-Freddy, Jason, Michael, Chucky, Pinhead, and Leatherface sit around the Poker Table. Michael shuffles the cards with his quick hands.
Michael Myers: "Okay, what are the bids?"

Freddy Krueger: "$50 dollars!"

-Everybody shrugs.

Michael Myers: "I'm cool with that."

-Michael hands out the cards to everyone. Everyone puts on their poker faces, while Leatherface puts on a hungry face.

Michael Myers: "So Pinhead, what have you been up to? Have you tortured the unfortunate souls of anybody major lately?"

Pinhead: "I can't say that I've tortured anybody memorable. But, I have been meaning to do something about all this ruckus in the media over Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez."

-Jason laughs.

Freddy Krueger: "You mean Ben and J-Lo."

Jason Voorhees: "Or, Bennifer!"

Pinhead: "Whatever names fit them, yes. However, since I opened up that night club, I've tortured high numbers of souls. Do you have any idea how many miserable assholes live in this tri-state area?"

Jason Voorhees: "Oh, I know! I've taken care of a lot of them."

Freddy Krueger: "I know you mean. I've invaded the dreams of lots of people in this city, and it's sad. They have these hopes and dreams, yet they do nothing to achieve them. They just trap themselves in an empty existence."

Pinhead: "Yes, it is sad. I'm finding myself bored with torturing and killing people who want nothing but to rid of themselves. What ever happened to joy? I want to torture people who are happy, damn it!"

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, exactly. The teenagers on Elm Street were constantly hassled by yours truly, yet they were still able to enjoy themselves. Now, we're all preying on people who practically want us to come. Back on Elm Street, Nancy had the most incredible wet dreams of Glen. And, Tina had the most, um, fun with Rod. Now, I have these New Yorkers whom dream of meeting that special person they vie for, and opening their own private businesses. However, they have no balls at all to anything about them. And they trap themselves in misreble and depressing lives over it. It's sad."

Michael Myers: "Wow. Sounds like you ought to be a psychologist, Fred. What with you invading their dreams like that!"

Jason Voorhees: "Nancy having wet dreams...you peeping Tom!"

Freddy Krueger: "What can I say? I'm the dream master!"

Pinhead: "And, what can I say? I'm the winner of this round!"

-Pinhead reveals his cards to be a Flush.

Michael Myers: "Pinhead, how do you know you've already won the round?"

Pinhead: "Because I have Flush, that's why!"

Michael Myers: "Honestly...you're so naive."

-Michael reveals his cards to be a Full House.

Pinhead: "Argh!"

Leatherface: "Well, I'm out."

Chucky: "Darn it."

Freddy Krueger: "I don't quite have the magic yet."

-Jason studies his cards.

Jason Voorhees: "Hey, I won!"

-Jason reveals his cards to be a Royal Flush.

Pinhead: "Argh!"

Michael Myers: "Hey, good for you. You seldom win the first round on our Poker nights."

-Michael hands Jason $50 dollars as everyone else is. Pinhead shuffles the cards with his quick hands for the second round. He hands the cards to everyone.

Pinhead: "This match will be mine, I tell ya. Mine!"

Freddy Krueger: "That's what you think, needleface!"

-Pinhead sneers at Freddy. Freddy sneers back at Pinhead.
Michael Myers: "So, how are you dealing with the 'Chainsaw' remake, Leatherface?"

Leatherface: "What remake?"

Michael Myers: "Uh, the remake of your classic 1974 film, 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre'."

Leatherface: "Remake? What remake? There is no remake!"

Jason Voorhees: "Dude, you don't have to be in denial over it. It's okay. We feel your pain."

Micheal Myers: "Yeah. Recently, a remake to my classic film, 'Halloween' was announced, and I was mad as hell. I'm glad it's not really happening. Though, I get the feeling that was ploy by Dimension, so horror fans would be more open-minded for "Helloween."

Pinhead: "Argh!"

Leatherface: "Well, I don't know about you guys, but there aren't anymore "Chainsaw" films in the works."

Freddy Krueger: "Really, skinface? You know, I've been thinking of going to the theater in a couple of weeks for the premier of a new movie, a remake actually of your classic film, 'The Texas Chain movie.' You want to join me?!"

