-Meanwhile, Tiffany meets up with Chucky in the kitchen. Chucky sits at the table drinking beer unbeknownist, when Tiffany walks in.

Tiffany: "Chucky!"

-Chucky turns around shakened.

Chucky: "Tiff!"

Tiffany: "You said you were going to be at the hospital for the screening of our baby! And, you weren't. You got yourself out of it again. Why do you keep doing this to me?"

Chucky: "Doing what?"

Tiffany: "Making promises you only inevitably break. You always do this now. What's happened to you? What's happened to us?"

Chucky: "What do you mean what's happened to us? Lately, it's always been about you and your baby."

Tiffany: "You mean our baby!"

Chucky: "That's certainly not how you act about it. Ever since you found out you were pregnant, you've changed from the sexy wildcat you used to be into this nit-picky, clean bitch!"

Tiffany: "How can you say that?"

Chucky: "How can I not? When you found out you were pregnant, you were happy with it. Then, you started acting as if you were queen of the world and like I didn't matter at all. You would have never become pregnant if it weren't for me!"

Tiffany: "Of course I'm pregnant because of you! You refuse to wear rubber!"

Chucky: "Tiff, I am rubber!"

Tiffany: "I thought you were plastic."

Chucky: "That's not the point! The point is ever since you became pregnant, I've seen less of the fun qualities I saw when I first met you. And lately, you've been telling me to change my style. I can't just change my style. I'm a murderer, because deep inside, I'm a sick fuck! And, you know that. That's why you were attracted to me. Because, you're a sick fuck, too! And, now that you have a baby, you have the urge to change everything about that. You can't change who you are inside. You can't change yourself from sick fuck you are and you can't change me from the sick fuck I am! That baby has gone to your head, Tiff!"

-Tiffany looks in shocked awe.

Chucky: "What? You don't what to say, do ya? And, you wonder I've skipped out on you at the hospital. It's because you've become too controlling. Over the baby, over you, and over me. You never accepted anything I told you, because you were so controlling. I didn't have a choice, but to make broken promises. That's all I have to say."

-Chucky leaves the kitchen. Tiffany stands there in shocked awe. Jason and Michael come into the kitchen only to see the shocked Tiffany.

Michael Myers: "Tiff, what's wrong?"

-Tiffany stays as she is.

Jason Voorhees: "Hey, what's wrong? Did you see Chucky or something?"

-A tear runs down Tiffany's cheek, and Tiffany runs into the next room crying.

Michael Myers: "What was that about?"

Jason Voorhees: "Oh, Chucky's here. Instead of going to the hospital with Tiffany, he came here instead. I guess she came here too and had some words with him."

Michael Myers: "I'll never figure those two out."

Jason Voorhees: "Me neither."

-Jason opens the fridge and grabs a beer from the refridgerator.

Michael Myers: "Wait a minute. Haven't you had enough beer already?"

Jason Voorhees: "What? I've only had three."

Michael Myers: "That's the point."

Jason Voorhees: "What, I'll get drunk or something?"

Michael Myers: "Hey, you getting drunk is what caused my pad to get trashed."

Jason Voorhees: "Well, this isn't your pad, is it?"

Michael Myers: "No."

Jason Voorhees: "So, get off my back already. This my party. So, let me drink what I want."

Michael Myers: "Whatever."

-Jason wonders off into the next room with his beer. Michael opens up the refridgerator and grabs a beer. In the cupboard nearby, Michael grabs a glass and pours some beer into it. He grabs some ice from the fridge and closes the fridge. Dropping the ice into the beer, he starts walking into the next room. As he does, a mysterious figure steps into the room, opens a drawer, and pulls out a knife. Suddenly, Michael hears a noise, as if a drawer was being shut, and turns around. He sees nothing. He shrugs, and starts walking out of the kitchen. The mysterious figure, revealing to be the die-hard Michael fan, walks out the entrance behind him and follows. As Michael starts walking down a hallway, the die-hard Michael fan follows after with a knife in his hand. Michael passes a closet door as starts reaching the end of hallway. The die-hard Michael fan follows raising the knife. The die-hard Michael fan, creeps closer. Michael starts feeling suspicious, as if he's being followed. Reaching the end of the hallway, the die-hard Michael fan is about to stab Michael when suddenly, the closet door slams open. The mysterious figure comes out, grabs the die-hard Michael fan and pulls him in slamming the door. Michael turns around, hearing the slam. He sees nothing. He cautiously walks toward the closet door. Michael reaches the closet door. He grabs the knob. He starts turning the knob...when suddenly Jason comes out of nowhere behind Michael and scares him.

