

Freddy Krueger: "You're really something, you know that?"

-Jason shrugs.

Jason Voorhees: "I guess."

-Freddy, Jason, and Michael, start to leave the kitchen and head for the Jason's BMW X5 SUV.

Freddy Krueger: "Remember what I was saying before about not liking being one of the 'big 3'?"

Michael Myers: "What now, Fred?"

Freddy Krueger: "Not only do I have fewer sequels, less fans, less talk..."

-Jason and Michael both sigh.

Freddy Krueger: "...And, not only am I the one to not have fans dressing up like me on Halloween, I'm the only one to not have any psychos and lunatics out to get me for revenge. I miss that!"

-Jason and Michael laugh at Freddy, for he's only kidding.

Jason Voorhees: "Well, whatever happened to Nancy and Alice? Oh, yeah..."

Freddy Krueger: "You know Jason, I really wish you didn't have to kill Nancy and Alice in that nightmare I pit you in!"

-Freddy, Jason, and Michael, all laugh and head home. They leave the Myers house before the Haddonfield police arrive.

-When they do arrive, they check around the house for any sign of Myers, who they suspect to be the killer of the kid. In the kitchen, police officers look around front hallway where Chrissy's body lays and the kitchen. Among the police officers was FBI agent, Donald Loomis, son of Dr. Sam Loomis. He looks down at the crumpled body of John Tate. For, he is dressed in the boogeyman garment. He overhears the police chief and a policeman behind him.

Police chief: "You know, I think I have this figured out. That kid in the basement, Myers nephew, he killed that poor trick-or-treater down the street."

Policeman: "How do you figure that?"

Police chief: "Well, Myers went after him some years back and is said to have killed his mother. He probably freaked out and developed a paranoia."

Policeman: "Actually, it was the insane clown guy that killed Laurie Strode. He even had the bloody knife."

Police chief: "That's not what he said. Apparently, he saw the boogeyman, and the boogeyman handed him the knife."

Policeman: "That guy was an insane clown guy for a reason. If you seriously believe what he said, then you ought to be thrown in the crazy house with him!"

-Donald turns to them.

Donald Loomis: "No, I think he's right. That's the only logical reason for Laurie's death. Michael was always after her. Why couldn't it be him?"

Policeman: "Oh, so I should believe that the boogeyman killed Laurie Strode?"

Donald Loomis: "Michael Myers IS the boogeyman!"

Policeman: "Shut up, Donald!"

-The policeman sighs of frustration, then turns to the police chief.

Policeman: "What about that girl in the next room? What's her story?

Police chief: "Oh, that's the girl who reportedly escaped from the mental instition up at Crystal Lake two nights ago. I believe she escaped on her own crazy will to enjoy Halloween or something, and ultimately fell victim to John's murder spree."

-Donald sighs in frustration.

Police chief: "What now, Donald?"

Donald Loomis: "John Tate did not murder that kid. That was the same style murder Michael would follow."

Police chief: "Exactly, and he copied it off Michael when he went crazy!"

Donald Loomis: "You don't know what you're doing. It was Michael!"

Police chief: "Shut up, Donald!"

Donald Loomis: "But..."

Police chief: "Case closed!"

-The police chief and policeman start to leave from the kitchen to the living room. Donald sighs and mutters to himself.

Donald Loomis: "I'm going to get him! I am so going to get Michael for this! He thinks that he has fooled everybody. But, not me! Never! He broke up my family and tore my father from me, and now my father's dead. He's not going to get away with this! Never!"

-The policeman turns to Donald.

Policeman: "Hey, are you okay? Were you just saying something?"

Donald Loomis: "Oh, me? No! Not at all! I was just, um, praying."

Policeman: "Yeah, whatever. You know Donald, you're crazier than as your old man!"

-Donald sighs and the police wrap up another bloody case on Halloween in the town of Haddonfiled, Illinois.

THE END

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