Meanwhile, Freddy, Jason, and Stephen, pass a video store. The TV at the dislplay window is playing the preview of the killer Santa movie. Stephen notices.

Stephen: "Cool, Santa!"

-Stephen witnesses as Santa is axing off a kids head and violently throwing a kid out of a window of a house. The preview fascinates Stephen, while Jason flinches to it, as if he's getting a boner.

Movie preview: The killer Santa is shown axing a cop down a basement before fading to black and revealing the title, "Silent Night, Deadly Night."

Stephen: "Cool, a killer Santa movie!"

Jason Voorhees: "I can't believe it!"

Freddy Krueger: "It looks okay. But I must say, 'Christmas Evil' did it first."

Stephen: "Great, I'll probably never get to see that too. My dad won't let me see it for sure."

Jason Voorhees: "Hey, we'll take you to see it!"

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah! We'll just tell Michael we're seeing 'The Santa Clause 2'!"

Stephen: "Cool!"

-Meanwhile, Harry and Marv continue their way down the first floor of the mall.

Marv Merchants: "I gotta say, I love our plan for the heist!"

Harry Lime: "Shut up, Marv!"

Marv Merchants: "I mean, with what we're pulling off here, we ought to be called the green-faced bandits!"

-Harry shoves Marv.

Harry Lime: "Shut up, Marv!"

Marv Merchants: "Okay, I will. But, I just gotta say, it is a great plan...actually, I just forget what it was!"

-Harry sighs.

Harry Lime: "Okay, if I tell you what it is again, will you shut up?"

Marv Merchants: "Yes."

-Harry and Marv sit down a bench, placed parallel to another facing the opposite direction. Sitting on the parallel bench is Kevin sighing.

Harry: "Our plan is to break into the vault in the toy store, and..."

-Kevin flinches recognizing the voices behind him...the burglers! He listens intently as Harry spills the beans on their heist.

Harry: "...And, then, we'll break through the back door and escape. They'll never catch us!"

Marv: "Okay."

Harry: "Now, shut up!"

-Marv shrugs and pretends he's zipping his mouth. Harry and Marv get up and continue down the first floor of the mall. Kevin sees the closed down toy store in front of him and gets an idea. Meanwhile, Billy is playing Santa at the little cottage by Walmart. He's dealing with a snotty, rich kid.

Rich kid: "...And, I want a Playstation 2, Gamecube, XBox,..."

-While the snotty, rich kid rambles, Billy is reminded of another flashback.

Flashback: Billy remembers living at an orphanage when he was just nine years old. He heard some people moaning and groaning in a bedroom and looked through the key hole of the door. They were getting it on! Eventually, Mother Superior, the head nun, caught them in the middle of the act. She also caught Billy watching it. Mother Superior severely punished the woman (a nun) and guy (her boyfriend), and told Billy how naughty the the couple's act was. She also punished him for watching them, and spanked him.

Rich kid: "...And, I want skateboard, a go-ped..."

Billy: "Have you been good this year?"

Rich kid: "Uh, I'd say so, yeah."

Billy: "Have you been good all year?"

Rich kid: "Uh, yeah."

Billy: "Would you say that you were always good this year?"

Rich kid: "Uh..."

Billy: "Well, I don't know what to say to that. Except that for being naughty, Santa is going to punish you."

Rich kid: "Punish me?"

Billy: "Yeah, if you were naughty at all this year, you are a bad. You are very, very bad."

Rich kid: "Bad?"

Billy: "And for this, Santa is going to visit you and punish you for being naughty."

Rich kid: "Naughty?"

Billy: "That's right, naughty."

Rich kid: "Uh..."

-Cameraman turns to Billy and rich kid.

Cameraman: "Ready to take your picture?"

-Billy turns to the snotty, rich kid.

Billy: "Smile...or you'll be punished!"

-The snotty, rich kid smiles and the cameraman takes his picture with Santa. Billy grabs a toy from the big Christmas bag and gives it too the snotty, rich kid.

Billy: "Now run...or be punished!"

-The snotty, rich kid jumps off Billy's lap and runs for his parents. The Elf/dwarf calls for next kid.

Elf: "Who's next for Santa?"

-The next kid, Ralphie, comes up to Santa jumps on his lap.

Ralphie Parker: "Hey Santa!"

Billy: "Uh, hello."

Ralphie Parker: "For Christmas, I want want only one thing."