Michael Myers: "Whew!"

Jason Voorhees: "What? Did I scare you?"

-Michael is speechless, breathing hard.

Jason Vooehees: "I scared you! I can't believe it. I've never been able to scare you before."

Michael Myers: "Well, it's inadverdant."

Jason Voorhees: "What were you doing?"

Michael Myers: "I thought I heard a noise before. In fact, I felt like I was being followed."

Jason Voorhees: "Wait a minute. Did you feel like someone was there, but no one ultimately was? Like, you heard a noise, and you turn around and see nothing?"

Michael Myers: "Yeah!'

Jason Voorhees: "Dude, that's what you pull on your victims in your movies! You stalk them and play games with them before killing them."

Michael Myers: "So, what are you saying?"

Jason Voorhees: "What I'm saying is that what you heard was probably really nothing. I know that over the years after being in so many "Friday The 13th" movies, I feel like one of my own soon-to-be victims at times. It's just one of those things that you feel sometime as a horror icon after being so used to a particular routine. In a way, it gets back at you."
Michael Myers: "I see what you mean. You're probably right."

-Michael follows Jason into the living room. Freddy is talking to a guest. He notices a guy sitting on the sofa asleep.

Freddy Krueger: "Excuse me for a moment."

-Freddy wonders off into the next room. A moment passes. Suddenly the guy on the sofa wakes up screaming, as if head a nightmare. He looks around frightened. Everybody looks at him and laughs. Jason and Michael notice.

Michael Myers: "Looks like Freddy pulled off his pranks!"

Jason Voorhees: "It is so hilarious when he does that!"

-Freddy returns to the guest he was talking to.

Freddy Krueger: "What did I miss?"

Guest: "Oh, that guy on the sofa woke up screaming."

Freddy Krueger: "Sounds like he had a nightmare he would never forget!"

-The guest continues looking around in fright and sees Freddy. Seeing Freddy, he screams and flees from the house.

Guest: "What's up his ass?"

Freddy Krueger: "Hey, I don't know. He must have some issues!"

-Meanwhile, Michael and Jason talk to Dracula and Frankenstein.

Frankenstein: "Jason, you and Freddy are lucky you two have the rare opportunity to do "Freddy vs. Jason."

Jason Voorhees: "You mean, 'Jason vs. Freddy'."

Dracula: "You mean they changed the title?"

Michael Myers: "No, the movie is called 'Freddy vs. Jason'. Jason is just jealous it starts with Freddy's name, and not his."

Jason Voorhees: "That's not true!"

Michael Myers: "Oh, come on Jason. Everybody knows you are!
Jason Voorhees: "Whatever."

Frankenstein: "Hey, I know how you feel. After doing 'Frankenstein vs. Dracula' in 1971..."

Dracula: "You mean 'Dracula vs. Frankenstein'."

Frankenstein: "No, I mean 'Frankenstein vs. Dracula'!"

Dracula: "I can't believe after over thirty years you still argue over that. You could check any movie book, and it will specifically be written as 'Dracula vs. Frankenstein'."

Frankenstein: "Well, it still should have been called 'Frankenstein vs. Dracula'."

Dracula: "I had the primary role. You just happened to be in the movie, that's all."

Frankenstein: "That's not true. I had a big role!"

Dracula: "Then, please, tell me all the juicy details about it."

Frankenstein: "Uh..."

Dracula: "Exactly. That's ego for you."

Frankenstein: "Well, you're still jealous that my film is said to have made greater impact in the horror genre.

Dracula: "No, I don't!"

Frankenstein: "That's what you want say. But, in your heart, you're jealous."

Dracula: "Oh, yeah?"

-Dracula is about to attack Frankenstein.

Michael Myers: "Guys, come on! You two fight as much as Freddy and Jason. And, it's over stupid insignifigant stuff too!"