Leatherface: "I don't think so. Otherwise, if such blasphamy ever really occured, I'll tell ya, there's going to be a massacre at that theater, and it ain't going be pretty!"

Jason Voorhees: "Oh, that would be good!"

Freddy Krueger: "I'd pay to see that! I can just see it now. I'll go to the movie's and buy a ticket for 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.' Yet, there would be an actual massacre occuring there in the theater at the hands of Leatherface himself and his chainsaw. That would be so ironic!"

Michael Myers: "Leatherface, you have to get over it eventually."

Leatherface: "Get over what? There's nothing to get over."

Michael Myers: "Okay..."

Freddy Krueger: "Hey Leatherface, there's an ad here in this newspaper for an early screening of, um, let's see, oh yeah, 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre'! You want to enter it and see the movie two weeks before the movie's premier?!"

-Freddy shows Leatherface the ad directly in his face. Leatherface grabs the newspaper and crumples it up.

Leatherface: "There is no remake! Not as long as I live!"

Freddy Krueger: "Then, I don't think you'll be around much longer. Let's see, the movie comes out on October 17. That means that you would have 19 days to live!"

Leatherface: "No, that means that anybody unfortunate enough to see such blasphamy in the theater has 19 days to live!"

Michael Myers: "Wow, you're really serious. But, you have to face the facts. The movie has been filmed and is going to be released soon. You even sobotaged the sets, and they still managed to complete the film on time. I'm sorry, it's a no-win situation for you."

Leatherface: "Whatever. Do you have anything to eat?"

Michael Myers: "Of course. What do you want? There's chips and doritos here on the table for you."

Leatherface: "Well..."

Michael Myers: "And, there's roasted chicken and Chinese take-out in the fridge."

Leatherface: "Uh..."

Michael Myers: "Oh, that's right! You want people to eat, don't ya?!"

Leatherface: "Yeah!"

Michael Myers: "Well, I have a surprise for you."

-Michael goes to the refrigerator and grabs what appears to be two fat human arms.

Leatherface: "Oh my! flesh!"

Michael Myers: "That's right. I decided to be nice to you this time, so I did the work for you. Try it. You'll love it!"

-Leatherface grabs the arms and bites two chunks out them.

Leatherface: "Mmmm!"

-Leatherface stops and holds the arms back and looks inside them. He then spits out the food he has inside his mouth as if to throw up.

Leatherface: "Ewww! Food! Actual food!"

Michael Myers: "That's right! I stuffed those human arms with real food. Chicken, beans, rice, the works!"

Leatherface: "Ewww! How could you?!"

Michael Myers: "What? Just having some fun!"

-Freddy high-5's Michael.

Freddy Krueger: "That was a good one!"

Michael Myers: "Yeah!"

Jason Voorhees: "That was awesome!"

Chucky: "Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh! What a moron!"

-Leatherface, who's rinsing his mouth at the sink, turns to Chucky.

Leatherface: "What did you say?"

-Chucky snickers.

Chucky: "Nothing!"

Leatherface: "Oh, I know you said something!"

-Leatherface charges towards Chucky as if to attack him. Michael stops him.

Michael Myers: "Leatherface, stop! We're all just having fun here. Don't take all this so personally. Sit down, so we can continue playing Poker..."

-All in the while, Jason tries to unnoticeably look at Leatherface's cards.

Michael Myers: "..And Jason, stop looking at Leatherface's cards!"

-Jason looks back at his cards and sighs. Leatherface turns to Jason in an angry manner, then in a hungry manner.

Michael Myers: "And Leatherface, don't even think about it!"

-Leatherface sighs and sits down. Michael sits down and everybody looks at their cards.

Pinhead: "Well gentlemen, it appears that I've won this second round with a Full House!"

-Pinhead reveals his cards to be a Full House. Pinhead then turns to Michael and sneers.

Pinhead: "What about you?!"

Michael Myers: "You got me this time. Good job."

-Jason turns to Pinhead and sneers.

Jason Voorhees: "Sorry Needleface, I beat you again!"

-Jason reveals his cards to be a Royal Flush.

Pinhead: "Argh, no!"