Billy: "Only one thing? Sounds like you've been naughty!"

Ralphie Parker: "Oh, no. I haven't been bad at all. I've just excited for this gift - a Daisy Brand Red-Ryder BB rifle."

Billy: "A BB rifle, huh? Have you good this year?"

Ralphie Parker: "Yes, I have."

-Meanwhile, in video store across where Santa's cottage is by Walmart are two co-workers playing tapes in the back room.

Co-worker #1: "Dude, you'll never believe what tape I got!"

Co-worker #2: "What?"

Co-worker #1: "The Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape!"

Co-worker #2: "Whoa! No shit?"

Co-worker #1: "No shit!"

Co-worker #2: "Dude, let's play it!"

-Co-worker #1 inserts the tape into a VCR and hits play. He also inadverdantly hits the transfer button, thus transfering what's being shown on the sex tape onto the TV's in the display window of the video store. Everybody outside the store, including Billy, the parents waiting in line for their children to see Santa, and a bunch of teenage boys walking by the video store, see the sex tape.

Sex tape (Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee are on a boat): Tommy Lee: "I'm horny!"; Pam Anderson: "So am I!"; Tommy Lee: "Let's get it on!"; Pam Anderson: "Okay!"; Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee begin making out, then start getting into foreplay, then start undressing...basically they're getting it on!

-The parents look in shocked awe at what's being exploited and cover their children's eyes. The teenage boys look start flinching as if they are getting boners. One of the parents, the husband, also starts to flinch, and the wife slaps him. More importantly, Billy watches in astonishment as his mind sort of rewinds the previous flashback in his head back and forth. Billy was starting to change! Finally, the manager of the video store takes notice and goes back to co-workers playing the sex tape. In a moment, the TVs in the display window change back to the regular program. The parents relax and uncover their children's eyes. The teenage boys groan. The husband groans, and the his wife slaps him again. Boy, awakened from his flashback trance turns to Ralphie, but in a more sinister way.

Billy: "Have you been good ALL this year?"

Ralphie Parker: "Yes, I have. Can I my BB rifle, please?"

Billy: "Not yet. Can you tell me that you have been 100% good all year?"

-Ralphie sighs.

Ralphie Parker: "No. There was this one time when..."

Billy: "That's enough. For being naughty..."

Ralphie Parker: "Naughty?"

Billy: "...you're going to be punished!"

-Ralphie, getting scared, starts to back away. Billy goes through the big Christmas bag and pulls out a toy...a Daisy Brand Red-Ryder BB rifle! Ralphie looks in surprise. Billy takes the BB rifle and aims it at the Ralphie. The parents look in shocked awe at Santa's actions. Billy aims the BB rifle at Ralphie and shoots. The BB shoots Ralphie's eye out and his body flails to the ground. Ralphie's parents look in shock. That's when Billy gets up and starts charging for the teenage boys that were flinching to the sex tape.

Billy: "Naughty!"

-The parents start to flee with their children. The flinching husband is about to flee with his family but Billy aims the BB rifle at him.

Billy: "Punish!"

-He shoots a BB clear through the husband's forehead, and he his body falls to the ground. The wife and children look in shock. Billy continues charging toward the teenage boys.

Billy: "Nuaghty!"

-One of the teenage boys start to flee, but the rifles shoots a BB at his head. Another teenage boy tries to flee, but a BB gets shot in his neck and gurgles out blood before flailing to the ground. Billy grabs the last teenage boy and shoves his him through the display window. His head is broken into one of the TV sets and he dies an electrify death. Billys start marching down the mall in search of naughty people.

Billy: "Naughty!"

-Meanwhile, in the one-hour-photo store, people are having their families pictures taken. The family is none other than the Simpsons. Everyone but Bart are smiling. Bart is simply just making faces ruining the takes.

Cameraman: "Let's try just this again."

Marge Simpson: "Please Bart, just smile this once. We have no decent family pictures at home."

Bart Simpson: "Okay, mom."

Cameraman: "Okay everyone, smile!"

-Everyone smiles, and the cameraman takes their picture. Bart, however, makes a funny face at last second. Marge sighs as the cameramen is starting to lose his patience. Homer grabs Bart and start strangling him.

Homer Simpson: "Why, you!"

-Homer continues strangling Bart.

Bart: "Argh...!"

-That's when Billy walks up the store and sees Homer strangling Bart.

Billy: "Naughty!"