Dracula: "Whatever."

Michael Myers: "So, anyway, you guys did an actual versus movie together too? I knew about 'Frankenstein meets the Wolfman' in 1942, 'House of Frankenstein' in 1944, and 'House of Dracula in 1945,' but I didn't know you two did an actual versus movie together.

Frankenstein: "Oh, yeah! It was in 1971. I wish I could say it did well, but it didn't. It was a flop.
Dracula: "Yep."

Frankenstein: "Honestly, I don't remember the movie too much these days. In fact, its vague to me now."

Dracula: "I don't remember it that well either. It could be for the better."

Jason Voorhees: "Wait, so they did other versus movies. 'Frankenstein meets The Wolfman,' 'House of Frankenstein,' and 'House of Dracula'? I never heard of those."

Frankenstein: "Well, they were pretty interesting films. In 'Frankenstein meets the Wolfman,' yours truly obviously met with the wolfman. I have more fond memories of this one. From what I remember, I meet the wolfman when he comes to meet my master, Dr. Frankenstein. Obviously, it all ends with a clash between me and the wolfman. It was pretty cool."

Jason Voorhees: "Sounds awesome."

Frankenstein: "And, in 'House of Frankenstein,' I meet up with a Dracula and the Wolfman."

Dracula: "House of Dracula was the sequel. It featured even more universal monsters."

Jason Voorhees: "Cool."

-Meanwhile, Chucky is in the living room drinking his beer. Tiffany meets up with him.

Tiffany: "Chucky?"

Chucky: "I have nothing to say."

Tiffany: "I'm sorry."

-Chucky turns around to Tiffany.

Tiffany: "I'm sorry I became so self-centered before, a little while after getting pregnant. You're right. It got to my head."

-Chucky looks in disbelief.

Tiffany: "I was happy about having a child at first, but it hit me. I'm a doll! We're both dolls! How do dolls deal with a pregnancy, a child?"

Chucky: "I don't know. I always wondered the same thing."

Tiffany: "It started to really bother me, and I guess I tried acting "normal" about it, like a human being would. I acted too normal, too controlling. And, I'm sorry."
Chucky: "I understand. This is how I look at it after wondering about it so long. We're both essentially the spirit of humans trapped in the bodies of dolls. It's a ridiculous situation, but that's how it stands. And, after being in the bodies for enough time, we become human within in it. So, if we're essentially human inside, I don't see why raising a baby doll with human essentials would be any different."

Tiffany: "You're right. It shouldn't be any different. We are essentially raising a human."

Chucky: "Exactly. That's why I want to have the baby. I love you, and I want to have this baby."

Tiffany: "Really?"

Chucky: "Yes."

Tiffany: "I can't believe it. I never thought you really wanted to have the baby."

Chucky: "Well, it's not easy for me to express my emotions all the time like this, but yes, I want the kid."

Tiffany: "Oh, I love you so much."

Chucky: "I love you too."

Tiffany: "Now that I've realized all this, I am so sorry how I treated you before. How can I make it up?"

Chucky: "Well..."

-Meanwhile, Jason is in the kitchen getting another beer from the fridge. He drinks from the bottle a long gulp. He looks around dazed. After drinking so much beer during the party, he is drunk! He walks, not well, but wobbly. He wobbles into the hallway. He tumbles down the hallway. Walking from the kitchen is the die-hard Jason fan with a machete in his hand. He starts creeping toward Jason. Jason reaches the end of the hallway and starts around the left corner up a stairway leading to the second floor of the house. Tumbling up the stairs, he starts crawling up th the top. Jason looks around dazed muttering nonsense.

Jason Voorhees: "I'm Jason. I can't die! I..."

-The die-hard Jason fan follows him up to the top of the stairs. Jason struggles to get up and starts tumbling down the hallway on the second floor. The die-hard Jason follows paciently. Jason tumbles into a intercepting hallway. As he does, he continues muttering nonsense.

Jason Voorhees: "I can't die! I'm invincible! I..."