Jason Voorhees: "Argh, yes!"

Leatherface: "I'm out again."

Chucky: "Damn it."

Freddy Krueger: "I lost again, but it was worth it to see Pinhead's disappointment in losing!"

Pinhead: "Really? I'll tear you soul apart!"

Freddy Kreueger: "Oh, I'm so scared!"

Michael Myers: "Hey, you're on a roll Jason. That's a nice change for you."

-Everybody gives Jason $50 dollars. Jason shuffles the cards for the next round. He hands the cards to everyone, and everyone puts on their Poker faces.

Pinhead: "More money this time. $75 dollars!"

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, 75 dollars!"

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, more money!"

Michael Myers: "I'm cool with that."

Freddy Krueger: "So, what's up 'Helloween' so far?"

Michael Myers: "Well..."

Pinhead: "Argh!"

Michael: "...Since the continuing success of your movie, 'Freddy vs. Jason,' Dimension Films is still pushing for Pinhead and I to do a versus movie together."

Pinhead: "It's all bullshit!"

Michael Myers: "Yes, it is. They're really pushing for a film that is destined to flop. What Dimension doesn't realized is that 'Freddy vs. Jason' was successful, because the film had been in the making for years and that horror fans were anxiously anticipating for it."

Jason Voorhees: "So true!"

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, it would always come up among my fans and Jason's fans."

Michael Myers: "And, now Dimension thinks that just because they own Pinhead and I, they can just stuff us into one movie and make an equal success."

Pinhead: "Yes, it's all about greed."

Michael Myers: "They even did a poll for horror fans, and there was a 55 percent vote for, ahem, 'NO' to 'Helloween'. And guess what, they still want to do it!"

Pinhead: "What bothers me about all of this is that I'm just starting to get respect again for my 'Hellraiser' films with my straight-to-video sequels. Even 'Deader' and 'Deadworld' will do more justice. But now, all that respect is about to go out the window, because of a rush-job that nobody wants."

Jason Voorhees: "What about the 45 percent that said 'YES'?"

Michael Myers: "I'm sure a lot of them voted 'YES,' just because they didn't want a 'Halloween' remake. I swear, the whole thing was a ploy."

Freddy Krueger: "What are you guys going to do?"

Michael Myers: "If they seriously push us into it, let's just say that there's going to be a massacre at the studio of Dimension Films."

Pinhead: "And, it ain't going to be pretty!"

Michael Myers: "Executives are going to be slashed and stabbed to my heart's content."

Pinhead: "Yes, those poor executives' suffering will legendary."

Michael Myers: "Some will pay in such bloody and brutal ways, it will be a feat for me."

Pinhead: "It will be a night of massacre nobody will ever forget."
Michael Myers: "And in the end, the Head of the studio will get the worst."

Pinhead: "And will slowly suffer as I will discover what makes him tick!"

Jason Voorhees: "Wow!"

Freddy Krueger: "Now, that's powerful stuff."

Jason Voorhees: "Can we join you in this massacre?"

Michael Myers: "When the time comes."

Pinhead: "If the time comes."

Michael Myers: "Yeah. We'll have to see what happens."

Pinhead: "Anyway..."

-Michael snickers.

Michael Myers: "Here we go again!"

Pinhead: "...I believe I have won this third round."

-Pinhead reveals his cards to be a Full House.

Michael Myers: "You got me again. I had a Straight."

Jason Voorhees: "I'm not so lucky this time."

Leatherface: "Sorry fellas, I have a Royal Flush!"

Pinhead: "No! It can't be!"

Leatherface: "Yes! It can!"

-Leatherface reveals his cards to be a Royal Flush.

Pinhead: "Argh, no!"

Chucky: "Damn it!"

Freddy Krueger: "I'll get my chance."

-Everybody gives Leatherface $75 dollars and Chucky shuffles the cards for the fourth round. He hands everybody their cards and everybody puts on their Poker faces.

Chucky: "I know some you guys are going to be happy to hear this. Since the success of 'Freddy vs. Jason,' as well as 'Cabin Fever,' Universal Studios is considering green-lighting 'Seed of Chucky'!"

Jason Voorhees: "Whoa! Really?"