-Billy goes into the store grabs Homer. Homer loses his grasp on Bart as Billy starts lifts him high into the air and strangles him.

Billy: "Punish!"

-Billy continues to strangle Homer.

Homer Simpson: "Argh...!"

Bart Simpson: "Homer!"

Marge Simpson: "Homey!"

-Billy tightens his grip on Homer's neck.

Homer Simpson: "Argh...!"

-Homer finally looses it and dies.

Homer Simpson: "Argh!"

-Billy drop Homer's body and leaves the store. The remaining Simpson family look in shocked awe. Maggie spits out her pacifier and utters her first word.

Maggie Simpson: "Naughty!"

-Meanwhile, Billy runs down the first floor of the mall as police chase him. That's when Billy quickly runs into a clothes store and hides behind a manniquin. The police run by the store. From outside the store, Freddy, Jason, and Stephen, saw the police running by.

Jason Voorhees: "What was that about?"

Freddy Krueger: "I don't know. Maybe there's a psycho on the loose."

-Freddy, Jason, and Stephen, laugh. That's when Michael catches up with them.

Michael Myers: "Hey guys, there's a psycho on the loose! The police are chasing him."

-Jason turns to Freddy, then back to Michael.

Jason Voorhees: "No shit?"

Michael Myers: "No shit!'

-Freddy, Jason, Michael, and Stephen, follow the police down the north side of the wall. Billy walks back outside of the clothing store and runs down the the south side of the mall. Meanwhile, also in the south side of the mall, Kevin catches up with Harry and Marv.

Kevin McCalister: "Hey guys, I know your plan!"

-Harry and Marv hear Kevin, but keep going.

Marv Merchants: "It's him!"

Harry Lime: "It can't be him! This can't be happening again!"

Kevin McCalister: "Didn't you guys hear me? I know your plan for your heist!"

Harry Lime: "Keep going and act natural."

Kevin McCalister: "Hey, you horses ass!"

-Harry and Marv stop in their tracks.

Harry Lime: "It's him! He's going to fumble our plan!"

Marv Merchants: "Let's get `em!"

-Harry and Marv turn around and start chasing Kevin down first floor of the south side of the mall. Kevin leads Harry and Marv right to the closed down toy store. The toy store is boarded, because of robbery. The windows are broken and the door is broken through. The whole place is boarded up except for one loose board at the bottom of the door. Kevin crawls through the loose board and Harry and Marv follow. Billy witnesses Harry and Marv, in their Santa suits, chasing Kevin.

Billy: "Naughty!

-Billy crawls under the loose board and follows Harry and Marv. A policeman witnesses all of this and reports for the rest of policemen. Through the darkness of the store, Harry and Marv listen for Kevin.

Kevin McCalister: "Over here, you horses ass!"

Marv Merchants: "That son of a..."

Harry Lime: "Relax, we'll get him this time."

-Harry and Marve walk by the isles and see nothing. Upon reaching the last two isles, Harry turns to the Marv.

Harry: "You take second last one, I'll take the last one."

Marv: "Okay."

-Marv stupidly start walking into the last one, and Marv shoves him.

Harry: "the second last one, you idiot!"

Marv: "Okay!"

-Marv starts walking through the second last isle. Harry watches to make sure, then starts walking through the last isle. Marv looks around cautiously for traps Kevin might have set up. Behind him is Billy quietly stalking him. Marv is just about makes it to the end of the isle when he steps on a wire. Through the many clever set-ups Kevin devised, a hammer is let loose near the ceiling and starts swinging for Marv. Marv sees it and ducks to the left. Upon ducking, the hammer swings at Billy's chest. Billy falls over in pain.

Billy: "Argh!"

-Marv, seeing the surprise Santa, doesn't know what to do. Billy gets up, recovering from the stomach pain and turns to Marv angrily.

Billy: "Naughty!"

-Billy grabs Marv and throws him against a shelf and grabs the hammer. He looks at Marv with no mercy in his eyes.

Billy: "Punish!"

-Billy swings the hammer Marv and doesn't stop.

Marv Merchants: "Augh...!"

-Billy continues violently swinging the hammer at Marv, only putting more aggresion as he does.

Marv Merchants: "Augh! Augh! Augh!"

-Marv, now bleeding all over, loses it as Billy swings the hammer at him one more time.
Marv Merchants: "Augh!"

-Marv's body flails to the ground and starts after Harry. Harry heard Marv's whimperings from the isle.