Die-hard Jason fan: "Oh, that's what you think, buddy."
-As it stands, Jason is tumbling through a hallway on the second floor of the house. He is being followed by the die-hard Jason fan with a machete. But, behind the die-hard Jason fan is the mysterious figure. As Jason reaches the end of the intercepting hallway, the die-hard Jason fan is about attack him with his machete. That's when the mysterious figure, with a rope, grabs the die-hard Jason fan and starts strangling him.

Mysterious figure: "Sorry. Jason is mine. Not yours."

-The mysterious figure continues to strangle the die-hard Jason fan. The die-hard Jason fans struggles to breathe. Finally, the die-hard Jason fan gives up and dies. The mysterious figure drops the die-hard Jason fan and starts catching up with Jason. Jason is not too far. he is back on the main hallway on the second floor near the stairs. The mysterious figure catches up and starts creeping towards him. He holds the machete the die-hard Jason had. Jason, still drunk, tumbles around aimlessly through the hallway muttering nonsense.

Jason Voorhees: "I'm Jason Fucking Voorhees! I can't die! I..."

Mysterious figure: "We'll see about that."

-As Jason reaches the stairs, the mysterious is about to attack him with his machete. The mysterious figure misses him as Jason tumbles down the stairs.

Mysterious figure: "Damn it!"

-Jason tumbles down the stairs stopping at the bottom near the front door. Everybody from the living room looks in astonishment. Everybody crowds around him, including Freddy and Michael.
Michael Myers: "I was afraid this would happen. He must have been drunk."

-For a moment, Jason is motionless. Finally, he moves. He coughs and tries to get up. Everybody is relieved. Jason gets up.

Jason Voorhees: "What happened?"

Michael Myers: "You were drunk. You had too much drink."

Jason Voorhees: "Like I always am at parties?"

Freddy Krueger: "Of course!"

Jason Voorhees: "I tumbled down the stairs again, didn't I?"

Freddy Krueger: "No shit!"

Michael Myers: "Are you okay? Can you move your arms and legs."
Jason Voorhees: "Of course!"

-Jason gets up like nothing happened.

Jason Voorhees: "Of all things, a falling from a drunken state is not going to kill me!"

-Jason goes to the kitchen to get a beer. Everybody goes back to partying as they were before. Meanwhile, Freddy and Michael start talking to Frankenstein and Dracula again.

Frankenstein: "What was that about?"

Michael Myers: "Oh, Jason got drunk and tumbled down the stairs from the second floor."

Dracula: "Doesn't that hurt?"

Freddy Krueger: "Not Jason! Jason has partied like this for years, and he's always okay. He's a machine!"

Frankenstein: "He must be. I hear that he can't die."

Michael Myers: "I think you mean me. I can't die. I'm the boogeyman. At least I haven't been hurt enough to die."

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah. Of all things, Jason has died 12 times in his lifetime."

Frankenstein: "How is that possible?"

Freddy Krueger: "Well, he'll die at the end of each 'Friday The 13th' Film and be brought back to life in some ridiculous in the beginning of the next entry. It's a cycle. And, in some entries, he's died more than once. He's had some tough competition in some of his 'Friday The 13th" films.

Michael Myers: "Like Corey Feldman!"

Dracula: "Corey Feldman?"

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah! Corey Feldman!"

Michael Myers: "And, Tommy Jarvis."

Freddy Krueger: "And also, Tina, the telepathic girl from 'Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood'."

Frankenstein: "A telepathic?"

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, a telepathic."
Dracula: "Corey Feldman?!"

Michael Myers: "If you excuse me for a moment, I have to get a beer."

Dracula: "Corey Feldman?!?"

-Michael wonders to the kitchen for a beer. He opens the fridge, grabs a beer, and goes down the hallway. As he does, he hears a moaning and groaning from a room. He stops and listens against the door of a nearby bedroom. It was intense moaning and groaning! Some couple were getting it on! Michael spots Jason in the living room and signals for him. Jason comes up to Michael.

Jason Voorhees: "What? What is it?"

Michael Myers: "Shh!"

-Michael puts his ear up to the door of the bedroom. The moaning and groaning continues. Jason puts his ear against the door and hears the moaning and groaning.

Jason Voorhees: "Hey, they're doing it in there!'

Michael Myers: "Exactly!"

Jason Voorhees: "What?"