Chucky: "Hell fuckin' yeah!"

Freddy: "It's about time. It took the success of recent horror successes for Universal to realize the potential of 'Seed of Chucky'? Honestly..."

Michael Myers: "I think this is great news. I loved 'Bride of Chucky' to death, and still do. All your movies are good."

Chucky: "Thanks. Yeah, it feels good that Universal is getting off their asses and doing something with a potential product."

Michael Myers: "Wait a minute. Wasn't 'Bride of Chucky' screwed over, because the new Head of Universal didn't like horror movies? If she doesn't like horror movies, why would she care about these horror success's?"

Chucky: "Oh, her. She got involved in an accident recently, and won't be having anymore say in this matter."

Michael Myers: "What do you mean? No! You killed her?"

Chucky: "No. I wish it was me, though. She got into a car accident. Remember that fatal car pile that occured on Highway 180 recently?"

Michael Myers: "Yeah, some woman had a preminition of it, and it ended up happening."

Chucky: "She was one of several unlucky people driving behind a big rig carrying a massive logs."

Freddy Krueger: "Man, that's creepy and scary stuff."

Chucky: "Since then, a new guy took over her position, and decided that based on the success of 'Freddy vs. Jason,' 'Creepers Jeepers 2,' and 'Cabin Fever,' they might go ahead to do 'Bride of Chucky'. This dude is not such a bad guy."

Michael Myers: "That's a good thing."

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah man, that's awesome! I can't wait for it to happen!"
Chucky: "Yeah. Now, all we have to do is hope that they don't fuck it up!"

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah. Now, that it's green-lit, they better not rush it like they rushed 'Child's Play 3'."

Chucky: "I'll make sure they don't. Can you believe that following the success of 'Child's Play 2,' Part 3 came around 9 months later? Nine months! I could have had a baby in that time!"

Michael Myers: "Yeah! In the history of rush-jobs, that has to be the ultimate!"

Jason Voorhees: "If they gave it a few more months, 'Child's Play 3' could have turned out so much better. It had it's moments, like you slashing that barber's throat and crushing that guy in the dump truck. Those scenes were great, but it has it's share of weak spots too. As a horror icon, even I'm able to realize that."

Michael Myers: "Yeah, they should have taken their time. And since there's so many potential film projects open now, the filmmakers better take their time and make them the best products they can be."

Chucky: "I'll make sure they do. Thing is, I didn't have that much power then to order this and that, but now that I've done four films like this and have my own name in the freakin' title, I'll make sure they don't fuck up my movie."

Pinhead: "I really hate to interrupt all this, but..."

Chucky: "Sorry Needleface, I own this match. I have a Full fuckin' House!"

-Chucky reveals his cards to be a Full House.

Pinhead: "No!"

-Chucky sneers at Pinhead.

Chucky: "Sorry Jack, Chucky's back!"

-Chucky turns to everyone else.

Chucky: "Any takers?"

Michael Myers: "You certainly own this match."

Jason Voorhees: "It's yours."

Freddy Krueger: "I have no Royal Flush, unfortunately."

Leatherface: "I'm out."

-Everyone gives Chucky $75 dollars. Freddy grabs the cards starts to shuffle them, but stops realizing his claws. He gives the cards to Jason to shuffle.

Pinhead: "More money. $100 dollars!"

Freddy Krueger: "No, $115 dollars!"

-Everybody shrugs.

Michael Myers: "Okay."

-Jason shuffles the cards and gives everyone their cards.

Jason Voorhees: "I have some good news of my own about the success of 'Freddy vs. Jason.' Since the film's success, New Line Cinema has opened up a potential script for another 'Friday The 13th'."

Freddy Krueger: "Whoa!"

Michael Myers: "Really?"

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah! Do you know how long it's been since I've been to Crystal Lake? It's about damn time!"

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, I know what you mean. New Line doesn't need you going on anymore field trips right now!"

Michael Myers: "What's this potential script?

Jason Voorhees: "It's something they've had in mind for a while if 'Freddy vs. Jason' did well. There's a couple actually. Hopefully, it'll be a good one. Actually, I hope that this new entry could be set in the winter time."

Freddy Krueger: "That would be cool. The white paleness of snow would mix really well with blood!"