Harry Lime: "Marv, are you okay?"

-Silence.

Harry Lime: "Marv?

-Suddenly the shelves around him start collapsing. They tumble from the end of the isle to the beginning chasing Harry. That's when halfway through it stops. He looks around at the mess of tumbled shelves and knocked over toys. And there in the second last isle, he sees Marv laying on the ground motionless.

Harry Lime: "Marv?

-Silence.

Harry Lime: "Marv, you okay?"

-That's when Billy appears from the front of the isle and starts charging towards him. He looks at him angerly

Billy: "Naughty!"

-Harry looks in shocked awe at what he has to face. That's when Billy steps on a wire Harry missed before. Through the clever set-ups, a heavy box with toys falls on Billy. Billy falls to the ground. Harry watches cautiously from where he is. Billy is motionless. He starts walking up to his body and is about to walk over him.

Harry Lime: "Screw it!"

-Harry stops where he is and heads further into the isle where the shelves collapsed. He walks around the collapsed shelves into the second last isle where he sees Marv's body.

Harry Lime: "Eww."

-He starts back to the front of the isle. Almost there, he walks eagerly to escape the wrathe of the killer Santa. Harry reaches the front of the isle just as Harry meets him there and grabs him. But, he resists and punches the killer Santa back. He punches him in the cheek. Billy falls back. He gets up looking surprised, then starts charging for him as if he were to ram him. Harry ducks out of his way in doing so. Billy stops where he is and turns around. He starts going for Harry again. Harry tries to duck, but Billy gets him this time. He grabs Harry from the floor and lifts him with on hand and with the other holds a toy, a plastic screw driver.

Billy: "Punish!"

-With a mighty swing, he staps the screw driver into his throat. Harry gurgles up blood and feet flail. Billy drops the body and starts to walk to the front of the isle. From the top of the last shelf in the corner, Kevin witnessed it all. He has a shocked expression on his face. That's when he sees the boards boarding the store breaking down. The police were trying to get through. Kevin looks around and sees no sign of the killer Santa. He jumps down from the top of the shelf and cautiously walks to the front of the last isle. he looks around the corner. The police have mostly broken through the boards. Kevin waits for a moment. That's when the remaining shelves between the last and second last isle start to fall. He runs to the end where the other half of the shelves already fell. He looks as the last shelf falls, revealing the killer Santa. He stares him down as he was angry for in inadverdantly falling for his traps. Then suddenly, the police break through the remaining boards. Billy quickly hides in one of the isles. The policeman turns on the lights.

Policeman: "Get out with your hands up!"

-Kevin looks around the shelf between the second-and third last isle. The policeman sees him.

Policeman: "It's okay son. Just walk out very quietly."

-Kevin slowly starts walking up from the back isles. From his isle, Billy grabs an ax below an emergency alarm. Kevin continues slowly walking up to the front of the store. That's when he sees his family waiting for him. He starts to run up, and runs like he never did before. He's about to pass the final isle when Billy comes out of the first isle...

Billy: "Punish!"

-...and chops off his head. Kevin's head lands and tumbles in front his mother. She looks at the head, who's eyes look scared shitless. She looks in shocked awe and screams. That's when the policeman sees Billy just standing there.

Policeman: "Get him!"

-All the policeman start firing bullets at Billy. Billy starts losing it, but manages to walk up to the front of the store. Finally, he falls in front of the cops and Kevin's family and says his dying words.

Billy: "Santa's gone..."

-Freddy, Jason, Michael, and Stephen witnessed the final resolution of Kevin and the killer Santa.

Jason Voorhees: "Whoa!"

Freddy Krueger: "After all this, I don't think they're still going to show that killer Santa movie."

Stephen: "Darn."

-Michael turns to Stephen.

Michael Myers: "Well, it doesn't matter. You weren't going to see it anyway."

-Stephen sighs.

Michael Myers: "But, I am finally going to show a personal movie to you. I should add that while I may appear similar to figure in it, I only adapted a few inspirations from it."

-Michael winks to Freddy and Jason.

Michael Myers: "I am going to finally show you the one of the all-time horror films - 'Halloween'!"

Stephen: "Really?"

Michael Myers: "Yeah."

Stephen: "Cool!"

-Freddy, Jason, Michael, and Stephen, go on to buy "Halloween" from one of the video stores and watch it at Michael's pad.

THE END