Michael Myers: "I thought you said that you took care of all of the people who lived here."

Jason Voorhees: "I did! I checked every room before calling everyone up."

Michael Myers: "Are you sure?"

Jason Voorhees: "Yes!"

Michael Myers: "Then, who are they?"

Jason Voorhees: "I don't know. Maybe they're some teens from this party."

Michael Myers: "And, they're doing it in some other people's house?!"

Jason Voorhees: "Hey, I've seen it happen! Haven't you seen my 'Friday The 13th' movies?"

Michael Myers: "Well, this isn't a movie. I guess I'll have to go kill them. I'll go get a big kitchen knife.

Jason Voorhees: "Wait! I'll kill them! Do you still have that speare in your Firebird."

Michael Myers: "Yeah."

Jason Voorhees: "Good!"

-Jason runs off to get the spear from Michael's Firebird. Meanwhile, Michael goes back to Freddy, Frankenstein, and Dracula in the living room."

 

Dracula: "Corey Feldman?!?!"

Freddy Krueger: "Yeah, Corey Feldman! Why does that come at such a shock?"

Dracula: "I've seen all of his movies...and they're so bad!"

Freddy Krueger: "True, but his arguably best film is 'Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter'."

Dracula: "Agreed."

Frankenstein: "Who's Tommy Jarvis?"

Michael Myers: "He's the character Corey Feldman played. Years later, he returned to Jason's grave as an adult, and inadverdantly brought Jason back to life. That's how Jason's "dying" cycle started. He was first officially killed by a little `ol Corey Feldman, then he was brought back to life by Tommy Jarvis when he was older. From there, he would always die at the end of one entry and be brought back to life at the beginning of the next."

-Meanwhile, a mysterious figure stands behind the door of the bedroom with the couple getting it on. From inside the room, the door knob slowly turns. The figure turns the knob until he slowly opens the door. Not opening the door all the way, he sneaks in and slowly closes the door behind him. The couple, too involved in the act, never notice. The figure starts creeping towards the bed. The figure continues to creep toward the bed. Through the darkness of the room, the figure starts to reach the bed. The girl hears the creeping. She quietly whispers to the boy.

Girl: "I think I heard something!"

Boy: "No you didn't! Let's keep going!"

Girl: "No! I really heard something!"

Boy: "Okay, what did you hear?"

Girl: "I heard a creeping."

Boy: "A creeping?"

Girl: "Yes, a creeping!"
Boy: "Listen, I know my slasher instincts. I didn't hear anything."

Girl: "Do you mean that, or are you just saying that so that we continue doing it?"

Boy: "Of course I was just saying that! Come on, let's get it on already!"

Girl: "Okay!"

-The mysterious continues finally starts to creep closer to the bed. Reaching the bed, the figure steps on a shoe, making a swooshing noise.

Girl: "Ahh!"

Boy: "I heard it! I heard it!"

-The boy turns on the lamp by the bed. The creeper is revealed to be Jason with a spear. The couple is revealed to Chucky and Tiffany! Chucky and Tiffany scream at the sight of Jason handling the spear as if he was about to kill them. Jason freaks out at the sight of the two naked dolls in the middle of the act. He flees from the room. Jason runs through the living room to the kitchen. Michael notices.

Michael Myers: "What's wrong? Did your routine get back at you?"

-Freddy, Frankenstein, and Dracula laugh. Michael snickers. Later on, Michael goes to the kitchen to get another beer. He sees Jason there shaken up.

Michael Myers: "I are you still freaked out? What happened before?"

Jason Voorhees: "That couple in the bedroom..."

Michael Myers: "Yeah..."

Jason Voorhees: "...It was Chucky and Tiffany."

Michael Myers: "Oh my gosh!"

Jason Voorhees: "It was Chucky and Tiffany."

Michael Myers: "Oh my gosh!"

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah! It was Chucky and Tiffany!"

Michael Myers: "Wow. I guess they made up. But, are you really that shaken up? It's not like you haven't killed a couple in the middle of the act before."

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, but interrupting a typical horny teenagers in the middle of the act to kill them is one thing. Interrupting a horny couple, in attempt to kill them, only to find out they are none other than Chucky and Tiffany..."