Jason Voorhees: "I know! And, I especially want to get back at Tommy Jarvis. I would love it if New Line could buy the rights of his character from Paramount."

Michael Myers: "Can they do that? Aren't they licensed to just use him since they own the rights of the series?"

Jason Voorhees: "I don't think so. They only own rights of the title I think."

Freddy Krueger: "That's screwed up. They should be able to use Tommy Jarvis if they want."

Michael Myers: "Well, good luck to you too, Jason. Oh, and everybody..."

-Michael sneers at Pinhead.

Michael Myers: "...And, you too Pinhead, owe me $115. I won this round!"

-Michael reveals his cards to be a Royal Flush. Pinhead sighs.

Pinhead: "Argh..."

Jason Voorhees: "Wow, that was quick."

Leatherface: "Well, I'm out."

Chucky: "Damn."

Freddy Krueger: "My turn is coming, I'm sure."

-Everybody gives Michael his $115 dollars. Michael shuffles the cards with his very quick hands.

Freddy Krueger: "More money. This time, $135 dollars!"

Pinhead: "Yes, definitely more money. I didn't come here to lose!"

-Michael hands everyone their money.

Freddy Krueger: "You know, since the success of 'Freddy vs. Jason,'..."

-Pinhead mutters something to himself.

Pinhead: "What is it with 'Freddy vs. Jason'? That movie is crap!"

-Everyone turns to silence and turns to Pinhead.

Freddy Krueger: "What did you just say?"

Pinhead: "I said that 'Freddy vs. Jason' is crap."

Jason Voorhees: "What the heck did you just say?"

Pinhead: "I repeat: 'Freddy vs. Jason' is crap."

Freddy and Jason: "What the hell did you just say?!"
Pinhead: "What? You can't take it that at least one person happens to, ahem, NOT like that wretched movie of yours?"

Jason Voorhees: "Wretched?!"

Pinhead: "Yes, wretched! The character were poorly developed, the acting was atrocious, there was no actual plot or story, and the pace was rushed."

Freddy Krueger: "How can you say that?"

Pinhead: "Oh, so neither of you two had any fans that were displeased with your versus project? I realize that a high majority of horror fans liked your movie. However, there is still a minority, and I happen to be in that minority that don't like it."

Freddy Krueger: "It's just that your a horror icon. It's surprising that..."

Pinhead: "What? It's surprising that not every horror icon didn't like your versus movie? The same logic with majority and minority applies here too. It's as simple as that. Besides, it's not like I particularly like your insipid 'A Nightmare on Elm Street' movies."

Freddy Krueger: "Insipid?!"

Pinhead: "And, it's not like I enjoy the awful 'Friday The 13th' movies either. They're all the same!"

Jason Voorhees: "They are so not!"

Michael Myers: "Pinhead, stop where you are right now!"

Pinhead: "And, you're series! I admit they had potential at first. At first, that is. Then, they started literally going to hell!"

Michael Myers: "Pinhead, I know you don't mean any of that. I also know you're still frustrated over your series going straight-to-video, but you don't have to take it on us. If you ask me, you should relax at your night club more often and torture more unfortunate souls. If you continue to keep this up, I'll have to ask you to leave at once."

Pinhead: "If I ask you? Why the hell should I ask you for anything?!"

Michael Myers: "Pinhead..."

Pinhead: "I...I'm sorry. Things have gotten to my head lately."

Jason Voorhees: "Like your obsession with winning!"

-Michael hushes Jason to shut up.

Pinhead: "Okay. Let's get back to Poker."

-Everybody looks back at their cards.

Pinhead: "And, what's this? As it stands I am the winner of this round!"

-Pinhead reveals his cards to be a Royal Flush.

Pinhead: "Welcome to oblivion!"

Michael Myers: "Wow. Good for you."

Leatherface: "I'm out again."

Chucky: "Damn it."

Jason Voorhees: "Oh, well."

Freddy Krueger: "As usual, I'll be the last to win. The next round is mine!"

-Pinhead grabs the cards and starts shuffling them with his quick hands.

Pinhead: "Oh, I don't think so!"

Freddy Krueger: "I do think so! In fact I'll put more money into it. $150 dollars!"