-Michael laughs at the hilarity of the situation.

Jason Voorhees: "...Is freaky!"

Michael Myers: "Yeah, I see what you mean. I guess this my way of getting back at for inadverdantly scaring me in the hallway tonight!"

Jason Voorhees: "Whatever."

-Suddenly, Jason and Michael hear someone in the living room wake up screaming from fright. Then, laugh is heard.

Michael Myers: "That's Freddy for ya!"

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah!"

-Jason and Michael start back to the living room through the hallway. As they do, the closet door, not closed all the way, opens due to the wind, to reveal the die-hard Michael fan hanging from a coat hook and with a knife sticking out of his chest. Jason and Michael stop in their tracks.

Michael Myers: "Whoa!"

Jason Voorhees: "Cool!"

-Michael turns to Jason.

Jason Voorhees: "What? It wasn't me. It's just good handiwork!"

-Michael walks up to the open closet door. Seeing the same white-sprayed Captain Kirk Mask, he slowly takes the mask off of the die-hard Michael fans's head, only to reveal the face of...

Michael Myers: "Whoa!"

Jason Voorhees: "Tommy Doyle!"

Michael Myers: "No shit!"

Jason Voorhees: "How could Tommy Doyle be here? You don't think that..."

Michael Myers: "Yeah, he might have been here trying to get back at me."

Jason Voorhees: "But, who got him?"

Michael Myers: "I don't know. Wait a minute. Jason, remember before when I told you I heard a noise in the hallway?"

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah. It might have been real after all. In fact, just when you and Freddy first got here, there were two die-hard horror fans, one dressed as me and one dressed as you. That's the die-hard Michael fan. Maybe the other fan is Tommy Jarvis. Maybe Tommy Doyle was trying to kill you, and Jarvis mistakened him for you."

Michael Myers: "That makes sense. What about Jarvis? You didn't see any more of the die-hard Jason fan, did you?"

Jason Voorhees: "I don't think so."

Michael Myers: "Are you sure? What about when you were drunk and were upstairs. We better check up there."

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah, good idea."

-Jason and Michael walk up to the second floor and cautiously walk up the hallway. They enter a intercepting hallway that turns and and leads back to the main hallway. And, there up ahead is the die-hard Jason fan hanging from the ceiling.

Michael Myers: "Whoa!"

Jason Voorhees: "Cool!"

-Jason walks up to the hanging body. He slowly takes hold of the hockey masks and raises it up, revealing the face to be...

Jason Voorhees: "Whoa!"

Michael Myers: "Tommy Jarvis!"

Jason Voorhees: "Okay, so downstairs is Tommy Doyle...dead. And, up here is Tommy Jarvis...also dead. Who killed them?"

Jason Voorhees: "There's no way we can know."

Michael Myers: "The only thing that makes sense so far is that they came here to get back us, but someone else killed them first. It's possible that it was the two Tommy's that send us the "I know..." notes."

Jason Voorhees: "You got one too?"

Michael Myers: "Yeah. It said 'I know what you did 40 falls ago'."

Jason Voorhees: "Strange, Freddy didn't get one. It thought before it could have been Ghostface."

Michael Myers: "It could still be Ghostface. Maybe he wanted to get back all three of us. And, seeing how the two Tommy's were here with practially the same plans in mind, he killed them first. Or, perhaps, he killed them think they were us. Oh, and he didn't want to be obvious, so he only sent two of us notes."

Jason Voorhees: "Why sent notes at all? That's so cliche now, thanks to the 'I Know...' movies."

Michael Myers: "True, but Ghostface was never too slick with his identity. Remember the joy ride he sent us on a few weeks ago?

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah."

Michael Myers: "The handle he used to contact Rusty Nail with was 'Scream'. How obvious is that?"

Jason Voorhees: "Too obvious. He fumbled. Okay, another question. Who's Ghostface, then? What's his true identity?"

Michael Myers: "I don't know."

Jason Voorhees: "Could it be Roman Bridger? He was the identity of Ghostface in 'Scream 3'. He was the mastermind behind the set up of the entire 'Scream' series. Now, he can't do anymore 'Scream' movies. Being a character created by Wes Craven, he's not given anymore sequels, but Freddy does. And, of course, Freddy always chills with us. And, we even get to do more sequels to our own series still. What better motive could there be?"