Pinhead: "Yeah, I like the sound of that!"

-Everyone shrugs.

Michael Myers: "Whatever."

-Pinhead hands everyone their cards and everyone puts on their poker faces.

Michael Myers: "The other day, I was watching the 'The Ring,' and I was thinking: 'Damn, there are a lot of remakes in the works right now!'."

Jason Voorhees: "How many are there..."

-Jason sneers at Leatherface.

Jason Voorhees: "...Other than the 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'?"

-Leatherface sneers back.

Michael Myers: "A lot. Other than 'Suspiria,' 'Dawn of The Dead,' and 'King Kong'...

Jason Voorhees: "They're remaking 'Dawn of The Dead'?!"

Michael Myers: "...remakes to 'The Hills Have Eyes,' 'The Wickerman,' 'The Toolbox Murders' are in the works."

Freddy Krueger: "They're remaking 'The Wickerman'? Why?! That movie's a masterpiece!"

Michael Myers: "They're also re-remaking 'The Fly'."

Jason Voorhees: "A re-remake?!"

Michael: "Oh, and since the American remake of 'Ringu' did really well, American updates to 'Audition,' 'Eye,' and 'Dark Water' are in development."

Pinhead: "This is ubsord. Has Hollywood really ran out this many original ideas?!"

Jason Voorhees: "A re-remake of 'The Fly'?"

Michael Myers: "Yeah. Apparently, the gimmick with that is to actually make the fly 'fly'!"

Freddy Krueger: "I can just see it now: a CGI fly gracefully flying in it's cheapness."

Leatherface: "Until now, I never realized how absurd this remake fad was. It doesn't seem so bad now that my movie is being remade. Still, it freakin' sucks that they didn't cast me as, well, myself. I could've been there to surpervise the shoot to make sure they wouldn't mess it up."

Jason Voorhees: "I hear ya man."

Michael Myers: "Yeah. this whole thing is absurd."

Pinhead: "Actually, it's absurd that I haven't won a second round yet. I have a respectable Flush!"

Freddy Krueger: "Sorry, Pinhead. I have a Full House."

-Freddy reveals his cards to be a Full House.

Pinhead: "Argh..."

Michael Myers: "It's about time."

Freddy Krueger: "So true!"

Leatherface: "Well, I'm out again."

Jason Voorhees: "Whatever."

Chucky: "Damn it!"

-Everybody gives Freddy $150 dollars. Chucky grabs the cards and starts shuffling.

Freddy Krueger: "Getting a little cranky there, Chucky?"

-Chucky hands everyone their cards.

Chucky: "It's just everything. Tiffany, my son...I seem to have everything on track now with 'Seed of Chucky' in the works, but I don't know if I can trust Tiffany anymore."

Michael Myers: "You already know what sex the baby is? I thought Tiffany decided to not screen the baby and find out the baby's sex upon birth."

Chucky: "Oh, we don't know 100 % yet what it is, but I'm sure it's a boy. In fact, I've already bought him a whole of stuff for it. G.I.Goe's, Transformers, and even little football Jersey's."

Freddy Krueger: "You already bought your kid some toys and such? That's cute!"

Jason and Michael: "A 1, a 2, a 1, 2, 3: Chucky and Tiffany sitting in a tree..."

Chucky: "Uh, Guys?"

Jason and Michael: "...K-I-S-S-I-N-G..."

Chucky: "What the fuck are you guys are doing?"

-Freddy snickers and joins in.

Freddy, Jason, and Michael: "...First comes love..."

Chucky: "This isn't funny!"

Freddy, Jason, and Michael: "...Next comes marriage..."

Chucky: "Please stop!"

Freddy, Jason, Michael, and Leatherface: "...Then comes Chucky in a baby carriage!"

-Freddy, Jason, Michael, and Leatherface laugh. Chucky sits there embarrassed.

Chucky: "What the fuck what all about?!"

Michael Myers: "Come on, Chucky. We were having some fun!"

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah!"

Chucky: "Funny is not what that was. Stupid is what that was!"

Freddy Krueger: "That's okay Chucky. We love you too!"

Chucky: "Shut up!"