Michael Myers: "Very good observation. but, there's one problem. It can't be Roman Bridger."

Jason Voorhees: "Why not?"

Michael Myers: "Because, he just started filming 'Stab 4' two months ago in California. There's no way he could have went back and forth between California and here."

Jason Voorhees: "Who else is there?"

Michael Myers: "I don't know. We should get back with Freddy. Just in case something happens."

Jason Voorhees: "Yeah."

-Jason and Michael go back downstairs to the living room. They go to Frankenstein and Dracula.

Michael Myers: "Do you guys know where Freddy went?"

Frankenstein: "He excused himself."

Dracula: "I think he's going to scare that lad on the sofa."

-Dracula points to the guy sitting on the sofa asleep. The guy was none other than the man dressed in black. At least he was dressed in black.

Michael Myers: "Whoa!"

Jason Voorhees: "The man in black!"

Michael Myers: "It definately can't be Dr. Wynn. I killed him in `95."

Jason Voorhees: "Then, who is it?"

Michael Myers: "I don't know anymore."

Jason Voorhees: "We better wake him up before Freddy does. He maybe setting him up."

Michael Myers: "Yeah."

-Jason and Michael go to the sofa and are about to wake up the man in black when suddenly Freddy comes crashing through the wall of the next room on fire. This startles everyone in the room. The man in black set up him up.

Michael Myers: "Wake this bitch up! I'll get water for Freddy."

-Jason starts shaking up the man in black. Meanwhile, Michael comes back with a bucket of water. With Freddy going back and forth on fire all over the room, Michael follows him and splashes him with fire. The teens follow his actions and come back with buckets and cups of water. Meanwhile, Jason, unable to shaken up the man in black, picks him up, and throws him across the room. The man in black hits against a corner in the room, and falls to the ground. He eventually wakes up. And, finally, Freddy's flames start dying off. The man in black gets up shakened. Freddy gets not burned too badly.

Freddy Krueger: "I'm okay."

Michael Myers: "Why did you try scaring the man? He's the man in black. Or some person dressed as the man in black.
Freddy Krueger: "I know. I invaded his mind to find out who he was.

Michael Myers: "Did you find out?"

Freddy Krueger: "No. He had a trap set up for me."

-The man in black stands there waiting for their attention. He takes his off his man-in-black disguise, relealing...

Jason Voorhees: "Whoa!"

Freddy Krueger: "Ghostface!"

-Finally, Ghostface takes off his mask, revealing the face of...

Jason Voorhees: "Whoa!"

Freddy Krueger: "Hey, it's...wait. Who is that?"

-Michael looks in shocked awe.

Michael Myers: "It's John. John Tate. My nephew."

John Tate: "That's right. I was Ghostface! I was the one bothering you with the 'What's up?!' calls. I was the one who sent Rusty Nail after you. I was the one who sent you and Jason those 'I know...' notes. And, I was who almost burnt Freddy to a crisp. You want to know why? I'll tell you why!"

Michael Myers: "John, shut up for a moment! If you wanted to come to this party, why didn't you just ask?"

-John waits there for a moment.

John Tate: "Okay!"

-John starts partying as if nothing ever happened. Everybody joins him in the partying. Later on, Freddy and Jason propose a toast in honor of the upcoming "Freddy vs Jason," only a week away.

Freddy Krueger: "To 'Freddy vs. Jason'!"

Jason Voorhees: "To...'Jason vs. Freddy!"

-Freddy sneers at Jason.

Freddy Krueger: "It's 'Freddy vs. Jason' you idiot. Live with it."
Jason Voorhees: "Whatever."

Freddy Krueger: "Don't 'whatever' me! I want you to finally accept it and say 'okay' to it."

Jason Voorhees: "As I said before, to 'Jason vs. Freddy'!"

Freddy Krueger: "Why, you!"

-Freddy attacks Jason, and they breaking through the front door of the house. Michael shrugs.

Michael Myers: "Everyone, say goodnight to Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees for the evening!"

-Michael and everyone else go back to parying as if nothing happened.

THE END