Jason Voorhees: "Wait a minute...First comes love, next comes marriage...You aren't even married yet! You skipped a step!"

Chucky: "So?"

Michael Myers: "So, you're about to have a child. Shouldn't you marry Tiffany before the birth of your son?"

Chucky: "What about my problems with Tiffany? Haven't you thought of that?"

Freddy Krueger: "We mean in general. Yeah, you're having difficulties with her now. But, if you weren't and were happy with her, wouldn't you want to marry her first before that child is given life?"

Chucky: "I guess. I never really thought about it. But, I still have to figure out what's going on with her."

Michael Myers: "What exactly is going on?"

Chucky: "Okay. Whenever we're together, she acts differently than usual. She seems to be in her own world as if something is bothering her. First of all, she hardly has any fight in her anymore when we fight. She just gives up and tells me I'm right! And when we fuck, she doesn't try anymore. She just goes into routine and doesn't add any spice or surprise to it. She used to mix it up all the time. Now, she goes on autopilot!"

Michael Myers: "I can see where you're coming from now. It's obvious something is up with her. Talk to her. Ask her what's wrong."

Chucky: "I've done that, but she just tells me 'nothing' and goes off somewhere."

Michael Myers: "I don't know what to say."

Jason Voorhees: "I have an idea. Get her drunk!"
Chucky: "What?!"

Jason Voorhees: "Get her drunk. She'll be more talkative and may reveal surprising information."

Freddy Krueger: "He's right. He gets drunk all the time, and says the most unbelievable bullshit!"

-Jason punches Freddy. Freddy laughs.

Jason Voorhees: "Shut up!"

Michael Myers: "Well, you got to try something, or you two are going nowhere."

Chucky: "Yeah."

Michael Myers: "Why don't you go on a Talk show and try to get her to reveal it on TV?"

Chucky: "I can't do that."

Michael Myers: "It can help. I've seen a lot of desperate couples go on Talk shows and feel closer to each other, because of the experience."

Chucky: "I'll consider it."

Pinhead: "Okay, I've won with a Straight!"

Michael Myers: "That's the lowest combination you can get. You are so naive and desperate!"

Pinhead: "But, I have a straight!"

Jason Voorhees: "Sorry needleface, I have a Flush!"

Pinhead: "Argh, no!"

Jason Voorhees: Argh, yes!"

Leatherface: "Sorry to break your bickering up, but I have a Full House!"

-Leatherface reveals his cards to be a Full House.

Chucky: "Sorry Jack, Chucky's back! I've won with a Royal fuckin' Flush!"

-Chucky reveals his cards to be a Royal Flush, then sneers at Pinhead.

Chucky: "Welcome to oblivion!"

Pinhead: "No!"

-Pinhead sags his head and gives Chucky $150 dollars as everyone else does.

Michael Myers: "Good for you Chucky! Now, that's the enough for the a night. I'm beat."

-Pinhead picks up head.

Pinhead: "No! We have to be play again! One more round!"

Michael Myers: "You'll have to until next week. I'm tired out Poker for now."

Pinhead: "No! One more round!"

Freddy Krueger: "Why, so you can win another round? It will take more than one game for you to win another round. It will take all night!"

Pinhead: "Why, you!"

-Pinhead jumps across the table and attacks Freddy. Meanwhile, Michael turns to Jason, Chucky, and Leatherface.

Michael Myers: "Good game."

Jason Voorhees: "Not so bad."

Chucky: "Hell fuckin' yeah! I'm coming home with the most money!"

Leatherface: "I guess so."

-Suddenly, the room turns to darkness and two cenobites are appear waiting for Pinhead. Pinhead, however, is still fighting with Freddy. The two cenobites walk out of the darkness, grab Pinhead, and start dragging him away into the darkness.

Pinhead: "I'll be back! I always be back!"

Freddy Krueger: "I know, and I'll be waiting!"

-Pinhead starts to disappear into the darkness. Before he does...

Pinhead: "I'm going to get you for this! I'm going to get all of you!"

-Suddenly, the lights go back on revealing Michael's pad. Freddy, Jason, Chucky and Leatherface say goodbye to Michael, and leave his pad after another fun night of Poker.

THE END